[Eve] Alliance Current Events Smackfest Megathread.

Gneez

its not me, it is however, a trap I'm sure

:traphands.jpg:

Gneez

Speaking of traps, this is actually a dude, ****ing hot dude eh? would you hit this dude? I would

Gneez

mamolian

I would break my thorax off dat ****.

bizmark

/me saves the batman picture for future use



*and by batman picture i mean the androgynous dude and by future use i mean masterbation

bizmark

Mind you i could see darc done up like that when he's role playing with cva or who ever on spyra :pac:

Spyra gyra web cam show only 100m isk ! comes with a free ratting pass if you order 2 show's now!

WuuZii

Coranor wrote: »

We did and you still can't kill us. Its depressing.

And you cant leave a pos without AAA holding your hands! Its Hilarious

Ass

Gneez wrote: »

Speaking of traps, this is actually a dude, ****ing hot dude eh? would you hit this dude? I would

i would tap that **** and not because he looks like a girl but because i know its a dude

Ass

WuuZii wrote: »

And you cant leave a pos without AAA holding your hands! Its Hilarious

ehehhe

R0ot

Kenny close to die, end of an era :pac:

WuuZii

R0ot wrote: »

Kenny close to die, end of an era :pac:

:honk:

Ass

yo if ppl in kenny wanna get their shit out of ours pace contact me via pm here

Gneez

Ass wrote: »

yo if ppl in kenny wanna get their shit out of ours pace contact me via pm here

Ass

i 0wn so much

D

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=196492

Can't decide whether this is a good or bad thing, also can't believe this hasn't been posted here yet.

Krieg

D wrote: »

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=196492

Can't decide whether this is a good or bad thing, also can't believe this hasn't been posted here yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_UtqfN9twc

R0ot

So 5 30 Day Plex cards get you a fanfest ticket now which has sent them above 400mil a piece and making gtcs sky rocket too, this is indeed ghey. :mad:

mamolian

So there we were in our 8 man inty and bomber gang and we found that Kamakazie fgt in a devoter.. he cloaks on a gate, is eventually decloaked and tackled etc..

Soon as he hits half armor, he drops a cyno, and puts his bubble up.. and in comes 85 fleet from IRC and ED through the titan bridge..

Was a rather epic finish to a really fun wee roam

WuuZii

85 on 8, bet you won too

R0ot

So Delve/Querious has quietened down, all the fighting is taking place around curse/inismother and scalding pass now it seems. Fun times ahead.

Zillah

People are fighting over Scalding Pass? lol

kyp_durron

AWE Luminous Spirit wrote:

Hello,

to dispel any rumors, yes i lost a dread in diz, and yes i replaced it in 10 minutes.

What happened was i spetted a few goon ceptors, went after them in a raptor, almost killed one before his buddies showed up and chased me off. So I took out a anti-ceptor throrax (only cheapo thing i had) only to discover that my guns were 1km short of the 27km scram range of the goon malediction. Naturally i got pissed, fitted my phenix with a smartbomb, 3 heavy neuts, 2 webs and a point, and a horde of drones, and a permatank of like 10000 shield per cycle and went after the ceptors fully knowing a red fleet was nearby and i was going to suicide my dread. But not before messing around with goons for half an hour or so i figured, and maybe killing a ceptor or 2 with drones.

Well, i didnt kill any ceptors, they shot down all my drones, than i smartbombed theirs, than we flew around for 15 min, than their fleet showed up (and i think our fleet was given breathing room to take down a POS actually) and ganked me. But i self-destructed, and no killmail for them. No salvage either - nothing to be salvaged

After laughing my ass off at their local smack, i bought another dread and thats the end of that.

Unfortunatelly now Im gona get in deep trouble with HQ... And here i end, and go face the music...

I love reading the IRC forums.

bizmark

He thought the most natural thing to do to kill 3 interceptors was to suicide a ****ing dreadnought ? The man never hear of a neuting domi with light drones ;/ How the **** do they still hold space.

After laughing my ass off at their local smack, i bought another dread and thats the end of that.

heh i just lost my dread trying to kill your interceptors but at lest you didnt get the killmail how stupid do you lot look :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

R0ot

Oh man this is like a Flashback to old Xelas Days when UGWidowmaker warped his revelation to the rp2 gate in pnqy with a RISE BS gang escorting a freighter down and in mid warp he says on TS "oh **** I forgot the stront" he died pretty quickly and never fired a shot due to 5 scorpions in the RISE gang. :rise:

Gneez

remember my first day in pnqy in xelas some dude was in a belt in his nidhoggur sending fighters after my ****ty t1 stabber and boasting it up in local, he then cyno'd into the neighbouring system and went ratting in his niddy and died to an outbreak gang not an hour later, then sent out a load of emo alliance mails full of tears

xelas *1

Fallen Buckshot

R0ot wrote: »

Oh man this is like a Flashback to old Xelas Days when UGWidowmaker warped his revelation to the rp2 gate in pnqy with a RISE BS gang escorting a freighter down and in mid warp he says on TS "oh **** I forgot the stront" he died pretty quickly and never fired a shot due to 5 scorpions in the RISE gang. :rise:

R1s3 ab0v3

Sir Molle

Kyp, if you need a sponsor hit me up

kyp_durron

Sir Molle wrote: »

Kyp, if you need a sponsor hit me up

Thanks m8

Sir Molle

I will sponsor you for 500mil isk.

Fallen Buckshot

Sir Molle wrote: »

I will sponsor you for 500mil isk.

Its a Tarp ! :eek: