Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

Lockstep

Offs:
neurosis
discplinarians
dumbness (occasional blonde moment is very endearing but not all the time)
obesity
tits like space hoppers


Ons:
sparkly eyes
intelligence
thongs(provided she's not obese)....ah come on, we all have our shallow points.
kindness
long hair (not a fan of short hair)

misslt

Roundtower2 wrote: »

you need a scientist

Not for this kind of experimenting

AckwelFoley

oh.. i forgot..

A big turn on for me is women with short hair.. esp middle aged women ie.. in 40's with Grey hair!..

Bit odd i know.. but i know one woman in her mid 40's and she is awesome with short grey hair..

I think its a sign of dignity and self confidence that attracts me perhaps

Mr.S

Mr.S wrote: »

but you said most suits. Thats a lot of jobs..

Well really it is only Accountants that would send me sprinting.
I just don't find suits appealing because they have a tendancy to be slimey. Recruitment consultants, sales, politicians, arselicking management types etc.
It wouldn't take more than a pair of blue eyes for me to get over that.

But there was a survey a couple of years back that revealed that most Irish women are attracted to tradesmen.

zootroid

Moonbaby wrote: »

Well really it is only Accountants that would send me sprinting.
I just don't find suits appealing because they have a tendancy to be slimey. Recruitment consultants, sales, politicians, arselicking management types etc.
It wouldn't take more than a pair of blue eyes for me to get over that.

But there was a survey a couple of years back that revealed that most Irish women are attracted to tradesmen.

Whats wrong with accountants?

flanum

was only messing before!

offs.

1. money/career driven

2. too tall (im shortish)

3. too serious

4. racist/right leanings.


ons.

1. red hair

2. humour

3. not obsessed by hygiene (i dont mind if she occasionally doesnt shower / shave legs etc... in fact i like a bit of girl smell)

4. likes fishing/hunting/wildlife

5. enjoys a drink

bangersandmash

Overheal wrote: »

Offs
1:Penis.
2:Self-Important bigots
3:Smokers
4:Lesbians
5:Bisexuals

Ons
1:Vagina.
2:Mind Readers, aka. masters of the obvious
3:Cute attitude
4:Nerdiness
5:Curves

what about the ones with vaginas, who want a menage-a-tróis? (with other vagina owners)
.

Niamho! wrote: »

1. Sleaze-ball men. i just hate Sleaze. theres no need.(loads in my job)

a/s/l/occupation?!?!?!?!

homerjay2005

women

turn offs -

smoking
loopy earrings
curly hair
big ass
being loud

turn ons

long straight hair
nice tight ass in miss sixty jeans!
high heels
showing a bit of ass in low cut jeans
nice tits that are in proportion with the rest of their body:D

MooseJam

lesbians

sam34

am female

turn offs:
smoking
drug use
body piercings/tattoos
arrogance
big/fancy car (=poser, imo)

turn ons:
brown eyes
nice smile
older than me
strong forearms
taller than me

witnessmenow

watsgone wrote: »

Offs:
1. Smokers.
2. I hate the whispering thing(should be kept for when we are alone only).
3. Overconfident/ obnoxious
4. Always comparing himself money wise to others.
5. Stinky or too scruffy.
6. Noisey eater.
7. Players.
8. Racist.
9. takes drugs
10. Bad skin/teeth.


Ons
1. Eyes.
2. Strong jawline.
3. Funny.
4. Intelligent.
5. A gentleman.
6. Will fight for a relationship.
7. Confident.
8. Affectionate.
9. Protective.
10. Family guy.



Any one fit the bill?

My buddy Peter Griffin comes to mind, he might be married though

Raspberry

buckfast4me wrote: »

Hey baby :cool:

Hi.

Raspberry wrote: »

Turn Offs in a guy.
2.Arrogance
3.Nerdy

Cokehead Mother

That was harsh and unneccessary. :eek:

Parsley

watsgone wrote: »

Offs:
1. Smokers.
2. I hate the whispering thing(should be kept for when we are alone only).
3. Overconfident/ obnoxious
4. Always comparing himself money wise to others.
5. Stinky or too scruffy.
6. Noisey eater.
7. Players.
8. Racist.
9. takes drugs
10. Bad skin/teeth.


Ons
1. Eyes.
2. Strong jawline.
3. Funny.
4. Intelligent.
5. A gentleman.
6. Will fight for a relationship.
7. Confident.
8. Affectionate.
9. Protective.
10. Family guy.



Any one fit the bill?

Nope, nobody.

Bunnywabbit*

Turn On's in guys

-Long Hair
-Can make me laugh
-Intelligence
-Open Minded
-Fun
-Protective
-Big Arms
-Cute Smile
-Likes music
-Likes ''adventerous'' sex...

Turn Off's
-Bad teeth
-Bad BO
-Lack of compassion
-''Fla'' boy
-Lads who are mean to their moms
-Noisy eaters

Parsley

Bunnywabbit* wrote: »

Turn On's in guys

-Long Hair
-Can make me laugh
-Intelligence
-Open Minded
-Fun
-Protective
-Big Arms
-Cute Smile
-Likes music
-Likes ''adventerous'' sex...

Turn Off's
-Bad teeth
-Bad BO
-Lack of compassion
-''Fla'' boy
-Lads who are mean to their moms
-Noisy eaters

Oooh I fit that one!

Bunnywabbit*

:cool: Hey hotstuff....

FlutterinBantam

Ons

Big arse.. like an apple sliced in half

hairy unkept box


Offs

Slack arse with no contour, droopy cheeks


bald box.

Parsley

Bunnywabbit* wrote: »

:cool: Hey hotstuff....

Oh me oh my. If only i didn't loathe people that write in silly colours!

Bunnywabbit*

Parsley wrote: »

Oh me oh my. If only i didn't loathe people that write in silly colours!

Better?

Cokehead Mother

Bunnywabbit* wrote: »

Better?

God now. Write in pink please.

Parsley

Bunnywabbit* wrote: »

Better?

Much!

eamon234

Male here:

Turn Ons:
Smile
Intelligence
Back of the neck
Likes decent music
Looks good without makeup
Sense of humour
Pale skin
Cleavage
If she wears glasses, nice stylish ones not Deirdre Barlow ones!

Turn Offs:
Too much makeup
Fake tan
Blonde women who wear really pale lipstick - ladies that looks f*cking ridiculous!
Stilettos
Tag hags / Fashion victims / Posh Spice wannabes you know the type.
Gold diggaz!
Those stupid furry boots
Skinny Jeans

humbert

Turn ons:

As smart or smarter than me.
Strong minded.
Open minded.
Smaller than me, in a curvy petite sort of way, preferably.
A bit soppy/girly
A dry/black sense of humour.

Turn offs:

Thick
Sensitive(In the "OMG you told a joke about a mentally impaired person, you're a million times worse than Hitler" sense of the word)
Larger than me(can still be attractive, just not my type)
Overly pragmatic. Sensible, probably will work out well for the person, just find it a bit boring.

Xhristy

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Allison91

turn offs:
1.skinny guys..lol
2.smokers
3.complete idiots
4.arrogant guys
5.guys shorter then me

turn ons:
1.guys with long hair
2.smart guys
3.funny guys
4.guys with beer belly's
5.likes same music as me

gogo

eamon234 wrote: »

Male here:

Turn Ons:

Back of the neck

Gheisa girls used to cover their entire faces with white make up and leave a small portion of the back of their necks make up free as it was considered hughly erotic to men.
There's a piece of useless information for you.

Bunnywabbit, possible the only thing worse than coloured writing, is the name bunnywabbit. a definate turn off I would think. are you twelve?
Does baby speak turn people off? it drives me mad, in girls and boys.

Pen1987

Im male with long-ish hair, just below my eyebrow-to-the-side ringe fringe length. Long? Image is part of my job so I cant pick the length most of the time [shi*e] its straightened too

Turn ons:

Eyes that contrast with hair colour. Blue/green eyes and black hair or blonde hair and brown eyes

Straight teeth

Classy as opposed to stylish dress sense, pencil skirts are a big yes

Intelligence

The ability to see an opposing side of an argument

being affectionitte without being overbrearing

Can make me laugh

Physically fit

Doesnt drink beer

will come on a night out and interact with your friends even if shes the only girl

protective of you around other women i.e. comes over if a woman chats you up in a bar

Likes to just sit and chill and NOT speak for long periods

Turn offs

Out-of-shape

Thinks shes absoulutely stunning, even if she is

Falseness

Bitchiness

Unambitious

Sluttish

Obsessive

Doesnt "get" your sense of humour

Is shy and hides her body during sex

Wont talk openly or up-front about her feelings/relations

Keeps many secrets

Doesnt respect secrets



Yeah Im specific... for good reason though!

GhostInTheRuins

Allison91 wrote: »

turn offs:
1.skinny guys..lol
2.smokers
3.complete idiots
4.arrogant guys
5.guys shorter then me

turn ons:
1.guys with long hair
2.smart guys
3.funny guys
4.guys with beer belly's
5.likes same music as me

I'm a (potential) match for all five of your turn ons. Does the fact that I'm (potentially) also a match of 2 of your turn offs disqualify me?

;);)

Creature

I'm too tired to think of ten and format it in an eye catching list like the posters before me.


Long dark hair, glasses and pale skin are good. Being shallow and obsessive, short hair and being fat/obese are bad.