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Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    kowloon wrote: »
    Did the women not liking them cause the issues or the other way round?
    Chicken or egg?

    *sniiifff*

    Uh oh. I smell insecurity.

    Is you the chickun or the egg? .>.>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Turn-ons in a guy -

    - Intelligence and an interest in what's going on in the world
    - Average height, broad shoulders and nice manly hands!
    - Flat, country-ish (but not complete culchie!) accent
    - Really passionate about something, a hobby or his job. Not about watching sports down the pub!
    - Crooked smile
    - Sexual confidence
    - Great sense of adventure, not jaded!


    Turn-offs -
    - Bad teeth
    - Badly dressed or just an I-don't-give-a-f&*k appearance
    - Selfish
    - Excessively hairy
    - Smoker


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,458 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Abigayle wrote: »
    *sniiifff*

    Uh oh. I smell insecurity.

    Is you the chickun or the egg? .>.>

    I am both chickoon and egg, the alpha and the omega, bow before me interweb swine!
    the thinning hair that has me worried though :(.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,995 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Well I'm male so here we go:

    Offs:
    Self importance
    The need to constantly surround herself with her friends
    Women in large groups walking
    Fake tan (sorry girls but I cannot stand that, if you are pale then be happy with it)
    Tracksuits
    Contact lenses (I prefer glasses, they seem more real and stylish)
    Pop tarts and r'n'b airheads

    Ons:
    Quiet (quieter girls have been kind to me in the past)
    Intelligent and open minded
    Being comfortable with who she is
    Honesty
    Dark sense of humour, witty and a book worm
    An interest in History, Archaeology, an interest in politics and current affairs
    Independent and be able to stand out in a crowd and be herself
    Music (Metal/Rock/anything loud and proud that has meaning and you can relate to it)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    kowloon wrote: »
    I am both chickoon and egg, the alpha and the omega, bow before me interweb swine!
    the thinning hair that has me worried though :(.

    Pfft. Alright, you got all honest with me. I will let you live.

    Thinning can be teh hawt though. ;-O


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭nevaeh-2die-4


    My main turn off / turn on is :



    Turn on :

    can give good head & has the abilty to squirt


    Turn off :

    Under the age of 65


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Abigayle wrote: »

    Thinning can be teh hawt though. ;-O

    But completely bald is better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    My main turn off / turn on is :



    Turn on :

    can give good head & has the abilty to squirt


    Turn off :

    Under the age of 65

    Lmfao.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Tawny wrote: »
    (short men have issues)



    I dont like
    - short men
    I wonder why. :rolleyes:

    (zomg rolleyes)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭nevaeh-2die-4


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Lmfao.


    she would be marriage material if she has a nice hairy bum hole


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,458 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Thinning or bald, hard question. How's monk for you? Bald top with thinning sides, the choice for the man on the move.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    she would be marriage material if she has a nice hairy bum hole

    Lmfao


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,193 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    I'm a guy in no particular order.

    Turn offs:

    1) Taller than me.
    2) Smaller than me.
    3) Exact same height as me.
    4) Exact same width as me.
    5) Has deep and profund personality disorder in which she thinks she is me.

    Turn ons:

    See above.

    Lol! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    Im a guy

    Turn offs:


    lack of confidence
    ignorant
    overly sarcastic
    taller than me
    skinny girls

    Turn ons:

    down to earth
    funny
    easy to talk to
    tanned
    to quote redman "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed';)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,045 ✭✭✭Húrin


    Male heterosexual here

    turn ons

    Intelligence
    Empathy
    Confidence
    Relaxed
    Forgiveness
    Open-minded
    Curves
    Red Hair
    Leaning in close when they talk
    Playing with her hair
    Likes doing stuff outdoors


    turn offs (besides the opposites of the above)

    No Curiosity
    Naturalist worldview
    Very short hair
    Pride
    Tastelessness
    Tan (far worse if it's fake)


  • Registered Users Posts: 843 ✭✭✭PrettyInPunk


    Ludacris you mean ;)



    Im a guy

    Turn offs:


    lack of confidence
    ignorant
    overly sarcastic
    taller than me
    skinny girls

    Turn ons:

    down to earth
    funny
    easy to talk to
    tanned
    to quote redman "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed';)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭speaktofrank


    I'm a guy
    Turn on girls

    1:nice eyes
    2. long hair
    3:intelligent:
    4:can make me laugh
    5:looks after herself

    Turn offs in a girl
    1. Up her own arse
    2. short hair
    3. too much fat (a little is ok)
    4. Dublin accent
    5. has a penis


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭Thundercats Ho


    Ons
    Have watched at least 7 episodes of static.
    Eats vegetables.
    Brushes their shoulders.

    Offs
    Are not an actual woman


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    Ludacris you mean ;)

    the important thing is you agree with my point:D

    oh ye i was thinkin of dirty by chistina aguilera:P


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    turn ons
    sweetness
    beards
    kind eyes
    dark hair
    deep voice
    determined
    quietly confident

    turn offs
    baby faces
    sarcasm
    greedy
    selfishness
    fellas who fall in love/lust too easily
    blondes
    double chins


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,458 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Húrin wrote: »
    Naturalist worldview

    There has to be a story behind this. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭Crackerspray


    [/B]MALE[/B]
    Turn on's:

    Blue eyes
    Cute
    A cuddler
    Polite
    Funny

    Turn off's:
    Stuck up/D4 head
    Too easy
    Bad dresser
    Red hair
    Green eyes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭dosed


    turn offs (in a guy)

    - drug use/smoker
    - shorter than me
    - no ambition
    - bad teeth
    - talks about himself the whole time

    Turn 0ns

    - ambitious/adventorous
    - Physically fit but not obsessed with going to the gym/training
    - Kind/gentle
    - sense of humour
    - Tall


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,045 ✭✭✭Húrin


    kowloon wrote: »
    There has to be a story behind this. :pac:
    No amazing story, I just find it annoying or sad if people are not open-minded enough to accept that there is knowledge gained by means other than the scientific method, about thinks that exist beyond physics and material nature.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 91 ✭✭chrissb7


    how u doinnnn


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    I'm a girl


    On's
    Polite
    Smells good
    Funny
    Considerate
    Good at DIY(something about a man holding a hammer)

    Offs
    Arrogance
    laziness
    bad breath
    over reactions
    unclean people


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭MadelineNYC


    I am a woman:

    Turn-ons:
    -Intelligence
    -Good manners
    Strong facial features/nice profile/heavy brows
    -Witty
    -Quiet confidence

    Turn-offs:
    -Doesn't take care of his health (includes smoker/drug user/crap diet/no excercise/heavy drinker/poor oral hygeine etc)
    -Brags about past sexual conquests
    -mustaches by themselves (ok with short beard or goatee)
    -"droopy dog" eyes/round face
    -close-minded


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Good things in men:

    Smell
    Kindness
    Optimism
    Dresses well
    Caring

    Bad things:
    Smelly
    Dirty
    Hairy back
    Bad dress sense
    brags about waht a stud he is


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭AnnieB82


    I'm female:

    Turn offs:

    Arrogance
    Playboy attitude
    Snobbyness
    Being shorter than me (5'6)
    Stingy Mean types

    Turn ons:

    Geeky/Nerdy
    Kind
    Intelligence
    Long hair
    Good sense of humour


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭MaryCat!


    I'm Female

    Turn-ons
    Nice Teeth
    Nice Smell
    Not Big, but toned arms
    A nice bum
    Bit cheeky, but not rude

    Turn-Off's
    Bad breath (nothing worse)
    Dirt under their fingernails
    effeminate mannerisms
    Very showy with money
    Stills lives at home


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