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How many pies are too many pies?

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  • 05-03-2008 5:28pm
    #1
    dr.quirky
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭


    a little obscure, true. but worthy of thought none the less, i happen to be a lover of pie in its many forms and fabulousness. just a simple inquirey as to how many pies people think are too many pies?


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    #2
    indocom
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    ask your tummy, mate


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    #3
    navin.r.johnson
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    When you lay bloated and gasping for breath on your kitchen floor, unable to muster the strength in your arm to raise the last remaining morsal of delicate golden brown pastry to your lips and instead soil yourself repeatedly in a grotesque display of disregard for the other people in the room, all of it brought on by an oppulent fit of pie induced reverie. And even then you will ask yourself have you really had too many.


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    star-pants
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    Hard to tell... depends on you, what you've had to eat, what type of pies and what size.
    When I was 10 I ate an apple pie all by myself - woke up - and threw it up on the floor. I felt fine after. My sister however was not impressed.


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    indocom
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    star-pants wrote: »
    Hard to tell... depends on you, what you've had to eat, what type of pies and what size.
    When I was 10 I ate an apple pie all by myself - woke up - and threw it up on the floor. I felt fine after. My sister however was not impressed.

    Lol.


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    Gaspode
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    There's no such thing as too many pies.


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    kelle
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    Depends on what type of pie you're talking about.
    If you could find a lowfat butter or margarine that could be used for baking (checked Tesco's today - no luck), you could reduce the calories you put in the pastry.
    Then use Canderel instead of sugar.
    So you'd have a low calorie pie, and I'm sure you could eat plenty of those without putting on weight.


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    Jesus Wept
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    #9
    Fiddlesnap
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    Too many pies - Simple test - (Savory)

    • Eat pies until you need to open belt and top button. This is your first sign to slow slightly.
    • Continue eating pie until your belly is round and taut.
    • Continue eating but flick your belly until it sounds like an over inflated basket ball.
    • Take a break (Toilet or flatulent break) and continue process.


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    #10
    EddyC15
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    I think the question is "How many pies are too few pies?". I think the answer is 1


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