Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

Captain Darling

gcgirl wrote: »

Should be Yore Da

I knew i was trying to be too smart!!!

Seonad

Turn-Ons:

• Tall(cause Im quite tall myself)
• Brown/Black hair rather than fair
• Good Smile
• Spontaneous
• Good smell
• Stubble:o
• Good manners
• Similar taste in music etc is nice but not essential=)
• Likes Indiana Jones:pac:

Turn-Offs:

• Loud
• Man-whores (!)
• Long hair (sorry:|)
• Cocky, sunglasses-indoorsie types
• Tracksuits (especially where you can see socks)
• Littering, especially cigarette butts:mad:
• Does not like Indiana Jones:p

ShaneU

Seonad wrote: »

Tall(cause Im quite tall myself)
Brown/Black hair rather than fair
Good Smile
Spontaneous
Good smell
Stubble:o

I assumed you were a bloke until that point

Notorious

Argh, I be a man.

Turn Ons
A nice smile
Someone who knows how to have fun (in every sense of the way )
A height close to mine (so in or around 6ft)
Whispering when we're alone
A good kisser
A sense of humour
Intelligence
The ability to listen, as well as talk

Turn Offs
Small women
When its all "me, me, me..."
Fake tan (ladies if you haven't already noticed, we all can tell its fake)
A Cork accent
Keeping secrets (Well, too many anyway)
Being promiscuous
A messy drunk
Tattoos

Seonad

ShaneU wrote: »

I assumed you were a bloke until that point

What you dont find hairy ladies a turn-on?:p

I dont have a man's name!:P

Phantasm

I'm a woman.

Turn On - Penis.

Turn Off - Va-jay-jay.

kowloon

I've hust come to the realisation that theres no point in me leaving the house anymore

Close this thread. It displeases me.

watsgone

witnessmenow wrote: »

My buddy Peter Griffin comes to mind, he might be married though

I think thats only one of my many turn ons, though interesting thought

pretty*monster

Turn ons:
Smokers (I can't remember the last time I so much as kissed a non-smoker, it'd just be weird)
Opinionatedness
Talkativeness
Intelligence
Openness to new things (get your mind out of the gutter, I mean it in a general sense, I like guys who are willing to give anything a try)

Turn Offs:
Non-smokers
Low standards of personal hygene
Overly tall guys
Neediness
Bad kissers

IvaBigWun

pretty*monster wrote: »

Turn ons:
Smokers (I can't remember the last time I so much as kissed a non-smoker, it'd just be weird)

I hate to use teh ghey RollEyes but :rolleyes:

Gibbins123

phantom_lord wrote: »

guess I need to get a hair cut

I find long hair on guys sexy. just not past shoulder length. then it gets girly and just wrong!

Think orlando bloom in pirates of the carribean. gorgeous length.

StormWarrior

Skinny arms are a mega turn-off on a bloke. Love men with long flowing locks and a touch of evil about them though (like Dead from Mayhem).

allabouteve

Beanmachine wrote: »

Biggest turn off ever woman who cycle bikes.

Same goes for blokes, especially if lycra is involved. Even more so if it's yellow.

taidghbaby

allabouteve wrote: »

Same goes for blokes, especially if lycra is involved. Even more so if it's yellow.

fine i'll get rid of it so........i dont see why youre always making such a big deal about it!!!!:D

allabouteve

taidghbaby wrote: »

fine i'll get rid of it so........i dont see why youre always making such a big deal about it!!!!:D

I guess it just emphasises where you're lacking:)!

taidghbaby

allabouteve wrote: »

I guess it just emphasises where you're lacking:)!

oh yeah kick me when i'm down:D

allabouteve

taidghbaby wrote: »

oh yeah kick me when i'm down:D

I'll put on the yellow lycra for that!

taidghbaby

allabouteve wrote: »

I'll put on the yellow lycra for that!

you should take that over to the "odd sexual practices" thread!!!

allabouteve

taidghbaby wrote: »

you should take that over to the "odd sexual practices" thread!!!

I wanted to, but I need to involve a horse as well!

taidghbaby

allabouteve wrote: »

I wanted to, but I need to involve a horse as well!

careful now, i know someone in the ispca

Kold

Get a room.

Aviator141

I have green eyes and have got alot of sly remarks or people stare at me so I wear coloured contacts. I'm so conscious of them I always wear shades.
It seems blue or brown is more acceptable

Loopy

I'm curious as to know what really turns you on - as in women's attire..

Jeans and tight T-shirt
Sexy Lingerie
A Sophisticated Business Suit
Nowt
Uniform - Nurse/Ban Garda
The Slapper Look - mini and belly top

Latchy

Decision Decisions ? , hmmm ,a bit of all of the above i think

GrumPy

Assuming your a perfct ten, have a body like jessica alba, and the face of a female brad pitt, then any of the above dress styles would do it tbh.

pendude

bitemybanger wrote: »

Offs (in female)
1: noisey eaters
2: Women who constantly txt you:mad:
3: women that are taller that me although hard at 6' 2"
4: Stuck up women that play hard to get:rolleyes:
5: Smokers

Ons
1:Qute girl Whispering in your ear, aaagh man:D
2:suspenders
3:women who are real good looking but arent stuck up thier own h*le
4: physicly fit
5:bit on the wild side;)

you hit the spot man!

nomorebadtown

looptheloop wrote: »

I'm curious as to know what really turns you on - as in women's attire..

Jeans and tight T-shirt
Sexy Lingerie
A Sophisticated Business Suit
Nowt
Uniform - Nurse/Ban Garda
The Slapper Look - mini and belly top

Yes.

Aviator141

Aviator141 wrote: »

I have green eyes and have got alot of sly remarks or people stare at me so I wear coloured contacts. I'm so conscious of them I always wear shades.
It seems blue or brown is more acceptable

You have a strange issue.
People don't give a damn baout the colour of your eyes. It took my boyfriend 2.5 years to notice the colour of my eyes.
Besides green eyes are lovely.

angelfire9

Pen1987 wrote: »

Turn ons:
Eyes that contrast with hair colour. Blue/green eyes and black hair or blonde hair and brown eyes
Straight teeth
Classy as opposed to stylish dress sense, pencil skirts are a big yes
Intelligence
The ability to see an opposing side of an argument
being affectionitte without being overbrearing
Can make me laugh
Physically fit
Doesnt drink beer
will come on a night out and interact with your friends even if shes the only girl
protective of you around other women i.e. comes over if a woman chats you up in a bar
Likes to just sit and chill and NOT speak for long periods

You've pretty much discribed me which is way too funny considering i never had guys chat me up back in the day cos i most of these characteristics! :eek:

Anyway:
Turn Ons:
1- Got to be tall cos i'm 6ft in bare feet
2- Like a guy in uniform (emergency services preferred)
3- Got to have a bit of muscle though i suppose that goes hand in hand with no. 2
4- Has to be able to have a laugh GSOH is essential
5- Has to like books and animals cos i have both!

Turn offs:
1- Small guys (height wise) cos they seem to have a complex around women my height
2- Drugs of any shape or description that are not prescribed
3- Really strong accents like Cork and Limerick in particular
4- Nerds who spend all day on the computer (ah hello can we go out sometimes???
5- Possessive guys (actually this should be No. 1 cos it used to drive me mad, the whole "Where you going who you meeting" brigade :mad: Been there seen that done that NEVER AGAIN!!

I'm luck i married a guy who has all the traits i want and none of the bad ones

IvaBigWun

Moonbaby wrote: »

It took my boyfriend 2.5 years to notice the colour of my eyes

:pac:

you're pulling our collective leg right?