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The Pun appreciation thread!

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    #632
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    well; this is certainly the plaice for puns.

    I'm sure we can fish out a few more, but then again, I'm codding you!


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    #633
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,777 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    tenandtracer wrote: »
    I've been trawling thru my thesaurus looking for puns.
    A thesaurus? That probably cost you a few squid.


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    #634
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    Land mines cost an arm and a leg!


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    #635
    Al_Fernz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Al_Fernz


    Land mines??? They're the bomb....


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    #636
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Homer wrote: »
    Land mines cost an arm and a leg!

    Is this pun out of Plaice ?


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    #637
    Al_Fernz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Al_Fernz


    We've moved on to war/weapon related puns. They will provide us with far more ammunition. Is that nu-clear?


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    #638
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Such a BOMBARDMENT of war-related puns......;)

    We are getting quite ENTRENCHED in this arent we?:D


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    #639
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Al_Fernz wrote: »
    We've moved on to war/weapon related puns. They will provide us with far more ammunition. Is that nu-clear?

    No need to Carp on about it ! I can sit perched anyway. I have you in my sights Reely! Tank you !


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    #640
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's a fishy story that was received from the front by a courier on a motorpike and side carp.


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    #641
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It's a fishy story that was received from the front by a courier on a motorpike and side carp.

    On reflection when I cast out ,deep down in murky waters I can see its a battle of wits ! Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy!


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    #642
    tenandtracer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    So is it going to be marine or military puns? Either way it's going to be like shooting fish in a barrel.


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    #643
    [Deleted User]
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    While angling for new fish puns, I thought I would go out on a tangent;

    There was a network engineer who spent so much time setting up VPN's that he now has tunnel vision!

    Someones phishing in my email again! :mad:


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    #644
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,777 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    tenandtracer wrote: »
    So is it going to be marine or military puns? Either way it's going to be like shooting fish in a barrel.

    Were you aiming to have a whale of a time?

    Do marine creatures with rifles have fish stocks?


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    #645
    oobydooby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭oobydooby


    Deleted User wrote: »
    While angling for new fish puns, I thought I would go out on a tangent; [..]

    Someones phishing in my email again! :mad:

    That's a bad sine. By degrees you will lose the function of your email. I suggest you log off while performing further analysis.


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    #646
    Al_Fernz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Al_Fernz


    oobydooby wrote: »
    That's a bad sine. By degrees you will lose the function of your email. I suggest you log off while performing further analysis.

    Its good to see somebody differentiating themselves with a new theme for puns cos I really thought those fish puns sucked. I can see oobydooby becoming an integral part of this thread...


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    #647
    [Deleted User]
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    Ah! fish PI for supper.


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    #648
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    The square root of this problem is that the probability of maths puns being greather than or equal to the punnery value of fish puns is extremely low ! This theory is like a fish out of water !


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    #649
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    This new pun topic is welcomed glady for some prime factors. I'll contribute some fresh puns but only the odd one. When we reach the sum-mit for this topic we'll find something else soon enough.
    I'm off to get my glasses, having trouble reading some of these puns and the glasses help division don't you know :p


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    #650
    oobydooby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭oobydooby


    dak wrote: »
    The square root of this problem is that the probability of maths puns being greather than or equal to the punnery value of fish puns is extremely low ! This theory is like a fish out of water !

    That's a superficial comparison. I don't mean to be critical but the fish puns had come full circle.


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    #651
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I think you should protract that comment.


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    #652
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,777 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Al_Fernz wrote: »
    I can see oobydooby becoming an integral part of this thread...

    The addition of oobydooby to the regular contributors here would indeed be a plus.


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    #653
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,777 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    oobydooby wrote: »
    That's a superfishial comparison.

    Fixed that for ya.


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    #654
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    oobydooby wrote: »
    That's a superficial comparison. I don't mean to be critical but the fish puns had come full circle.

    All fish swim in circles within a certain radius ! If you get my drift!


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    #655
    Al_Fernz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Al_Fernz


    dak wrote: »
    The square root of this problem is that the probability of maths puns being greather than or equal to the punnery value of fish puns is extremely low ! This theory is like a fish out of water !

    Euclid have repeated those lame recurring fish puns for infinity....


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    #656
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Fin


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    #657
    oobydooby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭oobydooby


    dak wrote: »
    All fish swim in circles within a certain radius ! If you get my drift!

    Not really. When I cast my eye over your line of reasoning it's a complex argument. There is an abundance of fish puns but numbers are often deficient.


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    #658
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    oobydooby wrote: »
    Not really. When I cast my eye over your line of reasoning it's a complex argument. There is an abundance of fish puns but numbers are often deficient.

    Looks like you think its a load of pollocks ?


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    #659
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    A fish pun haddockured to me before I stared to type this, but now I forget what it is.


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    #660
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    WindSock wrote: »
    A fish pun haddockured to me before I stared to type this, but now I forget what it is.

    Ahh! The one that got away !


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    #661
    oobydooby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭oobydooby


    WindSock wrote: »
    Fin

    So is it officially the end?


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