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An unusual shop ...

randylonghorn · 2008-03-04 22:41:25

Two guys in London were sitting down for a break in the store they were fitting out, ready to open the following week. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."…

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04-03-2008 11:41pm

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randylonghorn

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Two guys in London were sitting down for a break in the store they were fitting out, ready to open the following week. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked "What are you sellin' here?”.

One of the men replied sarcastically
"We're selling arseholes."

Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said
"You are doing well so ... only two left!"

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#2 05-03-2008 10:27am
mickrourke

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He He He, I love them Irish jokes, we should do a mega merge and sticky em till Paddys day

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