Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

gaeilgegrinds

My eyes are the first thing people notice, they're rather odd! I find this thread so interesting!

IvaBigWun

gaeilgegrinds wrote: »

My eyes are the first thing people notice, they're rather odd! I find this thread so interesting!

Odd as in 2 different colours or they look like lizards?

Pen1987

Pen1987 wrote:

Turn ons:
Eyes that contrast with hair colour. Blue/green eyes and black hair or blonde hair and brown eyes
Straight teeth
Classy as opposed to stylish dress sense, pencil skirts are a big yes
Intelligence
The ability to see an opposing side of an argument
being affectionitte without being overbrearing
Can make me laugh
Physically fit
Doesnt drink beer
will come on a night out and interact with your friends even if shes the only girl
protective of you around other women i.e. comes over if a woman chats you up in a bar
Likes to just sit and chill and NOT speak for long periods

Angelfire wrote:

You've pretty much discribed me which is way too funny considering i never had guys chat me up back in the day cos i most of these characteristics!

Anyway:
Turn Ons:
1- Got to be tall cos i'm 6ft in bare feet
2- Like a guy in uniform (emergency services preferred)
3- Got to have a bit of muscle though i suppose that goes hand in hand with no. 2
4- Has to be able to have a laugh GSOH is essential
5- Has to like books and animals cos i have both!

Turn offs:
1- Small guys (height wise) cos they seem to have a complex around women my height
2- Drugs of any shape or description that are not prescribed
3- Really strong accents like Cork and Limerick in particular
4- Nerds who spend all day on the computer (ah hello can we go out sometimes???
5- Possessive guys (actually this should be No. 1 cos it used to drive me mad, the whole "Where you going who you meeting" brigade Been there seen that done that NEVER AGAIN!!

Hah! I'm a 6 ft 3' [Turn on point 1], gym-five-days-a-week [point 3] mad man [point 4] who works in modelling and promotions [pont 4 again] and is studying journalism [half of point 5]... but I'm not a man in uniform and I dont particularly love animals. I've never done an illegal drug, have a middle class Dublin accent and am only on the computron when organising work, I hate possesiveness myself so I'm not that!... jakers! We were made for each other according to t'interweb!

Angelfire wrote:

I'm luck i married a guy who has all the traits i want and none of the bad ones

Ah sure theres always other fish in the sea, I'll guess I'll just keep on fishing!

IvaBigWun

looptheloop wrote: »

I'm curious as to know what really turns you on - as in women's attire..

Jeans and tight T-shirt
Sexy Lingerie
A Sophisticated Business Suit
Nowt
Uniform - Nurse/Ban Garda
The Slapper Look - mini and belly top

Yes to all except Ban Garda

IvaBigWun

StormWarrior wrote: »

Skinny arms are a mega turn-off on a bloke. Love men with long flowing locks and a touch of evil about them though (like Dead from Mayhem).

And women wonder why they're beaten up.

black & white

Offs
1. Smoker
2. Hoopy Earings
3. Piebald Hair
4. Thick Ankles
5. Scobies
6. tattoos
7. Tracksuits outside a Gym
8. Fat
9. VPL
10. Muffin Belly


Ons.
1. Brunette
2. Nice legs
3. Nice smile
4. Heels
5. nicely Dressed

GirlInterrupted

No smokers please - the smell is revolting. Other than that anything goes, as long as he's got his own teeth and has VERY large feet ifya git me......

Borneo Fnctn

Turn ons
1. Skinny women
2. Fat women
3. Tall women
4. Short women
5. WOMEN:eek:

Turn offs
1. Men

Latchy

Women - turn ons .

1 tanned legs/ upper thighs (specialy in shorts )
2 Eyes ,blue/brown ,hazel
3 pearly white teeth
4 brown /blonde hair
5 curves (wow i am demanding arent i ? )

Men - turn offs

1 Meaness
2 ego (the i love me type )
3 Mummy boys (the goodlooking chap that is cool chatting up the girls but runs home to mum soon as it gets hot and real )
4 scruffiness
5 talks about football ,football and football

cotwold

Offs
1. Smoker
2. Earings
3. Bad Hair
4. Unclean
5. Bitches


Ons.
1. Facial Hair
2. Strong Jaw lines
3. Muscles
4. Fit
5. Nicely Dressed

IvaBigWun

latchyco wrote: »

Women - turn ons .

1 tanned legs/ upper thighs (specialy in shorts )
2 Eyes ,blue/brown ,hazel
3 pearly white teeth
4 brown /blonde hair
5 curves (wow i am demanding arent i ? )

Men - turn offs

1 Meaness
2 ego (the i love me type )
3 Mummy boys (the goodlooking chap that is cool chatting up the girls but runs home to mum soon as it gets hot and real )
4 scruffiness
5 talks about football ,football and football

Are you bi?

Or selfish or what? :pac:

MissHoneyBun

Dickheadedness.

(works for both)

princess-sprkle

I've recently developed a thing for tall red headed men, like Josh from QOTSA and Frank from gallows. This is a bit worrying

IvaBigWun

princess-sprkle wrote: »

I've recently developed a thing for tall red headed men, like Josh from QOTSA and Frank from gallows. This is a bit worrying

just dont mate with him.

please dont mate with him.

IvaBigWun

IvaBigWun wrote: »

just dont mate with him.

please dont mate with him.

+1,000,000

We need to preserve the species no outside mating anymore!

GirlInterrupted

princess-sprkle wrote: »

I've recently developed a thing for tall red headed men, like Josh from QOTSA and Frank from gallows. This is a bit worrying

Would you do Horatio Caine?(CSI):):):)

IvaBigWun

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Would you do Horatio Caine?(CSI):):):)

or this guy?

GirlInterrupted

IvaBigWun wrote: »

or this guy?

Now I'm horny. Phoarrrrrrrrrrrr!

IvaBigWun

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Now I'm horny. Phoarrrrrrrrrrrr!

steady now!

IvaBigWun

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

No smokers please - the smell is revolting. Other than that anything goes, as long as he's got his own teeth and has VERY large feet ifya git me......

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mumhaabu

I'm male so these are my top five of likes and dislikes in the fairer sex.

Turn offs

1. Smoking
2. Women who get exceptionally moody
3. Women who once they get in a relationship, pig out and gain weight and no longer put in the effort and still expect you to be attracted to them
4. Gold diggers
5. Lies and indecisiveness

Turn ons

1. Cuddling and Skin Contact, I just love to cuddle especially when you can hear the rain & thunder outside, it is like you are in a bond of energy and you are "protecting" your partner from all the bad in the world.
2. Cleavage, don't show me but please tease me!
3. Uniforms, give me a saucy secretary any day
4. Lips, I love full lips and pearly white teeth to match
5. Women who know what they want and come straight out and say it. I like assertive women.

watsgone

Balmed Out wrote: »

As a male
Turn ons
1 girl who's physically fit and pretty.
2 girl who actually has lots of personality, not so common.
3 Girl who has interests and hobbies.
4 Girl whos intelligent and doesnt hide it.
5 A sense of style. Dont mind whether its classy dresses, indie rock look etc but i like them to have a look.


Turn off's
1 Girl whos a tit, laughing at everything, loud, always agreeing with me etc
2 Lives for soap operas etc.
3 Girl who looks perfect, strange but i like girls to have some charachter in their looks rather then perfection. no to angelina jolie yes to wiona ryder.
4 Doing one thing while saying another. i like honesty
5 Very moody. agggggghhh hate it

I think I fit that one, by an large

Acid_Violet

mumhaabu wrote: »

Turn ons

1. Cuddling and Skin Contact, I just love to cuddle especially when you can hear the rain & thunder outside, it is like you are in a bond of energy and you are "protecting" your partner from all the bad in the world.
2. Cleavage, don't show me but please tease me!
3. Uniforms, give me a saucy secretary any day
4. Lips, I love full lips and pearly white teeth to match
5. Women who know what they want and come straight out and say it. I like assertive women.

Me to a tee:D

LovelyTom

I'm a guy

Turn off's:
Sluts
really short hair
Caked
Women who are only interested in themselves
Racists

Turn on's:
Affectionate
Cuddly
Easy to talk to
Likes animals
Someone who is honest and is open about their feelings is a big one for me.

IvaBigWun

mumhaabu wrote: »

Turn offs

1. Smoking
2. Women who get exceptionally moody
3. Women who once they get in a relationship, pig out and gain weight and no longer put in the effort and still expect you to be attracted to them
4. Gold diggers
5. Lies and indecisiveness

All 5 sum up an ex to a tee Brain. Damage.

princess-sprkle

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Would you do Horatio Caine?(CSI):):):)

would. all night long.

IvaBigWun wrote: »

or this guy?

done and done, :cool:

IvaBigWun

princess-sprkle wrote: »

done and done, :cool:

Im afraid to ask .

I dont even know if it has a mickey or a vag

brazilicious

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Would you do Horatio Caine?(CSI):):):)

aaaah!nightmares!!

princess-sprkle

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Im afraid to ask .

I dont even know if it has a mickey or a vag

that is pretty damn scary. I'm not a fan of the ambiguously gendered gingers i'm afraid, i'll have to pass on that one.


also, what the hell do you google to get some of those pics? shudder

brazilicious

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Im afraid to ask .

I dont even know if it has a mickey or a vag

seriously! stalker! where the hell did you get my picture???!