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Best car advert ever ?

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  • 05-03-2008 2:38pm
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    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭


    http://www.gumtree.ie/dublin/64/20958364.html

    couldn't stop laughing... 1.6vtec clio ?? and he knows martial arts as well as was a policeman ? jeezzz , i hate kids :rolleyes:


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    woop
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭woop


    i hate kids

    mate what age are you? bit harsh like, maybe its a conversion or something, and I happen to know two gardai that are trained martial arts experts


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    Alun
    Registered Users Posts: 21,465 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    woop wrote: »
    mate what age are you? bit harsh like, maybe its a conversion or something, and I happen to know two gardai that are trained martial arts experts
    Did you actually read the advert? It looks like someone's cat walked across the keyboard (with the CAPS LOCK on as well!).


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    Evil_Clown
    Registered Users Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭Evil_Clown


    The cars located in Blancherdstown, maybe they have ' 1.6 vtec doch clio storts' in this mystic land, who knows ? :D


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    JohnCleary
    Registered Users Posts: 10,210 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    ah someone ring him! and record it :D

    Sent this e-mail
    alright bud, story, have you any pictures of this rapid vteck rocket?will you give some martial arts training if i buy it?cuz like anto n d boyz will be tryina rob it so i hav to kick der arses.will it pull women?i need a fannymagnet. send me pictures(of yer sister)


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    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    @ woop, the kids not acting his age.... more like his penis size... also 1.6 in a clio ?? you automatically go for a 2.0 renault 19 engine...:rolleyes:

    @ alun you never know , a bloke likethat should never be allowed near any small furry animals.

    @ Evil_Clown only if it has 20 + stickers.... none of which are parts are in the car...


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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,305 ✭✭✭Homer


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    ah someone ring him! and record it :D

    Sent this e-mail

    Brilliant.. Dying to see the response to that! Kudos!


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    WHITE_P
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭WHITE_P


    That's just comical. somebody should have told him it's better to be sober / not stoned when posting ads like !!!:D


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    JHMEG
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,686 ✭✭✭JHMEG


    S.I.R wrote: »
    also 1.6 in a clio ??
    He didn't say it's 1.6. He said:
    VERY FAST LIKE VTEC 1.6 VTEC DOCH

    not that it makes any difference!

    It has been lowered 44cm tho. That's 440mm, or 17 inches. I'd like to see that.


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    woop
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭woop


    Im sorry I seen a very similar ad and assumed it was it before I checked

    I apologise sir

    (oh, works on two levels, haha!)


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    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    JHMEG wrote: »
    He didn't say it's 1.6. He said:
    VERY FAST LIKE VTEC 1.6 VTEC DOCH

    not that it makes any difference!

    It has been lowered 44cm tho. That's 440mm, or 17 inches. I'd like to see that.

    Found a picture of it, lowered it is http://www.scrapbookpages.com/Oradour-sur-Glane/Photos/FH040012.jpg


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    Biro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,091 ✭✭✭Biro


    JHMEG wrote: »
    He didn't say it's 1.6. He said:
    VERY FAST LIKE VTEC 1.6 VTEC DOCH

    not that it makes any difference!

    It has been lowered 44cm tho. That's 440mm, or 17 inches. I'd like to see that.

    Yep, those Doubled Over Cam Heads are very good!


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