Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

Darragh29

Off:

Immaturity
Smoking
Being a bitch/c*nt
D4/D18/Lillies Bordello headwreckers
Being into celebrities


Ons:

High heels
Intelligence
Genuiness/decency
High heels (I know I said it already!)
Brown eyes

baldbear

farting

Darragh29

Oh another turn off, girls that like cats. Dogs fine, cats, F*CK OFF!

p-flaps

turn ons, women with a flute,

turn offs, women without a flute

MIN2511

This thread never fails to make me laugh.....


I remember posting in this thread, can't remember what my interests where but i know for certain they have changed over the last 4/5months.....


That's life for you

Wagon

p-flaps wrote: »

turn ons, women with a flute,

turn offs, women without a flute

Ah yeah, i love women who are musically minded! Always turn on.

SpookyDoll

Am female.

Turn offs:
1. Men in suits, uniforms, guards, authority figures etc
2. Plaque/food on teeth, bad/rotton teeth
3. D4 Accent, rugger bugger types
4. Metrosexuals
5. controlling/insecure/jealous types

Turn ons:
1. Long hair
2. Good taste in music
3. Masculine dominant caveman!
4. Succulent Ar$e
5. Big ...........................:p

andrewh5

Turn offs:

• Smoking
• Tatoos

Turn ons:

• Red hair (preferably long and curly)
• Confidence
• Intelligence
• Good dress sense
• Good style.
• High heels

Zebra3

Offs:

Smokers.
Tattoos.
Constant texting.
Constant bitching-some is healthy, don't overdo it.
Money-grabbing leeches.

Ons:

Intelliegence.
Sense of humour.
Cuteness.
Good style.
Fit.

Biggins

Me male and hunter! Have big cave man stick to kill buffalo.

Turn ons:

Sexy but not too revealing
Being a genuine person
Brains
Having some sort of good manners
The ability to kill using your hands, anyone that screws with you.

Turn offs:

Immaturity
"I love me" attitude
Smoking
Snobery
Drunkeness to the point of puking

SpookyDoll

Biggins wrote: »

Me male and hunter! Have big cave man stick to kill buffalo.

:D:D

Squeals !!!!

Me have cooking pot in cave!!!

Not really !!! lol

Biggins

SpookyDoll wrote: »

:D:D

Squeals !!!!

Me have cooking pot in cave!!!

Not really !!! lol

You woman - make babies - be quiet! :P

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Offs

1. Smokers (My girlfriend is a smoker, but not for much longer )
2. Women who drink excessively.
3. Bad theeth.
4. A woman that will not do something in fear of their own mother not agreeing. (I.E. Living together with a boyfriend)
5. Uneducated.
6. Good looking women who act like the sun shines out of their ass and their poo doesn't stink. A woman who thinks she can skip the queue because she is sexy, a woman who thinks she should get preferential treatment based on their looks.

Ons.

1. Brown Eyes
2. Nationality, if your foreign, I like ya more
3. Intelligence, able to hold a conversation.
4. Independence. To an extent, not always hanging out of ya looking for cuddles and for you to spend all your money on them.
5. Nice body especially the ass.
6. Their laugh, weird I know, but a girl with a nice laugh is just soooo cute

SpookyDoll

Biggins wrote: »

You woman - make babies - be quiet! :P

yes but can also kill a man with bare hands!!!

Biggins

SpookyDoll wrote: »

yes but can also kill a man with bare hands!!!

:eek: Ok you win!

...runs off...

nevaeh-2die-4

In a female

Turn on :

1. Loyal and wouldnt cheat.
2. In good shape, no folds thanks you.
3. Generous happy to pay there way
4. wont toss me salad
5. can give good head & has the abilty to squirt

Turn off

1. stuck up
2. fat
3. hairy poon / bum hole
4. smelly
5 under 60

Mink

Turn offs in a guy:

1. Bad breath (don't mind funny looking teeth)/ B.O./ general bad hygiene
2. Moody / over sensitive / grumpy/ morose
3. Metrosexual girly pansies
4. Massive beer gut / massive woman-type arse
5. Bad kisser (does not bode well for the bedroom)


Turn ons in a guy:

1. Hygienic (nice clean man smell but no BO & no aftershave)
2. Tatoos & scars
3. Broad shoulders & kinda tall
4. Wicked witty sense of humour (but not put on trying to impress everyone) & smart
5. Closet romantic - surprises you with it once in a blue moon

jigglywoo

baldbear wrote: »

farting

Is that a turn on or a turn off?

Mark200

moneyman wrote: »

Turn-offs:
1. Girls that like "bad boys", and then complain about lads being ****s.

I completely agree

Nehaxak

Offs

1. Feminists
2. Women who don't wax/shave (lips, underarm, legs, fanny)
3. Culchies
4. Pissing and moaning (don't care if it's you time of the month, stfu!)
5. Big fanny lips (ugh!)
6. No sense of humour
7. Drinker

On

1. Good in the kitchen
2. Good in the bed
3. Likes watching Lesbo porn
4. Nice smile, eyes, arse, boobs, fanny
5. Good sense of humour
6. Good with children
7. Non drinker

ElCrapula

OFFS:
Country birds with chips on their shoulder about anyone from Dublin and who think that if you dont sound like Brenden O'Carroll youre from D4.
Girls who wont eat for a week and then slap on the crisis pants and polish off three packets of wagon wheels in one go.
Singer/Songwriters.
Birds who think "girl power" involves getting a **** load of vodka inside them and belittling people surrounded by sixteen of their mates.
Girls who drive Golfs or Polos.
ONS:
Girls who wear Docs.
Can roll a spliff(dont have to smoke it though).
Girls who fancy Bill Murray.
Girls who drive complete bangers,extra sexy if they drive like lunatics.
Wears plain white cotton cacs(wanted to say panties,but only deviants and middle aged Brits use that word).
I think its sexy when a bird only has RTE1 and Network 2 in the gaff.
Birds who wear glasses.
Eyes,lips,smile,tits and arse.
Hyper-intelligence(not that fake intelligence a la Carol Voderman but...I dunno,Marie Curie or some such,you know... REAL effin smart).
Any run ins with the law can capture my heart.

MIN2511

ElCrapula wrote: »

OFFS:
Country birds with chips on their shoulder about anyone from Dublin and who think that if you dont sound like Brenden O'Carroll youre from D4.
Girls who wont eat for a week and then slap on the crisis pants and polish off three packets of wagon wheels in one go.
Singer/Songwriters.
Birds who think "girl power" involves getting a **** load of vodka inside them and belittling people surrounded by sixteen of their mates.
Girls who drive Golfs or Polos.
ONS:
Girls who wear Docs.
Can roll a spliff(dont have to smoke it though).
Girls who fancy Bill Murray.
Girls who drive complete bangers,extra sexy if they drive like lunatics.
Wears plain white cotton cacs(wanted to say panties,but only deviants and middle aged Brits use that word).
I think its sexy when a bird only has RTE1 and Network 2 in the gaff.
Birds who wear glasses.
Eyes,lips,smile,tits and arse.
Hyper-intelligence(not that fake intelligence a la Carol Voderman but...I dunno,Marie Curie or some such,you know... REAL effin smart).
Any run ins with the law can capture my heart.

Wow... you don't ask for much do you?

Wibbs

Probably doesn't get much either.... (sorry man I had to. You understand....)

yourmano

Girls who drive Golfs or Polos.
???
Also, only two channels???
Imtriged

antodeco

yourmano wrote: »

Girls who drive Golfs or Polos.
???
Also, only two channels???
Imtriged

The two channels thing is so she wouldnt know what real men look like

Zwillinge

I'm female

Turn Ons (I'm starting with the positives here!)

• Hygenic, in self and home
• Glasses
• Musician/Tradsman/Suit
• Long/Short hair - none of that in the middle of growing it out, sorry :P
• Intelligent (not in an I'm brilliant way tho!) and Witty

Turn Offs

• Hard core accent and acting like one too (D4 or Skang)
• Metrosexual (I once knew a guy and he looked so feminie from behind, I thought he was a girl we both knew - that can't be good)
• Up his own hole - thinking he can get laid no matter what
• Emo like with the skinny jeans
• Insisting on watching and listening to crappy movies and music

Azureus

im female;

turn ons;
1-tradesmen(seems to be a popular thing among us gals judging by this.. but more often than not they have fantastic bodies!)
2-sense of humour/able to take a good psstake (needed if your with me!)
3-strong/tall
4-dark scruffy hair
5-good dancer

turn offs;
1-dirty/doesnt take care of himself
2-metrosexual (theres a fine line!)
3-smokers
4-guys who cant take care of themselves after too many drinks/dont know where to stop
5-too intense-chill out!

hot2def

(am female)



In women:



offs:
Skinny

Shorter than me (which would be pretty damn short)

tans of any sort

any interest in celebrities

no hobbies or ambitions

short hair

loads of make up

shrieking girly girls -I get it, you are a girl.

shaved genitals, ack.




ons:
big arse/hips/rack

well educated, esp in some arcane field

hipster glasses

good and varied tasted in music, doesn't hold coats and pints at the back of gigs

long hair

big traditional tattoos

jeans and a black band t-shirt

can sing







In men

offs:
men who think they are funny

short back and sides

rugby types

hair gel

lynx-anything

lads who have lived most their lives down the country with Ma, and don't understand that the world doesn't actually exist purely for them

men who go to the gym, and tell everyone. if I can't tell by looking at you - who cares?


ons:

long hair

hipster glasses

either quite effeminate OR big and hairy, I can't stand the middle ground

can play the guitar

big tattoos

nipple piercings

facial hair

terrible nerd

good taste in music, likes to mosh

rhapsody!

turn offs:
1. piercings, anywhere.
2. guys that are actually really intelligent but act ilke total f/cking retards just to make people laugh. have several in my school.. :rolleyes:
3. smaller than me.
4. obsessed with drinking, going for a drink, omg hangover ow time to complain, etc.
5. a really annoying voice. :P

turn-ons:
1. taller than me.
2. doesn't do drugs or smoke.
3. doesn't get completely hammered or give a sh/t about drinking.
4. oldschool romantic :P
5. usual, great personality, smile, eyes, etc. has to have taste in music. none of that sh/t dance crap or any wild obsession with cars.

also what's with all the long hair slating?
i don't find long hair that bad :P

jeveuxtevoir

Turn-offs in a lad:

LONG FINGERNAILS! ew.
Cheaters & porn addicts.
Cocky d4 legends.
Just plain weird freaks.
Greasy hair or face.


Turn-ons in a lad:

Good taste in music.
Skinny jeans.
Funny & Nice.
Has only eyes for me!
Interesting accent, like a northern Irish one... mmmmomg