Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

TeletextPear · 24-06-2008 3:30pm

i may as well have said i like drowning kittens, the amount of abuse im getting for that haha

IvaBigWun · 24-06-2008 3:33pm

TeletextPear wrote: »

i may as well have said i like drowning kittens, the amount of abuse im getting for that haha

I take it this is your ideal man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPddpNuzLn8

TeletextPear · 24-06-2008 3:37pm

IvaBigWun wrote: »

I take it this is your ideal man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPddpNuzLn8

heh ill watch it when im not in work... but i did say i dont like scummers, just a distinctive accent

johnnyq · 24-06-2008 4:24pm

I'm a guy

Turn-on's in a woman
1. Kindness
2. Well read
3. Passionate about life
4. Slightly dark sense of humour
5. Creative

Turn-off's

1. Emotionally Unstable - always moody, depressed etc..
2. Too Clingy - to me or to friends. Some indepedence a must.
3. Self-obsessed
4. Smoker or does drugs
5. Can't look after herself - no hygene, streetsmarts etc...

I'm not fussy when it comes to looks but a cracking smile never goes astray;)

GirlInterrupted · 24-06-2008 4:25pm

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Are victims of assault excluded from this?

I'm seriously screwed (or not as the case may be) until I get several grands worth of dental work done

Ahh, poor you. Hope you're ok.

chopperbyrne · 24-06-2008 4:46pm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Ahh, poor you. Hope you're ok.

With the exception of looking like Shane McGowan, I'm fine thanks.

GirlInterrupted · 24-06-2008 4:47pm

chopperbyrne wrote: »

With teh exception of looking like Shane McGowan, I'm fine thanks.

There is no way you could look that bad - unless assault was by 500 sword weilding ninjas:)

kowloon · 24-06-2008 5:21pm

johnnyq wrote: »

3. Passionate about life

If your ladyfriends keep killing themselves you may be doing something wrong.
I'd ease off on the beatings.

Chopper: Don't stress, even Shane McGowan got himself a woman; a mental one with some mad beliefs about angels and similar but living, and a good alternative to turkey during the festive period.

Must have been fairly serious to lose a bunch of teeth though.

kowloon · 24-06-2008 5:25pm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

There is no way you could look that bad - unless assault was by 500 sword weilding ninjas:)

Colour coordinated ninjas

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chopperbyrne · 24-06-2008 5:30pm

kowloon wrote: »

If your ladyfriends keep killing themselves you may be doing something wrong.
I'd ease off on the beatings.

Chopper: Don't stress, even Shane McGowan got himself a woman; a mental one with some mad beliefs about angels and similar but living, and a good alternative to turkey during the festive period.

Must have been fairly serious to lose a bunch of teeth though.

Got knocked out and was then kicked in the face a few times because I told some arsehole to **** off when he groped a friend of mine as we were walking past.

Six against two, real hard men...

IvaBigWun · 28-06-2008 6:49pm

TeletextPear wrote: »

just a distinctive accent

An oldie but a goodie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR0lFNSCuUs

TeletextPear · 29-06-2008 2:51am

IvaBigWun wrote: »

An oldie but a goodie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR0lFNSCuUs

hahah lovely, just what i need

IvaBigWun · 29-06-2008 7:07pm

TeletextPear wrote: »

hahah lovely, just what i need

Too much info

TeletextPear · 29-06-2008 11:17pm

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Too much info

but it'll help me pick up a native!

IvaBigWun · 01-07-2008 8:03pm

* Must have at least a level of control on the occurance of her fanny farts.

TeletextPear · 01-07-2008 8:17pm

duuurty

Kiera · 01-07-2008 8:32pm

Turn ons:
1. Eyes
2. Arms – Not big arms just have to look strong.
3. Witt – nothing sexier than a funny witty guy!
4. Smell – the right smell can works wonders

5. Hands – i wont go into this one

Turn offs:
1. Bad breath/teeth
2. Cracked lips
3. Mental illness
4. Moans alot
5. Has no goals

Pighead · 01-07-2008 8:37pm

Kiera wrote: »

Turn ons:
1. Eyes
2. Arms – Not big arms just have to look strong.
3. Witt – nothing sexier than a funny witty guy!
4. Smell – the right smell can works wonders
5. Hands – i wont go into this one
Turn offs:
1. Bad breath/teeth
2. Cracked lips
3. Mental illness
4. Moans alot
5. Has no goals

Hey ya babes. Pigheads got 9 of those traits(especially the cracked lips:cool:). Missing the witt but have huge feet if thats any use.

Kiera · 01-07-2008 8:39pm

Pighead wrote: »

Hey ya babes. Pigheads got 9 of those traits(especially the cracked lips:cool:). Missing the witt but have huge feet if thats any use.

Big shoes?

Pighead · 01-07-2008 8:43pm

Kiera wrote: »

Big shoes?

What kind of shoes are we talking about here Kiera? If we're talking about the kinda shoes Pighead thinks we're talking about then yes, they are absolutely huge shoes. 2 huge shoes with two huge hanging balls underneath that wobble merrily in the wind.

If we're talking about the "shoes" in Pigheads underpants, then no, they're not big at all. Opposite of big actually, some would say tiny. But they're meanies.

Kiera · 01-07-2008 8:45pm

lmao, shut up Pigface, you plum!!!

Lizard Queen · 01-07-2008 8:52pm

Turn offs

1. Old man pubs
2. Sloppy appearance
3. Men that will only talk to you if your good looking
4. Beer belly
5. Men who always think their right

Turn ons

1. Bad boys
2. Tattoos
3. Pircings
4.Unpredicatable
5. Charmers

IvaBigWun · 07-07-2008 10:49pm

Lizard Queen wrote: »

Turn ons

1. Bad boys

sorry, you're making me bring out the blue fella

:rolleyes:

tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI5qEQAvOcY

:rolleyes:

07-07-2008 10:54pm

Lizard Queen wrote: »

Turn offs

1. Old man pubes

Explain how you came to the conclusion this was a turn off?

IvaBigWun · 09-07-2008 9:03pm

Moonbaby wrote: »

Explain how you came to the conclusion this was a turn off?

Since around 2002 Irish women have not liked much or any hair on their men down below. It must have came up on an episode of Sex & The City or something.

09-07-2008 9:09pm

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Since around 2002 Irish women have not liked much or any hair on their men down below. It must have came up on an episode of Sex & The City or something.

Men naturally have hair below? Oh!

R0ot · 09-07-2008 9:35pm

Male:

Offs -
1. Fake Tan
2. Choking Amounts of Perfume
3. Tube tops
4. Blondes
5. Really short girls (under 4' 4")

Ons -
1. Knee High Socks (/me melts)
2. Long Hair
3. Intelligence
4. If they kick my ass at any game/sport I play :pac:
5. Dark Hair

09-07-2008 9:50pm

R0ot wrote: »

Male:

Offs -

5. Really short girls (under 4' 4")

You mean 7 year olds don't turn you on?

BubbleWrap85 · 09-07-2008 10:02pm

What girl is under 4'4" ?! LOL

I'm 22 & Female
TURN ONS:
1. A good sense of humour
2. Intelligence
3. Nice eyes & nice hair [preferably dark and scruffy] & a really nice grabbable bum
4. Smells nice [can't beat a really good smell]
5. Ambitious

TURN OFFS:
1. Arrogance
2. Smells bad
3. No ambition
4. Bad clothes
5. Doesn't admit when I'm right [which is a high percentage of the time!]

09-07-2008 10:19pm

BubbleWrap85 wrote: »

5. Doesn't admit when I'm right [which is a high percentage of the time!]

NEXT! :pac::pac:

Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

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