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3 Mice In A Pub

brousuka · 2008-03-04 14:25:51

3 mice in a pub having a mouse to mouse talk. Who's the toughest? first mouse says he is, "I go up to the mousetraps and as the bar comes down I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room!" 2nd. mouse says: "you poof! I get rat poison, crush it into powder & snort it." 3rd mouse finishes his beer, gets up and…

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04-03-2008 3:25pm

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brousuka

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3 mice in a pub having a mouse to mouse talk. Who's the toughest? first mouse says he is, "I go up to the mousetraps and as the bar comes down I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room!" 2nd. mouse says: "you poof! I get rat poison, crush it into powder & snort it." 3rd mouse finishes his beer, gets up and walks to the door, where are you going? asked the other 2 "home to sh*g the cat!"

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#2 04-03-2008 4:13pm
xzanti

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Made me giggle

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