The Pun appreciation thread!

dak

Hot Lips wrote: »

This sparks my interest, wire we compelled to answer here?

You only have to answer when its a live and current issue ! Otherwise keep a plug on it and keep your feet on earth. . I hope this has disfused your confusion !

Gingersnaps

This eskimo bought a new plastic kayak. Whilst paddling along he decided to light a fire to keep warm. But of course the plastic melted and the kayak sank,.....which goes to prove you can't have your kayak and heat it too!

Sharpshooter

dak wrote: »

You only have to answer when its a live and current issue ! Otherwise keep a plug on it and keep your feet on earth. . I hope this has disfused your confusion !

Lets switch to another topic so.

Jam, spread it around but lets not toast it yet as it could lead to a sticky situation.

GopErthike

You're in De-nile ye f@#king Egypt!


I have always planned on doing a show based on the english language.
It's just a little play on words...

Sharpshooter

Gingersnaps wrote: »

This eskimo bought a new plastic kayak. Whilst paddling along he decided to light a fire to keep warm. But of course the plastic melted and the kayak sank,.....which goes to prove you can't have your kayak and heat it too!

What a riverting pun!

...I just had to get my oar in...

dak

I have decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

Blackhorse Slim

dak wrote: »

I have decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

I was thinking the same. Perhaps we'll meat again someday.

chughes

dak wrote: »

I have decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

I was thinking the same. Perhaps we'll meat again someday.

I don't believe either of you are thinking of becoming vegetarian. I think you are telling porkies.

Major Lovechild

Velcro - it's a rip off!

dak

One leftover said to another 'foiled again.'

How do you drive an Eskimo to despair?

Simple, take away his ski...................

































He becomes an Emo!

wonton

exit signs, they're on the way out.

dak

What did the mama tyre and the papa tyre name their baby girl tyre? Michelle Lynn.

dak

I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.

pseudonym1

Did you hear about the Prawn that went to the Disco???

He pulled a muscle!!!

Blackhorse Slim

I sea what you did there.

Sharpshooter

Waves to Blackhorse Slim.

Ashore I know you will take it with a pinch of salt.

Blackhorse Slim

Sorry Hot Lips, I can't wave back, my hands are tide

And I haven't an ocean what you're talking about

Sonics2k

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

Sorry Hot Lips, I can't wave back, my hands are tide

And I haven't an ocean what you're talking about

Must... find way.... thank post more times!!

Sharpshooter

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

Sorry Hot Lips, I can't wave back, my hands are tide

And I haven't an ocean what you're talking about

Sea shore that's alright, we shell get over it.:pac:

naoise80

I entered nearly a dozen really good one-liners in a competition, hoping that one would win.

But no pun in ten did.

JamJamJamJam

What do you call a cow at the north pole? Fresian.

Sorry that cow joke was kinda cheesy... I could tell you an udder one, but then I'd be milking it... So bullocks to that, I'll moove on... Sure, who do I think I am, telling jokes like this - the big cheese?

dak

JamJamJamJam wrote: »

What do you call a cow at the north pole? Fresian.

Sorry that cow joke was kinda cheesy... I could tell you an udder one, but then I'd be milking it... So bullocks to that, I'll moove on... Sure, who do I think I am, telling jokes like this - the big cheese?

If I was from Cork I'd say you were some "Cow...boy"

COW ROMANCE !

The cow and bull mated in a heap of dung. The next morning the cow said "man 'ure great last night!"

MrSir

This is PUNderful.

Sharpshooter

Isn't it just.:pac:

When the puns are made up on the spot and not googled I'm a happy bunny.:)

Blackhorse Slim

Hot Lips wrote: »

When the puns are made up on the spot and not googled I'm a happy bunny.:)

That's cool, just don't start mixing my toes, sis.

dak

Gardai were called to a Creche in Tallaght earlier today where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Sharpshooter

They should have tried to soother first, in fairness.

dak

Hot Lips wrote: »

They should have tried to soother first, in fairness.

They would have except they bottled it.... Chief was pampering them to much !

DJCR

dak wrote: »

They would have except they bottled it.... Chief was pampering them to much !

Turns out the rocking chair was too lively.