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The Pun appreciation thread!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    Astrology, esecially Taurus is a load of bull of you ask me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 Roisin89


    I've only read a few pages of this, but I adore all the awful puns =D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    Roisin89 wrote: »
    I've only read a few pages of this, but I adore all the awful puns =D


    Some of them are pure PUN-ishment though!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    we're light years ahead of ourselves


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    'pun my honour, the pun is punicle of human achievment.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    Can I suggest a topic?

    Football :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Football is a strange to-pick.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    perfect a 12" diameter ball, how punacious is that!

    presumably the goal is to score as many puns as possible


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    That pun's way out of my league right there

    Someone promote this thread


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I'll promote this thread,bare with me please.

    Promote it to string?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    I'll promote this thread,bare with me please.

    Promote it to string?

    Afraid knot!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    dak wrote: »
    Afraid knot!

    OK - we'll call that one a tie


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    OK - we'll call that one a tie

    Lets throw up....the field and get out of this corner !


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    bit of a ropey situation here folks


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    sure we could string this out for ever..


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Kamili


    O what a wicked web we weave...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    We are in accord so.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    We are in accord so.

    Its amazing what you can do when you harness the web!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭oobydooby


    dak wrote: »
    Afraid knot!

    A frayed knot might make good thread. Silky thread though you spin yourself - dak spun thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    oobydooby wrote: »
    A frayed knot might make good thread. Silky thread though you spin yourself - dak spun thread.

    If you spin a yarn there is bound to be a twist !


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,777 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Spinning yarns is a reel skill.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    I just saw some identical twines


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,777 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Did you have a double vision?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Hill Billy wrote: »
    Spinning yarns is a reel skill.

    Is it ? I think you are trying to pull the wool over our eyes ! Sorry but I don't bleat around the bush !


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    I've just cottoned on to this.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    we've stringed together some good ones here


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,777 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Some real purls of wisdom here alright.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,646 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Well, darn it, you lot are clever.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Reap what you sew- so- oooo bought a sewing machine mwake me work faster!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,777 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    I feel more sheep/wool puns looming.


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