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Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

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    #722
    JohnGalt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭JohnGalt


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Hes playing hard to get. has to be.

    I know your game Mr Galt.

    I am playing "specific to get"

    I invented it myself


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    #723
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Lola92 wrote: »
    hello...:P

    Ah Jaysus... I'd be arrested ! :o

    Better add to my turn-ons
    - age : 26 - 32
    - birth order : eldest in family ( tend to be more psychologically sound, don't suffer from middle child syndrome, or spoilt youngest syndrome ! )


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    #724
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Clamydia


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    #725
    Lola92
    Registered Users Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Lola92


    haha...arrested could be fun:D...


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    #726
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Little Shyte wrote: »
    Clamydia

    Is that a turn on, turn off or a Morocan seafood dish ?


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    #727
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Turn on plus it goes nicely with breakfast conversation


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    #728
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Little Shyte wrote: »
    Clamydia

    Turn on or off? You've to be careful, alot of the doorty girls cover up the warts with their foundation. Might come in handy yourself if you've a woman in the house...


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    #729
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    JohnGalt wrote: »
    I am playing "Too specific to get any"

    I invented it myself

    FYP. Everyone has faults, flaws and habits. Man or woman.

    And if you think there is any woman that meets your needs, then you've been brain-washed with animated Disney movies.

    Just throwin it out there John :)


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    #730
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Turn on or off? You've to be careful, alot of the doorty girls cover up the warts with their foundation. Might come in handy yourself if you've a woman in the house...
    Thanks man. Nice to know for future reference


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    #731
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Abigayle wrote: »
    And if you think there is any woman that meets your needs, then you've been brain-washed with animated Disney movies.

    Yeah Disney is well off-the-mark, snow white can't satisfy 7 dwarves.


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    #732
    JohnGalt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭JohnGalt


    Abigayle wrote: »
    FYP. Everyone has faults, flaws and habits. Man or woman.

    And if you think there is any woman that meets your needs, then you've been brain-washed with animated Disney movies.

    Just throwin it out there John :)

    I am just a wee bit fussy. My faith in girlzzz is such that I know I will someday encounter this individual, and I will snap her up


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    #733
    Ollchailin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭Ollchailin


    Girl here!

    Turn-ons in men:
    1. Curly hair
    2. Stubble
    3. Caring attitude
    4. Gets on well with his mother but isn't a Mammy's boy
    5. Good strong arms (but not like a body builder, yeuck!)
    6. Good sense of humour.
    7. Takes the lead in making decisions
    8. Has a passion in life (sport/music/reading etc)
    9. Dependable
    10. Affectionate (in the right situation obviously, not like in front of my parents or anything!)

    Turn-offs in men:
    1. Bad hygiene/odour
    2. Being too much of a man's man/too macho
    3. Selfishness
    4. Long hair
    5. Too skinny
    6. Too serious all the time
    7. Laziness
    8. Doesn't take anything seriously
    9. Never pays his lady compliments
    10. Lets his friends down regularly.


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    #734
    Ollchailin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭Ollchailin


    Oops, just realised was only to do a top 5... sorry! :D


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    #735
    Michellenman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    I'm a woman.

    Ons:
    1.Availbility. Surprisingly this is not always a given.
    2.Shaggy hair styles
    3.Genuinely interested in what you have to say.
    4.Dry wit.
    5.Won't be put off when I drink pints of Fosters cause it's €3 in the SU.

    Offs:
    1.Clingyness (contant texting, calling, getting annoyed when I go out alone)
    2.Acne or greasy skin/hair.
    3.Mucky fingernails.
    4.When they're skinnier than me.
    5.One dimensional ie. only talks about music/films/college/drinking.


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    #736
    Twee.
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭Twee.


    I'm female, so in a male:

    Turn ons:
    Tall
    Creative, especially musically
    Polite
    Listener
    Good hair
    Dependable
    Likes a pint in the pub, not just going to clubs

    Turn Offs:
    Overly critical, not being constructive with criticism
    Doesn't enjoy food
    Short
    "Normal" men
    Try hards
    Pushy/sleazy


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    #737
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    JohnGalt wrote: »
    I am just a wee bit fussy. My faith in girlzzz is such that I know I will someday encounter this individual, and I will snap her up

    Whats to stop someone else thats wrong for her getting there first? Cant put all your eggs in one basket John. And thats not advice to be loose. Its a fight for happiness survival kit. Mistakes need to be made order to know what you need. :)
    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    Yeah Disney is well off-the-mark, snow white can't satisfy 7 dwarves.

    Dont start me. Im already slapped with a boardsie ASBO :(


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    #738
    GiftofGab
    Registered Users Posts: 2,388 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    I reckon what a girl says and whats shes actually attracted to can be completely different.


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    #739
    sunshine007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭sunshine007


    All woman here!!!

    Turn offs:

    1 unprevoked Dutch Ovens
    2 Unprevoked pissing of bed your sleeping in
    3 Unprevoked drunken 'you dont love me anymore' situations
    4 Unprevoked stealing money out of your purse
    5 Unprevoked sober 'you dont love me anymore' situations

    Turn ons:

    1 Dinner made when ya come home from work
    2 Not Drunk in front of your friends
    3 Bath run for you and glass of wine unexpectedly followed by serious passion
    4 immagination in the bedroom
    5 Batman costume if not already batman!!!
    6 More Seriously, being yourself, and how you feel about a girl


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    #740
    candlegrease
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭candlegrease


    Unprovoked spelling mistakes.


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    #741
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    candlegrease wrote: »
    Unprovoked spelling mistakes.
    rotfl


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    #742
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    candlegrease wrote: »
    Unprovoked spelling mistakes.

    Turn on? You're in there sunshine!


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    #743
    Kirnsy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭Kirnsy


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    Yeah Disney is well off-the-mark, snow white can't satisfy 7 dwarves.


    statistically six out of the seven dwarves werent Happy.


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    #744
    seven-iron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 451 ✭✭seven-iron


    hello. im a man. (26), excuse me, im not speak english well. these is a good website. im from the middle east (cairo), here are my top 5 for women!

    turn offs@

    bad posture
    bad conversationist
    doesnt like coffee. ( i like coffee yes)
    always look at the mirror (haha you know whatever i mean)
    doesnt like to release the endorphines
    smoking

    turns on:
    blonde hair i think at the moment!!
    grisl who like the fishing, because i like fishing. very fun
    sunshine (ireland is so cold) !
    very nice legs!! (with tan.!
    lovely smile
    girls who igniore me because i work in kebabish on camden street
    nice skins


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    #745
    Barbieliveshere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 233 ✭✭Barbieliveshere


    Im a girl so..

    Turn ons...
    Collarbones (yum)
    Sense of humour
    Cheeky smile
    Good taste in music
    Intelligent
    Always smells good


    turn offs..
    Arrogant
    Cocky
    Bad teeth
    Liars
    Guys who are hot and cold..

    :D


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    #746
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    seven-iron wrote: »
    hello. im a man. (26), excuse me, im not speak english well. these is a good website. im from the middle east (cairo), here are my top 5 for women!

    Jaysus - your English was a lot better a few weeks back there Ian.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055461002


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    #747
    eZe^
    Registered Users Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    - anyone with a starsign of Gemini
    ( go out with a gemini and you wake up with a different woman each morning

    Oh rofl, what horse sh*t. Next time somebody asks you your starsign, lie, and see if they go "omg that's so weird, you really seemed like *whatever your real start sign is* to me". I bet it won't happen, you know why? Because you can't know anything about somebody's personality from the position of stars in the sky...


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    #748
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    eZe^ wrote: »
    Oh rofl, what horse sh*t. Next time somebody asks you your starsign, lie, and see if they go "omg that's so weird, you really seemed like *whatever your real start sign is* to me". I bet it won't happen, you know why? Because you can't know anything about somebody's personality from the position of stars in the sky...

    Better still insist that you don't know even know what your starsign is. It really pisses off people who are into that sh*te.


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    #749
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,221 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    seven-iron wrote: »

    turns on:
    blonde hair i think at the moment!!
    grisl who like the fishing, because i like fishing. very fun
    sunshine (ireland is so cold) !
    very nice legs!! (with tan.!
    lovely smile
    girls who igniore me because i work in kebabish on camden street
    nice skins
    Hi, I'm seven-iron, and I'm looking for a girl capable of nuclear fusion...

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #750
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    ok... here goes....

    For those of you who dont know me, i am female:

    Turn ons
    1. Nice Smile
    2. Confident but not Cocky
    3. Wiked sense of humour! Not too serious or takes me too seriously
    4. Kind and Warm
    5. Decent taste in music and film usually catches my attention somewhat :)

    Turn offs
    1. Seriously Arrogant
    2. Smokers
    3. Bad Teeth
    4. Moaners


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