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Irish/Polish Wedding

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  • 05-03-2008 6:14pm
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    doctor evil
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    A Polish man moved to Ireland and married Mary McCarthy from Cork .
    >
    > Although his English was Far from perfect, they got along very well
    >
    > Until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if
    > he could arrange a divorce for him.
    >
    > The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
    > and asked him the following questions:
    >
    > Have you any grounds?
    >
    > Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
    >
    > No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    >
    > It made of concrete.
    >
    > I don't think you understand.
    >
    > Does either of you have a real grudge?
    >
    > No, we have carport, and not need one.
    >
    > I mean, how are your relations?
    >
    > All my relations still in Poland.
    >
    > Is there infidelity in your marriage?
    >
    > We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
    >
    > Does your wife beat you up?
    >
    > No, I always up before her.
    >
    > Is your wife a nagger?
    >
    > No, she white.
    >
    > Why do you want this divorce?
    >
    > She going to kill me.
    >
    > What makes you think that?
    >
    > I got proof.
    >
    > What kind of proof?
    >
    > She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at pharmacy and put
    > on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
    >
    > 'Polish Remover.'


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