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The Pun appreciation thread!

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    #1292
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Ahead of the imminent arrival of the US president to Ireland, two men were taken off the DART yesterday and arrested on suspicion of terrorist activities.

    When questioned they said that they were going to Kilbarrack.


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    #1293
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    After my ear operation I feel sound.


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    #1294
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,646 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Hear hear!


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    #1295
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    dak wrote: »
    They would have except they bottled it.... Chief was pampering them to much !

    What a dummy!

    He should have kept abreast of things!
    ...................................

    This thread was in such a vegetative state,I thought I'd milk it.


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    #1296
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    What a dummy!

    He should have kept abreast of things!
    ...................................

    This thread was in such a vegetative state,I thought I'd milk it.

    Sweet Mother Almighty (SMA) ! ...!! What have you done ? The cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence and now has Udder destruction.

    I used to have a photographic memory but it never developed !

    When my wife told me I was average, she was just being mean!


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    #1297
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    dak wrote: »
    When my wife told me I was average, she was just being mean!

    You could teacher a lesson, measure your words carefully and give a deep lengthy response.


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