The Pun appreciation thread!

Alice1

Water you talking about?

The Volt

I WILL NOT give in to Pier pressure

Kamili

I'm starting to harbour a lot of doubts about this

tenandtracer

Bouy, some of these puns are ferry good!

we shall sea!

pseudonym1

Cod - hope can remember to tell this properly:

Whats d only vegetable not allowed on ships?

LEEKS!!!

Leeks are the reason that the welsh were never great ship builders

Al_Fernz

That's a whole raft of boat puns, lets be careful not to go overboard.

murser

Having a whale of a time reading these puns but I will knot be tempted to dive into this thread.

The Hill Billy

Time to wave goodbye to these maritime puns. We've surfered enough, you sea.

tenandtracer

Hill Billy wrote: »

Time to wave goodbye to these maritime puns. We've surfered enough, you sea.

Woe betide anyone who posts anymore

Homer

On the surface of it they all look good! But we could easily end up in dire straits.. Let's seas the opportunity for more maritime puns!

The Hill Billy

Now you're plumbing the depths. I can't fathom why we continue with this current lot of sea-related puns. It is just knot on trawling through this lot of abyssmal puns.


Don't mind me - I'm just being crabby because you're all having a whale of a time.

Hagar

Sleeping Beauty received the gift of a brand new digital camera from the dwarves. Overjoyed, she spent many happy days taking pictures of the woodland animals and her friends. Eventually, she decided she wanted to have some of her best work professionally printed.
So, she made the long trek to the Big City where they had a photo lab for just such things. She left her files with the Nice Man there who told her to return in a week.
After a week of anticipation, Sleeping Beauty went back, anxious to how her work turned out. "I have bad news," said the Nice Man, it's going to take another week."
Disappointed, she went home and waited another week. When she went the next weekend, she was truly sad to learn that her pictures still hadn't arrived. The Nice Man said, "I don't know what the delay is, but I'm certain they'll be here next weekend."
Feeling very sad indeed, Sleeping Beauty waited another week. However, when she returned the following weekend, only to see the Nice Man looking at her with remorse in his eyes, her frustration and sadness was so overwhelming that she fell to the floor and burst into tears.
The nice man rushed over to comfort her. "There there, Sleeping Beauty... stop crying,” he soothed...........................
"I know someday, your prints will come."

The Hill Billy

Hagar wrote: »

...her frustration and sadness was so overwhelming that she fell to the floor and burst into tears.

That was a rather negative reaction.

Homer

Hagar wrote: »

Sleeping Beauty received the gift of a brand new digital camera from the dwarves. Overjoyed, she spent many happy days taking pictures of the woodland animals and her friends. Eventually, she decided she wanted to have some of her best work professionally printed.
So, she made the long trek to the Big City where they had a photo lab for just such things. She left her files with the Nice Man there who told her to return in a week.
After a week of anticipation, Sleeping Beauty went back, anxious to how her work turned out. "I have bad news," said the Nice Man, it's going to take another week."
Disappointed, she went home and waited another week. When she went the next weekend, she was truly sad to learn that her pictures still hadn't arrived. The Nice Man said, "I don't know what the delay is, but I'm certain they'll be here next weekend."
Feeling very sad indeed, Sleeping Beauty waited another week. However, when she returned the following weekend, only to see the Nice Man looking at her with remorse in his eyes, her frustration and sadness was so overwhelming that she fell to the floor and burst into tears.
The nice man rushed over to comfort her. "There there, Sleeping Beauty... stop crying,” he soothed...........................
"I know someday, your prints will come."

I'm after getting a disney spell after reading that :pac:

dak

Hagar wrote: »

Sleeping Beauty received the gift of a brand new digital camera from the dwarves. Overjoyed, she spent many happy days taking pictures of the woodland animals and her friends. Eventually, she decided she wanted to have some of her best work professionally printed.
So, she made the long trek to the Big City where they had a photo lab for just such things. She left her files with the Nice Man there who told her to return in a week.
After a week of anticipation, Sleeping Beauty went back, anxious to how her work turned out. "I have bad news," said the Nice Man, it's going to take another week."
Disappointed, she went home and waited another week. When she went the next weekend, she was truly sad to learn that her pictures still hadn't arrived. The Nice Man said, "I don't know what the delay is, but I'm certain they'll be here next weekend."
Feeling very sad indeed, Sleeping Beauty waited another week. However, when she returned the following weekend, only to see the Nice Man looking at her with remorse in his eyes, her frustration and sadness was so overwhelming that she fell to the floor and burst into tears.
The nice man rushed over to comfort her. "There there, Sleeping Beauty... stop crying,” he soothed...........................
"I know someday, your prints will come."

If only I had a Cannon ! I couldn't afford it so I bought it on HP !

The Hill Billy

That Snow White is a real whiner. I wish someone would shutter up.

Homer

Hey don't be so negative. Just think how hard she has it.. Everyday the dwarfs adress her... Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho!

bazwaldo

After that long, I'd have snapped. She needs to be more pic-ky in future. I'd illuminate the problem and expose the printers.

Hagar

OK lads someone figured out my last sig it was "show me the monet"

Anyone guess this one?

murser

I'm tired of listening to stories about the sleeping beauty and its time we woke up to this fact. :rolleyes:

dak

Iv'e got a bleedin hole in me arm - Just had a cup of PUNjab Tea ! Can we have a few jokes in a curry! If I was german I'd have a vindaloo! An Englishman who liquidised his chips in beer had a mushy pea !

Hagar

dak

What a pear we'll be!

Lettuce marry. That's if you

Carrot all for me. "

The Hill Billy

That's a turnip for the books!

Hagar

Two aerials fell in love and got married, the ceremony was crap but the reception was great.

Capt'n Midnight

Then there were the two phones who liked each other so much they got engaged.

I know a guy who put a box of Daz on his chimney. The Aerial had blown down.

Everyone knows about the two walls that meet at the corner.

Capt'n Midnight

Hagar wrote: »

That's Grizzly but I guess you are just Pandering to our desires.

Homer

Let's paws for thought on this new subject! We don't want pandemonium around here?