Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

Jack Sheehan

I'm a guy.

hmmm,

on's
-nice
-happy. Unhappy girls arent my thing.
-slightly nerdy is always a plus
-uhhh will go out with me i suppose, thats quite important.

off's
-excessive piercings I mean ears, no worries, eyebrows, sure if you want. but toungue? Nah.
-Depressed
-Wont say whats bothering them
-an annoying laugh (the kind that goes 'he' <deep breath> 'HAHAHAHAHAH'
-never laughs at all.

aliqueenb

RiotO wrote: »

I have testicles.
Turn ons:
Cute 'girl next door' look

just dumb and curious lol what is the cut 'girl next door' look???:P

peter-pantslez

im a guy and mine are:

turn on's....
-have to say the top of the list has to be STOCKINGS:eek:....they just drive me wild!
-nice smile
-sexy eyes
-great chest!!;)
-and not fussy hehe:D


turn off's.....
-no sense of humour
-being too shy
-moaning!!:(
-butch girls
-and women that try to stop you hanging out with the lads:mad:

IvaBigWun

Jack Sheehan wrote: »

off's
-excessive piercings I mean ears, no worries, eyebrows, sure if you want. but toungue? Nah.

:eek:

Stone him!

peter-pantslez

oh god the things women can do with that tongue peircing is unreal!!!!!!;)

Jack Sheehan

I'll take your word for it.

adsgirl

Offs.. Male/Female.

Arrogance.
Dishonesty.
Snobs.
Bores.
eejits.

Ons Male/Female.
Elegance.
Honesty.
Wit.
Humility.
A pulse.

mardybumbum

Im a guy!

Turn ons.............
1.Pretty (not slutty)
2.Intelligent, but a bit ditzy:rolleyes:
3.In shape
4.Easy going
5.Same Interests

Turn offs...............
1.Really really confusing girls!!!:eek:
2.Smoker
3.The Silent treatment!:mad:
4.Idols include paris hilton and the like
5.Girls who get too drunk

Dave147

Ok I'll join in seeing as this thread was brought back from the dead.
I'm a guy... Dave... :P in case you didn't know.

Turn offs:
Smoker
Smoker
Smoker
Knacker accents
Girl being too into herself
Girls who think they're too good for you (news for ya, you're not!)
Any girl taller than me wont work (only 5'8"!)

Turn ons:
Genuineness
Big tits! :D:D
Nice smile with good gum to tooth ratio!
Feminine but not too much of a girly girl either
Non judgemental
Easy going
Doesn't talk during sex.. :P

spooiirt!!

im a feller, here goes,

Turn ons : Hot women

Turn offs : Non-hot women

phasers

Turn ons (in a fella)
1. Tall
2. Clever
3. funny
4. English
5. skinny/ stubble (a tie)

Turn Offs:
1. Boring
2. Short
3. Smelly
4. feminine
5. combovers :P

lisajane

Turn ons in men:

1. Tall (taller than me at 5ft 5 anyway)
2. Funny
3. Smart
4. Nice smile
5. Shaved heads (but a knacker look) /and long hair.

Turn offs in men

1. Body odour
2. To skinny/ or fat
3. Needy/clingy
4. Smokers
5. Men into themselves

Prof.Badass

Turn offs ( in women)

1. The whole "fake" look; (high heels, long fingernails, large breasts, heavy make-up ,unnaturally-straight hair ,un-natural hair colour ect.)
2. Ass of a dude
3.too tall/ small
4.closed-mided/ conservative/ unable to have fun
5.emotionally unstable/ bitchy

Turn Ons (in women)

1. The whole "normal" look; (flat shoes, cut fingernails, normal-sized breasts, a little make-up, natural-looking hair ect.)
2. Nice pair of hips
3.between 5'4 and 5'7 in height
4. carefree/ fun/ able to think for herself (they're all the same thing, really)
5. nice/ kind to other people

citeal

I'm a girl.


Turn-ons
1. Long lean limbs, big nose & scruffy hair
2. Very clever
3. Quirky sense of humour
4. Self-assured but not arrogant
5. Truthful

Turn-offs
1. Racist
2. Chauvinist
3. Snob
4. Overweight (sorry - other than that I don't care about appearance really)
5. Unkind

ChickCool

found this from ll

Turn offs in men
-sleazey or greasy men
-men who point out your flaws without being asked
-men who think if they pay for dinner you have to sleep with them (not a hooker ffs)
-men who let their friends perv on you
-men who expect you to be dolled up all the time
-men who dont like you seeing your friends-men who never heard of a toothbrush or a shower
-mommys boy

Turn ons
-manners
-good at kissing without the hands on approach
-doesnt get offended if you want to do your own thing
-doesnt play games or ignore you or promise the world to keep you
-is resepctful of you
-has some sense of direction in there life
-men that have some level of domestication

Kya1976

turn ons
ARMS:p:p:p:p
hands
humor
ego
handsome

turn off
smelly socks
mommys boy
bad breath
bad lover
bad hygiene

Matt3

As a bloke, here's my opinion-

Turn offs with women:
Too possessive.
Too much make-up.
Attempting to change their boyfriend/husband.
A difference of opinion which results in the Silent Treatment.
Girls that are too into themselves, almost arrogantly.

Turn ons with women:
A good sense of humour.
Genuine-ness.
Pretty (not manufactured)
Nice eyes.
Perfume.

jessbeth

I'm a girl :-)

Turn ons:

Clean and nice smelling
Long Hair
Happy
Good Humoured
Intelligent


Turn offs

Depressed
Boring and non-adventurous
Jealous
Technically savy
A guy who just wants to sit on his arse and never do anything.

Dave5

Matt3 wrote: »

Turn ons with women:
A good sense of humour.
Genuine-ness.
Pretty (not manufactured)
Nice eyes.
Perfume.

I agree with that.

MizzLolly

Turn offs:

1. Negativity/Being too cynical
2. Player Attitude
3. Bad personal hygiene
4. Being hot and cold
5. Having no ambition


Turn ons:

1. Humour
2. Not taking himself too seriously.
3. Honesty
4. Loyalty
5. Affectionate/Caring

ottostreet

Turn-offs:
1. Fat girls
2. Loud girls
3. Over-needy girls
4. Ugg boots
5. Irish girls

Turn ons:
1. Asian girls

that is all.

Creamy Goodness

hehehe this thread was a fun read.

i'm male - if ya don't know that - and here's mine.

Turn offs:

1. silent treatment.
2. jealousy
3. dishonesty
4. putting work first.
5. expecting you to drop everything at the drop of a hat for some menial thing/event.

Turn ons:

1. humour - by far, actually anything that comes after this is slightly mooted tbh.
2. nerdiness - not as in rocket sciencenessy but is really passionate about a hobby or work that they do or something they study in their free time.
3. cuddleyness - whoever doesn't like cuddles needs to get their eyes lasered.
4. honesty - this goes without saying, if i do/say something wrong or offend a partner is any way i expect to be told about it.
5. individuality - this covers like say bucking the trend so to speak, e.g. girl having shortish hair and general "i'm not a complete sheep" mentality and not afraid to speak their mind etc.

IvaBigWun

I go away for 3 months and this thread is still going?!

DirkVoodoo

I am a dude, so in women:

Ons:
- Smart (can hold a conversation, doesn't have to have a PhD).
- Active (enjoys a bit of exercise)
- Nice eyes and legs (Hey, Celia from Monsters inc. would be my perfect woman!)
- Sense of humor (Liking the simpsons is a must)
- Dresses Well (Doesn't have to be Gucci, just has some fashion sense even if its cool and quirky)

Offs:
- Snobs and skangers.
- Smoker.
- No interests outside of collecting snow globes.
- Bad Teeth.
- Excessively shy and introverted.

Tis an odd list, I'll give you that.

sdanseo

People who dig threads up should be castrated with their own shovel.

Knowing me I'll do the same thing in a few minutes but it doesn't matter because I'm always right. Mwahahaha.

Kold

Yeah, would you not just start a new thread 4+ months later?

RoMiLe

Offs (in females)

1: Money grabbers (hate 'em)
2: Self absorbed/vain
3: Very stupid
4: Always watching what they eat/fashion victim
5: Annoying/loud voice

Ons

1: Eyes
2: fit body and fit face (duh)
3: intelligent
4: deep
5: honest/not bitchy and backstabbing

spinandscribble

offs:
bad breathe
big huge guy butts
a slap stick sense of humour
a obession with football
short hair

ons:
sexy eyes
beards
dark hair
good sense of humour
being forward

Snowie

im a man


My idealness in a lady would be.
Sence of style that aint over the top but still stylish
Cool calm confidance,
Intelegent
pretty
cool Personality
Up for new adventure's
creative
Not overly opinionated...
Has taste in music...
Funny
Mentally Balanced
Takes pride in her self.

turn offs

To much pink
lives for her phone
To girly
Lazy
anoying
airhead
Bitchy

LeahBaby

(In a man):

Turn On's:
Sense of humour
Converse shoes!
Dark/Long Hair
Beards
Big Shoulders
Pet Lovers
Vampires!

Turn Off's:
Football
Stripey Shirts
Cockiness
Boy Racers
Controlling

So in Closing, any broad shouldered, pet loving vampires give me a shout!