Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

kisaragi

Hmm... Latecomer to this thread :P

I'm a gay man.

Turn ons -
1. Very stylish clothes (especially formal wear)
2. Dark skin/Foreign Accents
3. Someone who's artsy/musical, even a bit of eccentricity can be endearing :P
4. A little bit of "bulkyness"
5. Body Hair

Turn offs -
1. Dublin accents (no offence anyone )
2. Rough/Unkempt appearance
3. Drugs/Smoking
4. Rudeness
5. Telling me about your exes/previous sex experiences!!

JangoFett

kisaragi wrote: »

Hmm... Latecomer to this thread :P

5. Telling me about your exes/previous sex experiences!!

Yeah, I hate that crap, I really don't wanna hear about how many guys my girl has been with...or in your case, your man, but its the same thing

Jesus Wept

Duckjob wrote: »

Ons:

Intelligence.
Nice smile.
Warm eyes.
Good teeth.
Quirky sense of humour.
Good skin.
Curvy / Nice proportion.
Legs that look good in a skirt
Comfortable in her own skin.
Interested in the real world around her. Not Heat /Big Brother bollóx
Energetic.
Kind hearted.
Not afraid to stand out from the crowd and be different.
Independent. Varied interests and hobbies.
Interested in travel and other cultures.
Not afraid to show her soft side.


Offs:

Self obsessed.
Celebrity obsessed. Heat / Big brother etc.
Fake tan.
Bleached blonde hair.
Any lack of personal hygiene.
Hard faced.
Lack of proportion (thick waist on skinny legs - how rotten is that?)
Needy / Clingy
Hostile.
Materialistic.
Lazy.

........... :P:pac:

tinkletoes

Turn offs (men)

Needy
Liar
Moody
Jealous of male friends
Insecure

Turn ons (men)

Sense of humour
Generous
Caring
Outgoing
Spontaneous

Duckjob

tribulus wrote:

Since when did "top 5 turn ons/offs" turn into "everything I can possibly think of that I like/dislike"

The-Rigger wrote: »

........... :P:pac:

Thanks guys. Got carried away trying to craft my perfect woman :P

Reku

chopperbyrne wrote: »

It seems to be only women that deem it attractive though.

Surely the point of it is to appeal to the opposite sex?

I blame the pieces of literary garbage that are normally refered to as "womens' magazines".

tribulus wrote: »

Since when did "top 5 turn ons/offs" turn into "everything I can possibly think of that I like/dislike" :pac:

Clearly numeracy isn't a turn on for most folks.:D

tribulus

cournioni

I'm a man:

Turn ons:
1. Nice eyes
2. Nice voice/accent
3. Nice figure (not skinny, not fat, just nice)
4. A confident woman (one that is not afraid to say anything and be sexy even if it means acting diiirty!)
5. Honesty, humour and personality. Probably the biggest one of the lot.

Turn offs:
1. Fat women. Nothing nice about it, and it says alot about a girls personality.
2. Fake tan. Make up is ok but this is just disgusting and you don't need it.
3. Wonder bras. Absolutely stupid, it may be a confidence booster for you but its you just kidding yourself. Be confident with what you have.
4. Bad personality. No one likes someone that acts like a spoilt brat.
5. Horrible voices/accents.

Phlann

PORNAPSTER wrote: »

I'm a man:


5. Horrible voices/accents.

Like the Cyavan one? :pac:

cournioni

Phlann wrote: »

Like the Cyavan one? :pac:

Huh hoe! :pac:

Any strong accent will do my head in. Especially:
North Dublin
Midlands
Cork
Monaghan
Limerick
Wesht
Waherford
Louth
Donegal/Derry to a slight extent.

Cavan one is ok as long as it isn't a big bogger one, which isn't very prominent in many Cavan women to be fair.

RxQueen

PORNAPSTER wrote: »

Huh hoe! :pac:

Any strong accent will do my head in. Especially:
North Dublin
Midlands
Cork
Monaghan
Limerick
Wesht
Waherford
Louth
Donegal/Derry to a slight extent.

Cavan one is ok as long as it isn't a big bogger one, which isn't very prominent in many Cavan women to be fair.

so that covers nearly everywhere then!! nothing wrong with the waherford accent!

cournioni

emo!! wrote: »

so that covers nearly everywhere then!! nothing wrong with the waherford accent!

Nordie accents on women FTW!! :pac:

padi89

Turn offs
1 Loudness
2 Stuck Up,Bitchiness & Moaners (all go hand in hand)
3 Fake Tan & loads of Makeup
4 Laziness
5 Women that wear heals and cant walk properly in them

Jeez i just realized that's a lot of the women around race week :P

Turn Ons
1 Natural beauty
2 Nice smile and good sense of humor
3 Easy to talk to and non judgemental
4 Not skinny not fat
5 Alicia Silverstone FTW :P

giggii

i'm an 18 year old female

turn ons:
dark, longish hair (bonus points if it's wavy/curly):D
good teeth
nerdiness
quirkiness
slightly dark sense of humour
artsy (i know that's six but it's a must!!!)

turn offs:
arrogance
chain smoker (i don't mind the odd cigerette though)
NO SENSE OF HUMOUR WHATSOEVER
afraid to stand out and be himself
nothing going on upstairs

IvaBigWun

kisaragi wrote: »

Turn offs -
1. Dublin accents (no offence anyone )

Story Luv, are ya ridin' or wha'?

Phlann

giggii wrote: »

i'm an 18 year old female

turn ons:
dark, longish hair (bonus points if it's wavy/curly):D
good teeth
nerdiness
quirkiness
slightly dark sense of humour
artsy (i know that's six but it's a must!!!)

turn offs:
arrogance
chain smoker (i don't mind the odd cigerette though)
NO SENSE OF HUMOUR WHATSOEVER
afraid to stand out and be himself
nothing going on upstairs

Man, I am really close on this one.

MJOR

I'm a girl


Offs
Smokers
Smellyiness
Poor Oral hygiene

Ons
Sweetness
GSOH
Good smells

I have simple tastes

Riesen_Meal

Turn Ons :


1. Sense of humour - I love a smartarse that can live up to my dry wit
2. A gal with a bit of ambition for herself i.e Independant
3. Legs N Butts FTW
4. Petite, dark haired girls I generally seem to go for, dunno why
5. A girl who can speak her mind and look me in the eye whilst doing so (not many of them!)


Turn Offs :

1. Loud, noisy birds
2. Coldness, Arrogance
3. Bunny Boilers / Clingy Girls
4. Lack of personal hygiene, not that im not duuuuuurty burds :P
5. Women that are too emotional over things, i.e crying over silly little things

Blub Blub

*Female*

Turn ons :
1. Long hair
2. Stubble**
3. Nerds
4. Same taste in music, movies, humour, etc
5. Piercings/Tattoos

Turn offs:
1. Muscles (ick)
2. Smoking
3. Thinking that hitting your girlfriend is ok
4. Self-obsessed
5. Infidelity

BubbleWrap85

I presume you mean STUBBLE? And not stumble :P Unless you like the clumsy kind of course........

giggii

Phlann wrote: »

Man, I am really close on this one.

lol

Ghost Train

turn:
offs

1. rudeness
2. smoker
3. loud
4. too much makeup
5. bigness

ons
1. darkish hair
2. good smile
3. bubbly
4. quirky
5. knows her own mind

IvaBigWun

padi89 wrote: »

5 Alicia Silverstone FTW :P

Whatever happened that girl? Its like she fell into a celeb black hole.

Bitchiness & Moaners (go hand in hand)

+1. They usually grow out of it by the age of, oh, 34 though

Nuggles

I'm a girl so....

Turn ons:
1.Quite tall(I wear heels so I like guys to be about 6ft2 so that I don't feel like a giant)
2.Dark hair(can be long but definitely not super short)
3.Nice arms(Cuggles! )
4. I have a thing for the mischievous grin. A cheeky grin..... so hard to resist.
5.Nice broad chest.
6.Stubble

Turn offs:
1.Two words:Back Hair

StormWarrior

Turn on: Prince Caspian in the new Narnia film = HOT HOT HOT!

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809244324/photo/970464363

HalloweenJack

Turn ons:
1. Good personality
2. Nice laugh
3. Pretty smile
4. Nice hair
5. Good humour

Turn offs:
1. Loud girls
2. Heavy make-up
3. Fake tan
4. Aggro girls
5. Tomboys

silvervixen84

Acid_Violet wrote: »

I'm female, like men, here's me list:


Turn ons

• Tall and big broad shoulders which practically stop him walking through doors
• Empathy (I don't get why guys object so much to women wanting 'sensitive' men, I don't know any girls who expect their partners to be like counsellors, just not to be emotionally retarded!)
• Very very intelligent
• Similar interests to me (music, singing, sport, amongst other things)
• Very very very very witty

Hey missus, stay away from my boyfriend!

RiotO

I have testicles.

Turn ons:
Cute 'girl next door' look
Laid back
Quiet
Intellegent (Absolute must)
Willing to have sex with me!

Turn offs:
Smoker
Overweight
Overly touchy feely
Prone to dishing out the silent treatment for no reason
Ladish girls

IvaBigWun

RiotO wrote: »

Turn offs:

Prone to dishing out the silent treatment for no reason

I like to put girls like that in a little box I call "Crazy"

IvaBigWun

PORNAPSTER wrote: »

Nordie accents on women FTW!! :pac:

Aye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qKWTarVhW8