Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

Jigsaw

TURN ON

1. Has a personality.
2. Does not like and does not want to be associated with anything related to Sex and The City.
3. Not afraid to initiate sex.
4. Does not freak out if more than 24 hours passes before you text/call.
5. Enjoys sport and doesn't mind just the two of us, for example, heading to the pub on a Sunday, having a bit of lunch and watching the football/rugby/GAA match.

TURN OFF

1. Loses the f**king head if I so much as talk to or spend time with another woman, assuming I'm knobbing them.
2. A girl that lets herself go a bit once in a relationship. (Obviously this goes for both parties).
3. A girl that reads Heat magazine etc and is obsessed with sh1te.
4. A girl that uses her period to condone behaviour that is entirely f**king unacceptable.
5. A girl that refuses to agree to anal sex.

JangoFett

Turn on

1. Strong Willed
2. Independant, not NEEDING to spend every waking second with me
3. Sense of humour
4. Intelligent
5. Sexually open, she initiate it, want to role play etc

Turn offs

1. Needy
2. Paranoid/Untrusting - Just cuz I have guys nights doesn't mean I'm cheating or gay
3. Too emotional
4. Insecure to the point of crying during sex - one girl did that, in the middle of sex started crying cuz she thought she was unattractive
5. Too skinny

'Ol Jack Chance

ON:

Nice eyes
Looks after her appearence
Openminded s-e-x wise
Sense of humor
Not money orientated and Independant

OFF:
Slobbish
Dishonest
Greedy
Bimbo
Stinky

Aurora Borealis

Offs

Jealousy
Selfishness
Homophobia
Too preened looking
Greasy hair

Ons

Kind
Smart
Open-minded
Ass
Eyes

Have to go for top six in the turn ons and add a generous and sensual mouth. Greatest turn on there is!! Can't believe I almost omitted that! Bold hangover!

O and sense of humour too. A greedy top five I know!

Steve_o

OFFS:
1. Bad Teeth
2. Stuck up
3. Big D4 Hair (big messy bun yokes)
4. Can't handle drink (hate really really messy drunk girls)
5. No sense of humour

ONS:
1. Sense of Humour
2. Dark Hair
3. Easy on the Eye
4. A wild streak
5. Spontaneous

Acid_Violet

JangoFett wrote: »

4. Insecure to the point of crying during sex - one girl did that, in the middle of sex started crying cuz she thought she was unattractive

Or cause you were really bad:p

G86

Turn Ons:

Broad Shoulders
Dark Hair
Footballer Thighs
Hugs - Has to be good at giving hugs!!
Rugged Look
Tall-ish, - you'd be amazed the amount of guys that try to convince me I must be taller than 5 9' just cause we're the same height and they're convinced they are 6 foot!!!:rolleyes:

Turn Offs:
Cockiness - Theres a happy medium
White Socks - don't even go there
Skinny Legs
Sunken Chests
Jeans that only cover half your ass...
Tracksuits
Small Hands
Insecurity
Jealousy - I can't be doing with it
Clingyness - I NEED my own space

yummycake

I'm a girl

TURN ONS

Tallness
Can make me laugh
Good in bed
Is obsessed with music
Craziness

TURN OFFS
Being stuck up/ snobby
Posers
Guys driven by money
Guys that are scared to try new things
Fatness :eek:

IvaBigWun

The one thing Im learning from this thread is that at around 5,6" in bare feet Im fcuked.

Chunky Monkey

IvaBigWun wrote: »

The one thing Im learning from this thread is that at around 5,6" in bare feet Im fcuked.

I'm only 5'2". 5'6" sounds good

Parsley

yummycake wrote: »

I'm a girl

TURN ONS

Tallness
Can make me laugh
Good in bed
Is obsessed with music
Craziness

TURN OFFS
Being stuck up/ snobby
Posers
Guys driven by money
Guys that are scared to try new things
Fatness :eek:

Whatcha doin saturday night? :pac:

GirlInterrupted

IvaBigWun wrote: »

The one thing Im learning from this thread is that at around 5,6" in bare feet Im fcuked.

Or not.

IvaBigWun

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Or not.

beeyatch

IvaBigWun

Jigsaw wrote: »

TURN ON

1. Has a personality.
2. Does not like and does not want to be associated with anything related to Sex and The City.
3. Not afraid to initiate sex.
4. Does not freak out if more than 24 hours passes before you text/call.
5. Enjoys sport and doesn't mind just the two of us, for example, heading to the pub on a Sunday, having a bit of lunch and watching the football/rugby/GAA match.

TURN OFF

1. Loses the f**king head if I so much as talk to or spend time with another woman, assuming I'm knobbing them.
2. A girl that lets herself go a bit once in a relationship. (Obviously this goes for both parties).
3. A girl that reads Heat magazine etc and is obsessed with sh1te.
4. A girl that uses her period to condone behaviour that is entirely f**king unacceptable.
5. A girl that refuses to agree to anal sex.

I see we've both gone out with uber psychos :pac:

serenacat

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Turn Offs:
Tight with money
Lazy
Stupid (especially if they are a pretty boy)
Pretty Boys
Bogger accents
Bad teeth/poor personal hygiene

Turn Ons:
Funny
Adventurous
More Intelligent than me
Big dick and knows what to do with it
Kind
Dark eyes and strong jaw

If you see one pass him in my direction :rolleyes:

serenacat

calahans wrote: »

I'm a guy

Turn Ons

Sophisticated
Slim
Intelligent
Confident (Not too much)
Funny

Turn Offs

Fat
Stupid
Posh Dublin (Some D4 women think they are generally amazing :rolleyes: )
Bad breath
Non Drinker

i'm from blackrock and you shouldnt judge some one because of their accent you could miss out on some great girls!

serenacat

Mr.S wrote: »

Male ^^.

Turn offs:
1 - the "not slim" ones, who wear tight clothes, so they look extra heavy without noticing it, no thanks

2 - Spots/Acne - especially when they try to cover it up.

3 - ones who text you EVERY second, and when you dont reply they get angry.

4 - ones who like to chew chewinggum thats a horrible flavour - not good for kissing!

5 - ones who cant hold their drink, they have a few shots, or drink to quickly and then there gone.

Turn ons:

1 - can tollerate smoking/drinking/drugs.

2 - not thin, but not fat.

3 - sense of humur.

4 - doesnt dress like a D4, doesnt care what other people think.

5 - has a caring side, but also a crazy side:)

please elaborate on the dressing like a d4 comment

serenacat

you sure are hard to please

have you ever met a girl like that?

serenacat

:pac:

Pen1987 wrote: »

Im male with long-ish hair, just below my eyebrow-to-the-side ringe fringe length. Long? Image is part of my job so I cant pick the length most of the time [shi*e] its straightened too

Turn ons:

Eyes that contrast with hair colour. Blue/green eyes and black hair or blonde hair and brown eyes

Straight teeth

Classy as opposed to stylish dress sense, pencil skirts are a big yes

Intelligence

The ability to see an opposing side of an argument

being affectionitte without being overbrearing

Can make me laugh

Physically fit

Doesnt drink beer

will come on a night out and interact with your friends even if shes the only girl

protective of you around other women i.e. comes over if a woman chats you up in a bar

Likes to just sit and chill and NOT speak for long periods

Turn offs

Out-of-shape

Thinks shes absoulutely stunning, even if she is

Falseness

Bitchiness

Unambitious

Sluttish

Obsessive

Doesnt "get" your sense of humour

Is shy and hides her body during sex

Wont talk openly or up-front about her feelings/relations

Keeps many secrets

Doesnt respect secrets



Yeah Im specific... for good reason though!

Acid_Violet wrote: »

Or cause you were really bad:p

chopperbyrne

I hate smoking.

One major turn off for me.

LadyE

serenacat wrote: »

i'm from blackrock and you shouldnt judge some one because of their accent you could miss out on some great girls!

serenacat wrote: »

please elaborate on the dressing like a d4 comment

serenacat wrote: »

you sure are hard to please

have you ever met a girl like that?

Your kinda obsessed by where your from..picking up on all these turn offs in other people.

Im pretty sure the people mean by these statments:

D4 type - people who fricken loves themselves.
D4 accent - Put on American accent which is clearly exaggeratted and fake.

chopperbyrne

LadyE wrote: »

D4 type - people who fricken loves themselves.

Says the "Queen of the World!"

LadyE

Touché

But its true :D:D

chopperbyrne

LadyE wrote: »

Touché

But its true :D:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2IsTEjsQ34

LadyE

Youtube is banned - what is it?

serenacat

im a girl.

turn ons are in guys are
beauty
muscles hot abs
straight white teeth no plague
dark dark brown hair
tan
has a good relationship with his mom
fun
sporty
makes an effort with my friends
shows genuine interest in my convo
romantic
gets jealous
would be able to protect me

turn offs ;
bad breath
gross teeth
crooked nose
boring eyes
blonde
unintelligent
bad at communication
beer belly
does some weird sex thing without saying hey want to do this some time first
stumble
hairy balls
HAIR GEL EWWWWWWWWWWW
spots

chopperbyrne

LadyE wrote: »

Youtube is banned - what is it?

It loses it's humour if you can see and hear it.

It's nothing bad anyway.

serenacat

well excuse me

GirlInterrupted

serenacat wrote: »

...........straight white teeth no plague

I wouldn't be keen on catching the plague either to be fair:)

LadyE

chopperbyrne wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2IsTEjsQ34

Just saw it - lmao:):)