The Pun appreciation thread!

Homer

Oh do refrain!

dak

When a jazz musician's clothes are all worn out it's ragtime.

Homer

Pretty sharp Dak! I'm finding it hard to piccolo the best of these music puns!
Keep the pace up guys and stay tuned for more :pac:

dak

Not there yet ! A dead writer of music is de-composing.

dak

Listening to choral music is an a-choir-ed taste.

Homer

Keep go-i-ng, but eventually you'll run into treble.. Don't mean to keep harping on!

The Hill Billy

I'm glad we're all singing from the same hymn sheet on this.

dak

The consequence of playing drums often is re-percussions.

Beanstalk

Well I suppose that's not too bad as long as the re-percussions aren't violin-t....

dak

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna-fish.

Homer

What do you mean you can't tuna fish? Just adjust its scales.

dak

While the music was playing the geology teacher was rocking around

WindSock

Sorry, that one didn't strike a chord with me.

dak

Some soloists are so bad they should sing tenor twelve miles away.

The Hill Billy

Homer wrote: »

What do you mean you can't tuna fish? Just adjust its scales.

That's a cod.

dak

Hill Billy wrote: »

That's a cod.

If you work in HR it would be

Thats a cHoRd !

Homer

All these puns about fish and the sea. On the surface of it I like them.. but I think after a while they might give me a haddock. I'm pouring out my sole here to you all. I don't want to rock the boat or anything..

dak

Homer wrote: »

All these puns about fish and the sea. On the surface of it I like them.. but I think after a while they might give me a haddock. I'm pouring out my sole here to you all. I don't want to rock the boat or anything..

Holy Moses! Thats a new angle-r ! Its not just the sea thats falling apart ! Eat your Surf and Turf.

Homer

I once knew of two anglers who were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.

The Hill Billy

Homer wrote: »

I once knew of two anglers who were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.

Not a discussion - more of a de-bait.

marcosgraveyard

For the best bait, I find that if you tie worms in a loop it makes them more a-lure-ring.

The Hill Billy

Well, that's one angle.

dak

One, two, three, four,
Tell the people what she drove. ( I know it doesn't rhyme)
She drove an itsy bitsy teeny weeny
Yellow polka Dotborghini. (But this does!)

WindSock

yarr, 'eel ne'er stop unless you tell 'im to.

dak

WindSock wrote: »

yarr, 'eel ne'er stop unless you tell 'im to.

Eel reel if u shimano !

WindSock

I trout it very much.

dak

Have a sole ! It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Ling

tenandtracer

I've been trawling thru my thesaurus looking for puns. But I think we might draw a line on the fishing puns before people get hooked. Anyway should these puns be on the net.......

marcosgraveyard

Keeping them to yourself is only being shelfish.

dak

marcosgraveyard wrote: »

Keeping them to yourself is only being shelfish.

Fish uns can only flounder when they go flat!