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The Bar

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  • 02-03-2008 11:38am
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    Hagar
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    A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. He says, "Can I buy you a drink?"

    She replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good."

    Later he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Yes," she responds, "but it won't do you any good."

    After a few drinks, he decides to ask her to his apartment. Again, she replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good."

    In his apartment he turns to her and says, "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."

    She replies, "Ohhhhh, THAT'S a different story!! Bring her on out!!!"


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    It's funny cause it's true!
    (Happened to me last night) - well she musta been a woman in comfortable shoes because she didn't fancy me ,not even with the Tom Cruise mask on -Face of Tom Cruise, body of Golum


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    rocky25
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    golem.jpg
    A clearer picture of you is emerging Mick:)

    Me? I have the body of Stallone and the face of Paul Newman
    and the Bluest of Blue Eyes.


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    rocky25 wrote: »
    golem.jpg
    A clearer picture of you is emerging Mick:)

    Me? I have the body of Stallone and the face of Paul Newman
    and the Bluest of Blue Eyes.

    I f*cking wish!

    I was thinking more of the fella from Lord of The Rings. skinny, can't talk right, smells of fish. That me.


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