Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

Turd Ferguson

I'm a guy (i think)


Turn On's

-Women who are alive




Turn off's

-Katy Perry (although I probably still would)



As you can see I have no standards. Feel free to PM me ladies :pac:

InkSlinger67

What a thread! Get over yourself folks, life is not like that box of chocolates that wise Mr. Gump told you about a few years ago!

In a few years time all single women who haven't found their knight in shining money and currently find drug use/facial hair/bad teeth among their turn-offs will be scrambling to chat to that single bearded bloke in the corner of the bingo hall who has a joint in his mouth and cute little calcium deposits on his forehead for fear of dying lonely.

All you men who find excessive drinking/accents/weight turn-offs in women right now will be spending your annual holidays in 10 years time wnaking over Vannessa Feltz pics in OK magazine promising yourself that you will make that trip to Australia for hawt wimmins for realsies this time next year.

Do yourself a favour and find someone in life who doesn't want to make you want to stab yourself in the eye with a screwdriver everytime you hear them speak. They are the keepers!

rhapsody!

Aaaaaaah now this thread's only abit of fun

bitemybanger

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

What a thread! Get over yourself folks, life is not like that box of chocolates that wise Mr. Gump told you about a few years ago!

In a few years time all single women who haven't found their knight in shining money and currently find drug use/facial hair/bad teeth among their turn-offs will be scrambling to chat to that single bearded bloke in the corner of the bingo hall who has a joint in his mouth and cute little calcium deposits on his forehead for fear of dying lonely.

All you men who find excessive drinking/accents/weight turn-offs in women right now will be spending your annual holidays in 10 years time wnaking over Vannessa Feltz pics in OK magazine promising yourself that you will make that trip to Australia for hawt wimmins for realsies this time next year.

Do yourself a favour and find someone in life who doesn't wants to make you want to stab yourself in the eye with a screwdriver everytime you hear them speak. They are the keepers!

Wow, emotional stuff there:rolleyes:
you need to get out more:cool:

Turd Ferguson

bitemybanger wrote: »

Wow, emotional stuff there:rolleyes:
you need to get out more:cool:

Maybe he needs to 'get in' more. Hiyoooooo

Koushki

I'm a chick.

Turn offs:
- Really long hair that can be put in a pony tale
- unhygienic and smelly
- when someone you're going out with constantly talks about an ex
- Too cocky about themselves
- Bad teeth
- I don't care if they're not fit, as long as they're not fat

Turn ons:
-When guys arnt embarrassed to be all kissy in public
-Having my ears kissed
-When men smell really good
-Makes me laugh
-Good features and bone structure.
- Slim but still has good shoulders and biceps
- smile that makes you melt
- playing footsy under the table

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:
i could go on forever.

MIN2511

Why do people say cheaters? It's CHEATS!!!!!

Darkbloom

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

What a thread! Get over yourself folks, life is not like that box of chocolates that wise Mr. Gump told you about a few years ago!

In a few years time all single women who haven't found their knight in shining money and currently find drug use/facial hair/bad teeth among their turn-offs will be scrambling to chat to that single bearded bloke in the corner of the bingo hall who has a joint in his mouth and cute little calcium deposits on his forehead for fear of dying lonely.

All you men who find excessive drinking/accents/weight turn-offs in women right now will be spending your annual holidays in 10 years time wnaking over Vannessa Feltz pics in OK magazine promising yourself that you will make that trip to Australia for hawt wimmins for realsies this time next year.

Do yourself a favour and find someone in life who doesn't want to make you want to stab yourself in the eye with a screwdriver everytime you hear them speak. They are the keepers!

Everybody has preferences, do you actually think you're imparting some fresh original advice? I'm guessing so, judging by that hackneyed Forrest Gump reference. Ugh.

It's not as though it means anything - I've never been attracted to skinny guys in my life and yet I find myself about to move in with a tall, thin man next week.

(also to other women who mentioned a 'big penis' - I think they're overrated, bruised cervix one time too many:()

Turd Ferguson

I want to add another turn on:

:pac:<====8

Kiera

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I want to add another turn on:

:pac:<====8

She has to be a dickhead?

InkSlinger67

Darkbloom wrote: »

Everybody has preferences, do you actually think you're imparting some fresh original advice? I'm guessing so, judging by that hackneyed Forrest Gump reference. Ugh.

It's not as though it means anything - I've never been attracted to skinny guys in my life and yet I find myself about to move in with a tall, thin man next week.

(also to other women who mentioned a 'big penis' - I think they're overrated, bruised cervix one time too many:()

Sorry for my little rant earlier folks, I read the first page of this thread and just seen red! Needed to get something off my chest and forgot to take my placebo this morning.

My turn-on's in women include the ability to swallow whole carrots without chewing and being able to handle a rifle.

My turn-off's in women include pointing out the obvious to people who are just ranting on a public forum.

Turd Ferguson

Kiera wrote: »

She has to be a dickhead?

She has to have a dick on her head.

Kiera

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

She has to have a dick on her head.

On? So yeah i'm right?

Or did you mean in?

Turd Ferguson

On, like an hermaphrodite/unicorn cross breed.

Darkbloom

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Sorry for my little rant earlier folks, I read the first page of this thread and just seen red! Needed to get something off my chest and forgot to take my placebo this morning.

My turn-on's in women include the ability to swallow whole carrots without chewing and being able to handle a rifle.

My turn-off's in women include pointing out the obvious to people who are just ranting on a public forum.

Now I can die happy.:D

lovemypinkhat

I'm a gal, so turn-ons in a guy

-ability to make me laugh
-likes being stupid and weird but not so weird that it's like 'oh look at me I'm so weird so I'm cool' (if that makes sense hehe)
-jeans, cool tshirts and nice shoes
-nice shoes (it's quite important to me lol)
-not too skinny, not too muscular...just right
-a romantic

(^^basically my OH )

turn-offs
-typical "hot" fellas...yeah probably nice to look at but they're usually the pricky ones (imo)
-tracksuits
-a guy who's too into himself and thinks he's the bee's knees
-bad boys
-etc...? Can't think of any more

Stheno

Gal here too.

Turn ons:

1. Makes me laugh
2. Doesn't try to impress me
3. Can hold a decent conversation
4. Secure in himself
5. Sexually confident

Turn offs:

1. Poor personal hygiene
2. Bad dress sense
3. Overly needy
4. Condescending
5. Unemployed

RonMexico

Turn Offs with the Wimminz:

Being Irish.

Turn Ons with the Wimminz:

Can't speak English and is slow to learn languages.

MIN2511

nouggatti wrote: »

Gal here too.

Turn ons:

1. Makes me laugh
2. Doesn't try to impress me
3. Can hold a decent conversation
4. Secure in himself
5. Sexually confident

Turn offs:

1. Poor personal hygiene
2. Bad dress sense
3. Overly needy
4. Condescending
5. Unemployed

What about if he's unemployed due to the recession?

Oswald Osbourne

I'm male, in a female I find....

Turn Off
Black
Muslim
Smoker
Drinker
American

Turn On
White
Ambition
Independent
Voluptuous
Swedish

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

I'm male, in a female I find....

Turn Off
Black
Muslim
Smoker
Drinker
American

Turn On
White
Ambition
Independent
Voluptuous
Swedish

Racist?

Oswald Osbourne

Leonardo Curved Volt wrote: »

Racist?

Why? Because I find white women attractive and I find black women unattractive? It's just fact sir.

SoWatchaWant

Leonardo Curved Volt wrote: »

Racist?

Not really, I have my racial preferences too. I happen not to be attracted to Africans- frizzy hair, etc, but I like Japanese girls particularly. It's a feeling so I can't help it.

Sexual Attraction is discrimination by nature...

InkSlinger67

RonMexico wrote: »

Turn Offs with the Wimminz:

Being Irish.

Turn Ons with the Wimminz:

Can't speak English and is slow to learn languages.

I can see why a man who named himself after "Ron Mexico" would have this sort of attitude!

For those not in the know - Ron Mexico is the name Mike Vick (convicted dog fighter and former Atlanta Falcons quarterback) gave when getting a paternity test in a famous state-side trial...kinda like a mini-OJ situation

Valmont

Bendihorse wrote: »

OP, maybe it would be helpful if posters stated their sex so save people reading through the lines

Im Female:

Offs
1:Long Hair - Unforgivable in all circumstances
2:Metrosexuals.
3:Obnoxious men with no manners or no idea what they are
4:Wasters or anyone that smokes cannabis or does any drug on a regular basis.
5:Lack of a sense of humour

Ons
1:Builders, Engineers and all forms of tradesmen (Yummy)
2:Witt, Charm and great personality (Twinkle in eye-Catches me every time)
3:Character and rural background (not a townie)
4:Rugged Appearance with a strong jaw line
5:Someone who is confident, ambitious and strong willed but has the ability to be humble and respectful where it counts.

Guess I've no hope now:P

There seems to be a contradiction between number 4&5 of your offs

Valmont

LadyJ wrote: »

Turn offs:

Guys who are saps and think that because I have pale skin and am wearing black that I am a goth/must be weird and also into heavy metal.

Turn ons:

Guys who aren't saps and who get that some people who live in Ireland don't have a tan and just because someone is wearing a black dress and has pale skin does not make them a goth/weird/into heavy metal music.

I take it you're an emo then?

flanum wrote: »

4. likes fishing/hunting/wildlife

Hahhaha good luck finding Mrs. Right there

tech77

Turn offs in women:
Affected accent.
More generally, any pretentiousness/affectedness/insecurity.
Loud, annoying, uninteresting, "in-crowd" types.
Excessive make-up etc.
Poor personal hygiene is obviously a given.
Women who think they are hotter than they are- nothing worse
(if they're hot, no problem though)

Turn ons:
Quiet confidence.
INDEPENDENCE/single-mindedness.
Open-mindedness.
Funny/interesting women.
Laid-back women.
Good bone structure/nice face/decent body.
Comfortable with their femininity.

Varkov

Turn offs

chicks who say no
Fat chicks
Feminists
ugly chicks
chix wit dix

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

Why? Because I find white women attractive and I find black women unattractive? It's just fact sir.

Fair enough, I apologise. I percieved it diferently

Valmont wrote: »

Hahhaha good luck finding Mrs. Right there

It is possible, go to the shooting forum Few women over there.

Fisherwomen, now that's a difficult catch. :P

homerun_homer

My top 5 turn offs with women;
1.nose/lip piercings/tongue studs
2.tattoos - sick of seeing clichéd japanese writing and symbols that mean nothing, especially on the lower back.
3.fake tan
4.too much make up
5.bad fashion sense