Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

LittleKitty · 03-02-2009 12:34pm

Im a girl.

On's
1: stubble, facial hair in general ( like a hairy man)
2: Respectful to girls
3: Good taste in music
4: Smile
5: Laidback

Off
1: Men who constantly talk about how much sex they have had, who they are getting it off and how they would like to have sex with x, y and z.
2: Tracksuite Bottoms as day wear.
3: any man with an eoghan quigg hairdo, or this sort of thing,
http://www.hairstylesdesign.com/gallery/images/men_hairstyles_07.jpg
4: public urinating
5: Massive Ego

Sowra · 03-02-2009 1:30pm

im a straight female

turn offs:
1. long, dirty fingernails, dont care if its for playing giutar..puke!
2. stinginess
3. bad breath
4. really posh accent
5. dozy/ slow on the uptake

turn ons:
1. funny (hilarious)
2. nice eyes
3. streetwise/switched on
4. nice smell
5. longish to long,well groomed hair

mad_fish · 03-02-2009 3:50pm

I'm a guy

Turn off's:

too skinny
high opinion of themselves
heavy smoker
constantly made up
heavy drinker (comatose type drinker i mean!)

Turn on's:
nice eyes (the ones with a sparkle:))
nerdy/geeky
good sense of humour
slightly nuts
ability to put up with me:D

GiftofGab · 06-03-2009 6:47pm

Im a guy

Turn on's:

Uniqueness/genuiness
Kind/soft
Petit
Good dress sense - somebody who takes care of themselves and has style
Nice eyes

Turn off's

Does drugs
Lout/too loud
Bitchiness/mean to others
Sluts
Uneducated

Abi · 06-03-2009 6:51pm

GiftofGab wrote: »

Im a guy

Turn on's:
Uniqueness/genuiness

Kind/soft

Petit

Good dress sense - somebody who takes care of themselves and has style

Nice eyes

Turn off's
Does drugs

Lout/too loud

Bitchiness/mean to others

Sluts

Uneducated

Dammit. And I thought Id get a shot of ye.

/shuffles away sadly

GiftofGab · 06-03-2009 6:56pm

Abigayle wrote: »

Dammit. And I thought Id get a shot of ye.

/shuffles away sadly

"a shot of me" - im not a rollercoaster. They're only my top 5 turn on's/off's, i dont count anybody out of the equation

seven-iron · 06-03-2009 6:59pm

Im not tall... 5'8"/5'9", 5'10" on a good day. Im fcuked

Abi · 06-03-2009 7:08pm

GiftofGab wrote: »

"a shot of me" - im not a rollercoaster. They're only my top 5 turn on's/off's, i dont count anybody out of the equation

Gah! Yore a slut then! *points at GOTG*

Ive qualities of column A and B. But they're prescription. Promise! *flutters eye-lashes*

xoxo

Degsy · 06-03-2009 7:13pm

Abigayle wrote: »

But they're prescription

G'ah!
I was gonna ask you for skins..

GiftofGab · 06-03-2009 7:16pm

Abigayle wrote: »

Gah! Yore a slut then! *points at GOTG*

Ive qualities of column A and B. But they're prescription. Promise! *flutters eye-lashes*

xoxo

Oh well then i guess you'll have to just work really hard to get me then

Actually im not that easy, im high maintenance that needs to be wined and dined first

BTW whats GOTG???

Abi · 06-03-2009 7:22pm

GiftofGab wrote: »

Oh well then i guess you'll have to just work really hard to get me then Actually im not that easy, im high maintenance that needs to be wined and dined first

BTW whats GOTG???

Shïte all I was after was a quick rattle in the back of my hi-ace.

My mistake, yore GOG. GiftOfGab.

JohnGalt · 06-03-2009 7:38pm

Fat knacker birds
Girls who act American (Iwillkillthemall)
Pretentious dykes
Thick girls
Girls who talk too much
Girls who are too into sport
Overly quiet girls who can't stick up for themselves, but equally I hate girls who stick up for themselves too much
Frigid girls
Crazy bunny boilers
Girls who never wear skirts
Girls who don't understand the basic principles of social interaction
Girls who are overly religious or who believe in the paranormal or supernatural
PC girls
Girls who are scared of everything
Big fat whales of things who think that all guys want them despite mountains of evidence to the contrary even larger than their ****ing dinner servers
Girls who have never tried music outside popular culture, in fact any girl who is into popular culture in any way
Girls who have horrible voices
Girls who look older when they wear glasses or who look like Sarah Palin when they wear glasses
Girls who don't like to have conversations which last several hours even when they are supposed to be doing something else

MIN2511 · 06-03-2009 7:43pm

JohnGalt wrote: »

Fat knacker birds
Girls who act American (Iwillkillthemall)
Pretentious dykes
Thick girls
Girls who talk too much
Girls who are too into sport
Overly quiet girls who can't stick up for themselves, but equally I hate girls who stick up for themselves too much
Frigid girls
Crazy bunny boilers
Girls who never wear skirts
Girls who don't understand the basic principles of social interaction
Girls who are overly religious or who believe in the paranormal or supernatural
PC girls
Girls who are scared of everything
Big fat whales of things who think that all guys want them despite mountains of evidence to the contrary even larger than their ****ing dinner servers
Girls who have never tried music outside popular culture, in fact any girl who is into popular culture in any way
Girls who have horrible voices
Girls who look older when they wear glasses or who look like Sarah Palin when they wear glasses
Girls who don't like to have conversations which last several hours even when they are supposed to be doing something else

No wonder you are still single....

With a list like that, you sure as well won't be scoring anyone

JohnGalt · 06-03-2009 7:48pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

No wonder you are still single....

With a list like that, you sure as well won't be scoring anyone

Wha? Why not

Abi · 06-03-2009 7:51pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

No wonder you are still single....

With a list like that, you sure as well won't be scoring anyone

Was thinking the same. That list wipes out most gay men aswell.

Its fappage foreverz for you Mr. Galt.

GiftofGab · 06-03-2009 7:52pm

Abigayle wrote: »

Shïte all I was after was a quick rattle in the back of my hi-ace.

My mistake, yore GOG. GiftOfGab.

Haha looks like i found a no. 4 on my turn off list, your good thou - you make me wanna contradict (or should i say contra-dick) myself. Is the hi-ace worth rattling?

Kiera · 06-03-2009 7:55pm

JohnGalt wrote: »

Fat knacker birds
Girls who act American (Iwillkillthemall)
Pretentious dykes
Thick girls
Girls who talk too much
Girls who are too into sport
Overly quiet girls who can't stick up for themselves, but equally I hate girls who stick up for themselves too much
Frigid girls
Crazy bunny boilers
Girls who never wear skirts
Girls who don't understand the basic principles of social interaction
Girls who are overly religious or who believe in the paranormal or supernatural
PC girls
Girls who are scared of everything
Big fat whales of things who think that all guys want them despite mountains of evidence to the contrary even larger than their ****ing dinner servers
Girls who have never tried music outside popular culture, in fact any girl who is into popular culture in any way
Girls who have horrible voices
Girls who look older when they wear glasses or who look like Sarah Palin when they wear glasses
Girls who don't like to have conversations which last several hours even when they are supposed to be doing something else

Here you go John *passes shelf*
Get comfy darlin, you're gonna be on it for a long time!

SexyD4Lady · 06-03-2009 8:00pm

Female, last time I checked.

Physical turn-ons:

Broad shoulders
Toned phyisque. Not Mr. World type muscley or all-I-do-is-snort-cocaine-and-drink skinny
Strong jawline
Striking eyes
Facial hair. Not too much, though.
Tall. No taller than 6'3" though. Makes me look even tinier than I am!
Longish shortish hair. You know, that three inches long messy look.
Nice, pert bum.
Big manly, calloused, hard-working hands.
Big feet. Cannot be hairy or have really long toes, though.

Physical turn-offs:

Overweight.
Short.
Little hands and feet.
Shaved heads.
Unwashed, lank, long hair.
Bad clothes.
Yellow teeth.
Acne.
Bumfluff facial hair.
Beady eyes.
Big nose.

Personality turn-ons:

Intelligent and knows it but isn't hugely arrogant.
Good sense of humour.
Ambition.
Confidence.
Caring.
Romantic.
Can put up with a smoker.
Passionate about life and their interests, which should include music, art, sport.
Likes to have a good time, but not mental party animal who never sleeps.
A bit "bold" in the bedroom
Honest

Personality turn-offs:

Arrogance.
Striving to be non-conventional.
Dishonesty.
Slyness.
Infidelity.
Mental party types.
Druggies.
Howiyas.
Money-driven.
Lack of self-esteem.
Doesn't like children.
Doesn't enjoy post-coital cuddles.
Plays "hard to get"

Goodness. Never realised how choosy I am until I read over that... luckily I have someone who fits the build nicely!

MIN2511 · 06-03-2009 8:02pm

JohnGalt wrote: »

Wha? Why not

Nah, goodluck with finding a girl who doesn't do any of those.. Every girl is guilty of at least one of the turn offs

Abigayle wrote: »

Was thinking the same. That list wipes out most gay men aswell.

Its fappage foreverz for you Mr. Galt.

Lol:)

GiftofGab wrote: »

Haha looks like i found a no. 4 on my turn off list, your good thou - you make me wanna contradict (or should i say contra-dick) myself. Is the hi-ace worth rattling?

more like contra-dick :eek:

Kiera wrote: »

Here you go John *passes shelf*
Get comfy darlin, you're gonna be on it for a long time!

LMAO!!!

JohnGalt · 06-03-2009 8:02pm

Kiera wrote: »

Here you go John *passes shelf*
Get comfy darlin, you're gonna be on it for a long time!

Awwww don't hate

Why do you say that?

Kiera · 06-03-2009 8:02pm

JohnGalt wrote: »

Fat knacker birds
Girls who act American (Iwillkillthemall)
Pretentious dykes
Thick girls
Girls who talk too much
Girls who are too into sport
Overly quiet girls who can't stick up for themselves, but equally I hate girls who stick up for themselves too much
Frigid girls
Crazy bunny boilers
Girls who never wear skirts
Girls who don't understand the basic principles of social interaction
Girls who are overly religious or who believe in the paranormal or supernatural
PC girls
Girls who are scared of everything
Big fat whales of things who think that all guys want them despite mountains of evidence to the contrary even larger than their ****ing dinner servers
Girls who have never tried music outside popular culture, in fact any girl who is into popular culture in any way
Girls who have horrible voices
Girls who look older when they wear glasses or who look like Sarah Palin when they wear glasses
Girls who don't like to have conversations which last several hours even when they are supposed to be doing something else

SexyD4Lady wrote: »

Female, last time I checked.

Physical turn-ons:
Broad shoulders

Toned phyisque. Not Mr. World type muscley or all-I-do-is-snort-cocaine-and-drink skinny

Strong jawline

Striking eyes

Tall. No taller than 6'3" though. Makes me look even tinier than I am!

Longish shortish hair. You know, that three inches long messy look.

Nice, pert bum.

Big manly, calloused, hard-working hands.

Big feet. Cannot be hairy or have really long toes, though.

Physical turn-offs:
Overweight.

Short.

Little hands and feet.

Shaved heads.

Unwashed, lank, long hair.

Bad clothes.

Yellow teeth.

Acne.

Bumfluff facial hair.

Beady eyes.

Big nose.

Personality turn-ons:
Intelligent and knows it but isn't hugely arrogant.

Good sense of humour.

Ambition.

Caring.

Romantic.

Can put up with a smoker.

Passionate about life and their interests, which should include music, art, sport.

Likes to have a good time, but not mental party animal who never sleeps.

A bit "bold" in the bedroom

Honest

Personality turn-offs:
Arrogance.

Striving to be non-conventional.

Dishonesty.

Slyness.

Infidelity.

Mental party types.

Druggies.

Howiyas.

Money-driven.

Doesn't like children.

Doesn't enjoy post-coital cuddles.

Plays "hard to get"

I now pronounce you man and wife

Abi · 06-03-2009 8:02pm

GiftofGab wrote: »

Haha looks like i found a no. 4 on my turn off list, your good thou - you make me wanna contradict (or should i say contra-dick) myself. Is the hi-ace worth rattling?

I haz dat effect *eye-lashes*

aind d ven, shes good n shturdy

Kiera · 06-03-2009 8:05pm

JohnGalt wrote: »

Awwww don't hate

Why do you say that?

Seriously? You're to bloody fussy! No matter who you meet in the future she is bound to have one of those traits!
*talks too much, talks too little? WTF?

You sound like Goldilocks ffs.

JohnGalt · 06-03-2009 8:13pm

Kiera wrote: »

Seriously? You're to bloody fussy! No matter who you meet in the future she is bound to have one of those traits!
*talks too much, talks too little? WTF?

You sound like Goldilocks ffs.

Wow.....too angry. Thats you off the list
While I am at it:

Girls who smoke: Ah Jaysus get away from me
Girls who curse too much but equally girls who are scared off sprinkling occasional profanity into their discourse
Girls who think they are awesome despite the lack of any obvious reason for their holding that opinion
Girls who are overly squeamish
Girls who say oh my god all the time
Girls who don't like to admit they care
Lazy girls
Girls who give the impression that they are straight out of the bronx but are actually from a leafy suburb
Girls who appear too obviously to have been plucked from the bosom of western society

Wibbs · 06-03-2009 8:16pm

Kiera wrote: »

Here you go John *passes shelf*
Get comfy darlin, you're gonna be on it for a long time!

oooo welcome to the buuuuurn ward.:D

Jebus JohnGalt, that's an exhaustive list indeed. I particularly like this one; "Girls who appear too obviously to have been plucked from the bosom of western society "

Abi · 06-03-2009 8:24pm

Hes playing hard to get. has to be.

I know your game Mr Galt.

CreepingDeath · 06-03-2009 9:08pm

JohnGalt wrote: »

Wow.....too angry. Thats you off the list
While I am at it:

Girls who smoke: Ah Jaysus get away from me
Girls who curse too much but equally girls who are scared off sprinkling occasional profanity into their discourse
Girls who think they are awesome despite the lack of any obvious reason for their holding that opinion
Girls who are overly squeamish
Girls who say oh my god all the time
Girls who don't like to admit they care
Lazy girls
Girls who give the impression that they are straight out of the bronx but are actually from a leafy suburb
Girls who appear too obviously to have been plucked from the bosom of western society

Puts psychologist hat on: You didn't get on well with your mother did you ?

Lola92 · 06-03-2009 9:17pm

Girl here...

Turn off's in guys:

-Judge's without getting to know someone
-Narrow minded
-Into Drugs
-No sense of humour
-Stingy

Turn on's in guys:

-Funny
-Can sing/ is musical
-Eccletic Taste
-Smell Yummy
-Nice hair
-Friendly
-Self Confident

-Dirty Jokes.....

:rolleyes:

CreepingDeath · 06-03-2009 9:26pm

Guy here:

Turn offs in women

- smokers
- anyone with a starsign of Gemini
( go out with a gemini and you wake up with a different woman each morning )
- real skinny women
- bossy women
- high maintenance needy women
- gossips

Turns ons

- good sense of humour / dirty sense of humour
- big boobs
- easy to spend time with
- guys girls... likes action movies, sci fi
- intelligent / engaging

Lola92 · 06-03-2009 9:55pm

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Guy here:

Turn offs in women

- smokers
- anyone with a starsign of Gemini
( go out with a gemini and you wake up with a different woman each morning )
- real skinny women
- bossy women
- high maintenance needy women
- gossips

Turns ons

- good sense of humour / dirty sense of humour
- big boobs
- easy to spend time with
- guys girls... likes action movies, sci fi
- intelligent / engaging

hello...:P

Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

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