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The Pun appreciation thread!

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    #962
    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Oh so you are trying to whitewash it now.

    This thread is like watching paint dry now.


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    #963
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Don't be such a drip.
    :pac:


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    #964
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Don't be such a drip.
    :pac:

    This is turning into a whirlpool ....It Persilcuting !


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    #965
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,646 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Hm, becoming a real Hotpoint...


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    #966
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Yes, we really should turn it down a degree before it spins out of control.


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    #967
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Its draining me !


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    #968
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Pipe down you are just feeling all washed out.


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    #969
    Beekay
    Registered Users Posts: 1,854 ✭✭✭Beekay


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Pipe down you are just feeling all washed out.

    Ah now, daz not nice!!


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    #970
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    That's of little comfort to me tbh


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    #971
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,646 ✭✭✭Alice1


    That's a bit Bold of you Sharpshooter


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    #972
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Don't worry he'll bounce back soon enough.


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    #973
    [Deleted User]
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    This thread's all washed up,
    It's time to come clean!


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    #974
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Or at least stop going around in circles.
    Someone could take a tumble.


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    #975
    Beanstalk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭Beanstalk


    Washing appliances? This is a little inappropriate don't you think? Some outstanding citizens may view this thread as Indesit. we don't want to Bosch things up....


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    #976
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    W'll just bave to iron out these difficulties and launder on.


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    #977
    Beekay
    Registered Users Posts: 1,854 ✭✭✭Beekay


    This topic is a real hotpoint.....someone is bound to get creased so we better finish this off before we leave our comfort zone


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    #978
    Beanstalk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭Beanstalk


    A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

    The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.

    "Tiny" replies the man.

    "Why's that?" asks the bartender.

    "Because he's my newt..."


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    #979
    CyberWaste
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭CyberWaste


    Oh the poor bar man, he got be-littled.


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    #980
    Beanstalk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭Beanstalk


    What did santa give the wee elf for his dinner to make him feel better?

    ...elf-raising flour...


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    #981
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Not bad dough it could have been better.


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    #982
    Beanstalk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭Beanstalk


    i think ill be leaven now, its gettin late, the sun is rising in the yeast....


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    #983
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    If your hungry i hear the rising sun does a great meal, they will even give you a lift home


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    #984
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Yes but they expect you to pay,now that takes the biscuit!!!
    I mean crumbs they let you think it's free and then they ask for the dough!!!


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    #985
    edson
    Registered Users Posts: 246 ✭✭edson


    speaking of crumbs, nothing like a good hob knob....now where's the tea?


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    #986
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Why it's in the golfbag, where do you keep yours?


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    #987
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Why it's in the golfbag, where do you keep yours?

    Well Putt ! Do you have a Caddy .....a Tea Caddy of course!


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    #988
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Of course, and I dip my club milk into my tea.
    No playing a round with inferior biscuits for me.


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    #989
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,646 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Sometimes, you just have Mikado with what you've got.


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    #990
    edson
    Registered Users Posts: 246 ✭✭edson


    well, all i've got is a digestive problem...
    so, no rich tea for me then!


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    #991
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    You should take tea at the Ritz they serve a cracker of meal and they don't mind if you gingerly ask for a doggy bag.


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