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All Men Please Read This

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  • 01-03-2008 4:03pm
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    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

    Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'
    The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere.
    It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'.


    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.


    After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'

    In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by; the predatory females. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

    For the support group nearest you,

    just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.

    For a video to see how beer works click here:
    http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Great one R25! A Victim !!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    I think i will become teetotal after that
    Good Joke
    but i think the joke was on OliverDog as he actually liked the girl at the start of it not the end, stopped halfway through his first pint and brought her home. Maybe just to scare the kids though, and then again maybe not ;)


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    So true

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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