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The Pun appreciation thread!

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    #1112
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    One of the best I've seen was "Super Callie Go Balistic, Celtic Are Atrotious"


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    #1113
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Only one I remember off the top of my head was when The Sun broke the story of Prince Harry cheating in an exam at Eton College.

    The headline was: 'Harry Rotter'.


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    #1114
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,260 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Comic Jay Leno's "Headlines" where they are misleading or in error are humourous indeed. Examples:
    http://worldofwardcrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/scan011.jpg
    http://kylereed.com/Pictures/China/YunnanBeauty/FunnySignThrowRubbish.jpg
    http://assets.mediaspanonline.com/prod/3747274/journallen.jpg


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    #1115
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Ewe


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    #1116
    Sod'o swords
    Registered Users Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭Sod'o swords


    I sent in ten puns to a newspaper once in hope they'd make it into the paper.
    But no pun in ten did.


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    #1117
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,260 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    PUNishment


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    #1118
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sod'o swords wrote: »
    I sent in ten puns to a newspaper once in hope they'd make it into the paper.
    But no pun in ten did.

    Heard it! I do love a good PUNchline!


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    #1119
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    When Cantona jumped into the crowd and kicked that guy one of the headlines was:

    'The S*** Hits The Fan' :p


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    #1120
    littlefriend
    Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭littlefriend


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Or in the Sun newspaper, showing a picture Zinadine Zidane loafing that Italian football player:

    "There's a murder on Zidane's Floor....."

    Thats hilarious!

    When the first case of swine flu was confirmed in England the Sun ran with ''Pigs 'ere ''


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    #1121
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Or when that ride Claire Tully (or any other ride wearing a bikini) is in the paper "This hotty will be putting her breast foot forward....... We all know that our page 3 honey has the breast intentions....... Here's our own page 3 gal having a rear-ly goo time at the beach"


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    #1122
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    When Obama met the Dalai Lama-from The Sun

    "Obama Lama Ding Dong"


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    #1123
    littlefriend
    Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭littlefriend


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Or when that ride Claire Tully (or any other ride wearing a bikini) is in the paper "This hotty will be putting her breast foot forward....... We all know that our page 3 honey has the breast intentions....... Here's our own page 3 gal having a rear-ly goo time at the beach"

    off topic - I still can not believe page 3 exists.


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    #1124
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    littlefriend wrote: »
    off topic - I still can not believe page 3 exists.

    Why wouldn't it?

    Hahahahahaha OBAMA LAMA DING DONG


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    #1125
    dmigsyII
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭dmigsyII


    In the Mirror recently : a story about Hitler not liking dental surgery:

    "I REALLY DON'T REICH going to the dentist"






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    #1126
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    When Prince Harry was caught getting stoned like 5 years ago I remember a picture in one of the Sunday news papers saying.
    "Harry Pothead and the Philosophers Stoned"

    This was right around the time that the first Harry Potter was being released and they photoshopped the royal family into the Poster.

    Was quite funny at the time.


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    #1127
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    When trailing the "Terry/Bridges" story:

    "Coming up, find out if Wayne "built Bridges" with his old mate John Terry........ Cuts to a clip of them not shaking hands......"
    I see your bet and raise you what Linekar just said on Match Of The Day:
    Linekar wrote:
    No bridges were built by Bridge, as Man City bridge the gap at the top with victory at The Bridge. A bridge too far?
    :rolleyes:


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    #1128
    smegmar
    Registered Users Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    "DESPITE THE RECESSION THE DEALS SEEM TO HAVE BROUGHT OUT THE SHOPPERS THIS CHRISTMAS, ALL HOPING FOR A GOOD DEAL OR A REGENT'S TREET"


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    #1129
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Kent: Big game fever is taking a fevered pitch as the fevered rivalry between Springfield U and Springfield A&M spreads like wild fever. This, this is writing?
    Nephew: I'm sorry, Uncle Kent. I lost my thesaurus.
    Kent: Ugh, thesaurus, you'll lose more than that…..In preparation for the big game, Springfield Stadium has caught additional seating capacity fever. Arrgh!

    FEVER


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    #1130
    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    MAN KICKED BY HORSE IN STABLE CONDITION


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    #1131
    Ban Ki Moon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 319 ✭✭Ban Ki Moon


    Ban Ki Moon says several sufferers suffer some sort of sickness.when asked ban said:should sort t'self out.


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    #1132
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    A toilet was stolen from the Police station near me.

    They released a statement the next day saying that they had nothing to go on.

    /leaves


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    #1133
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Swedes 2, Turnips 1.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #1134
    Beanstalk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭Beanstalk


    kevinc-saynay.jpg?w=500&h=409


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    #1135
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


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    #1136
    [Deleted User]
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    OutlawPete wrote: »

    /leaves


    Are you sure your name isn't Russel?

    Or can I not see the wood from the trees?


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    #1137
    Well Hellooo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭Well Hellooo


    My friend said today, 'I stopped going to the Abbey Theatre when they started showing too much nudidity.':eek:
    Well we laugheded out louded in the chinese-ese...:D


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    #1138
    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    Man struck by lightening while sitting on toilet

    Headline:...Flash in the pan!!


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    #1139
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    That was an enlightening joke.


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    #1140
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Brian McFadden is just about to release a new album.

    It's going to be called "How to Dismantle An Atomic Kitten".

    Credit where it's due - I heard this on Colm & Jim Jim on 2FM this morning.


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    #1141
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    The young man quit dating the telephone operator because he felt disconnected. Besides, she had too many hangups.


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