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  • 04-03-2008 5:06pm
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    kev_s88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,638 ✭✭✭


    wasnt really sure if this would be Humour or Lolocaust material so mods move as you wish.

    a man is lying naked on a beach sunbathing when a little girl comes up to him.she points at his d1ck and asks "whats that?" the man replies " thats my bird".the girl then proceeds to point at his balls and asks "what are they".the man replies "they are my eggs".lastly she points at his pubes and asks "whats that".the man replies "thats my nest".

    so the girl goes off apparently satisfied with the mans answers.the man decides to take a quick nap.

    20 minustes later he wakes up to searing pain in is groin.but he has no idea what has happened.he sees the little girl and calls her over to ask if she new what happened.and she says "of course i do.i came back after you fell asleep and wanted to play with your bird.but he seemed to be getting angry because he just kept getting bigger.and then he spat at me.so i broke the birds neck, smashed his eggs and set fire to his nest"


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    gillybeans
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭gillybeans


    hmmm... not sure if its funny or just wrong!! :confused:


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    briano
    Registered Users Posts: 678 ✭✭✭briano


    I'm pretty sure it's not funny


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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭Homer


    Aye carumba! Lolocaust material tbh!:eek:


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    kev_s88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,638 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    what is it with all these people.do none of you read the charter???

    if you dont think a joke is funny, use the rating system.dont go slating their jokes in comments as "not funny"


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    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    kev_s88 wrote: »
    what is it with all these people.do none of you read the charter???

    Do you?
    charter wrote:
    If you wish to post material that is more adult / edgy then that is the place to do it.
    DON'T DO IT HERE!!!


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    stevenmu
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,689 Mod ✭✭✭✭stevenmu


    I lolled.

    The joke is about the innocence of children, not about people abusing them or anything like that.


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    kev_s88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,638 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Do you?

    id hardly call that adult or edgy.and as i said i thought it might be borderline but ive seen worse been moved back from Lolocaust to Humour


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    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,923 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Well Michael thinks its funny!
    13519198-13519208-large.jpg


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    kbannon wrote: »
    Well Michael thinks its funny!
    13519198-13519208-large.jpg

    LOL.
    definitely lolo material though


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