Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

Allison91

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

I'm a (potential) match for all five of your turn ons. Does the fact that I'm (potentially) also a match of 2 of your turn offs disqualify me?

;);)

depends which ones..

Kold

Bloke

Turn ons
Smart as hell
An extreme sense of humour
Comfortable in herself (Attention whores piss me off)
I generally go for quite slender girls
Open mindedness

Turn offs
Fake tan
Self absorption
Obsession with appearance
Being manipulative
Lack of real interests (Looking at celeb's cellulite isn't a real interest)

Midna

turn offs

1. eating with an open mouth
2. prejudice
3. conceited
4. bad teeth
5. dirty fingernails


turn ons

1. intelligence
2. broad shoulders
3. 5 O'clock shadow
4. humour
5. nerdiness

bangersandmash

on a girl:

• deadly serious here but side burns on girls are class! you know when they have that kinda wispy hair coming down like slightly longer than average dude sideburns.
• short girls that are not that thin but not fat. like sort of chubby but not in a nasty way more cuddly and cute with dimples and rosy cheeks
• emo-looking girls - self explanatory except not the whole look at me i'm so kooky and random attention seeking ugly bitch emo girls
• warm brown eyes that remind me of galaxy minstrels
• girls that are shit hot but can behave like a lad sometimes i.e. having the craic and fart jokes
• pervy girls that make innuendos and grab at my crotch and squeeze my buns
• knackery girls that somehow don't look rough i.e. if there is a girl who is actually a cracker but kinda skangery that just does it for me
• i actually think d4s are hot esp. the quiff

oh ****! i'm a weirdo

witnessmenow

male here:

Turn ons
the light

Tun offs
the light



now its dark....

buckfast4me

Turn offs:

1) doesnt do E
2) doesnt do speed
3) doesnt do acid
4) doesnt do hash
5) doesnt do coke
6) doesnt drink

Turn ons:

1) good sense of humour
2) attractive physique
3) educated & intelligent
4) non-cigarette smoker

flanum

bangersandmash wrote: »

on a girl:

• deadly serious here but side burns on girls are class! you know when they have that kinda wispy hair coming down like slightly longer than average dude sideburns.
• girls that are shit hot but can behave like a lad sometimes i.e. having the craic and fart jokes
• knackery girls that somehow don't look rough i.e. if there is a girl who is actually a cracker but kinda skangery that just does it for me
  

oh ****! i'm a weirdo

+1

flanum

actually, no insult or anything intended here, just honesty, but i would LOVE to have a craic at a traveller lass.

Kold

buckfast4me wrote: »

Turn offs:

1) doesnt do E
2) doesnt do speed
3) doesnt do acid
4) doesnt do hash
5) doesnt do coke
6) doesnt drink

Turn ons:

1) good sense of humour
2) attractive physique
3) educated & intelligent
4) non-cigarette smoker

Surely you gotta allow the odd fag when she's buzzing? Or do you want her raping your smoke?

DonalN

Offs:

No-pulse

Ons:

Pulse

St Bill

I'm hearing ye, dead people lack a certain je ne sais pas.....:)

Balmed Out

As a male
Turn ons
1 girl who's physically fit and pretty.
2 girl who actually has lots of personality, not so common.
3 Girl who has interests and hobbies.
4 Girl whos intelligent and doesnt hide it.
5 A sense of style. Dont mind whether its classy dresses, indie rock look etc but i like them to have a look.


Turn off's
1 Girl whos a tit, laughing at everything, loud, always agreeing with me etc
2 Lives for soap operas etc.
3 Girl who looks perfect, strange but i like girls to have some charachter in their looks rather then perfection. no to angelina jolie yes to wiona ryder.
4 Doing one thing while saying another. i like honesty
5 Very moody. agggggghhh hate it

Ciaran500

snyper wrote: »

3. An arse like a chisel

Errr, pics?

Cokehead Mother

bangersandmash wrote: »

on a girl:

• deadly serious here but side burns on girls are class! you know when they have that kinda wispy hair coming down like slightly longer than average dude sideburns

Winona Ryder in Girl, Interrupted - hell yeah

Naikon

Turn ons: easygoing, intelligence, not stuck up.

Turn offs: actively religious(i.e the type that can't accept that I don't follow religion), sorry but I can't deal with this:(

Balmed Out

Naikon wrote: »

Turn ons: easygoing, intelligence, not stuck up.

Turn offs: actively religious(i.e the type that can't accept that I don't follow religion), sorry but I can't deal with this:(

depends on the religion to be fair, some of them religions with lots of wives seem fairly cool.

eamon234

gogo wrote: »

Gheisa girls used to cover their entire faces with white make up and leave a small portion of the back of their necks make up free as it was considered hughly erotic to men.
There's a piece of useless information for you.

Rrrargh!:)

flanum

Ciaran500 wrote: »

Errr, pics?

"im looking to find a chisel..."

Naikon

Balmed Out wrote: »

depends on the religion to be fair, some of them religions with lots of wives seem fairly cool.

: p

Cianos

Pen1987 wrote: »

Im male with long-ish hair, just below my eyebrow-to-the-side ringe fringe length. Long? Image is part of my job so I cant pick the length most of the time [shi*e] its straightened too

Turn ons:

Eyes that contrast with hair colour. Blue/green eyes and black hair or blonde hair and brown eyes

Straight teeth

Classy as opposed to stylish dress sense, pencil skirts are a big yes

Intelligence

The ability to see an opposing side of an argument

being affectionitte without being overbrearing

Can make me laugh

Physically fit

Doesnt drink beer

will come on a night out and interact with your friends even if shes the only girl

protective of you around other women i.e. comes over if a woman chats you up in a bar

Likes to just sit and chill and NOT speak for long periods

Turn offs

Out-of-shape

Thinks shes absoulutely stunning, even if she is

Falseness

Bitchiness

Unambitious

Sluttish

Obsessive

Doesnt "get" your sense of humour

Is shy and hides her body during sex

Wont talk openly or up-front about her feelings/relations

Keeps many secrets

Doesnt respect secrets



Yeah Im specific... for good reason though!

We have very similar tastes my friend:)

Edit, I've no problem with a girl drinking beer though!

Pj!

I'm male.

Turn-offs:
1. Bitchy girls
2. Obsession with appearance
3. Lives for soap operas
4. Un-intelligent girls
5. Smokers


Turn-ons: (this is easier to think of)
1. Nice eyes
2. Nice smile
3. Quietish person (with a wild side hidden away)
4. Good sense of humour
5. Reasonably fit


Suitable applicants may contact via pm with the word 'Hi'.

remus808

buckfast4me wrote: »

Turn offs:

1) doesnt do E
2) doesnt do speed
3) doesnt do acid
4) doesnt do hash
5) doesnt do coke
6) doesnt drink

Turn ons:
3) educated & intelligent

Contradiction in terms, tbh.

Nightwish

Top turn offs in guys

*Obsessed with sport
*Lack of personal hygiene
*No sense of humour
*Do drugs
*Obsessed with job

Turn ons
*Sense of humour (not toilet humour)
*Good taste in music
*Affectionate
*Intelligence with a good knowledge of politics and current affairs
*Someone who's idea of a date is a metal gig

Terry

Quality wrote: »

Turn Ons
1 Tall
2 Dark
3 Handsome
4 Loaded
5 Only has eyes for me..




Turn Offs.
1 Infidelity
2 Laziness
3 Red hair
4 Skinny lads
5 Mean fellas

Shallow.

LadyJ wrote: »

Turn offs:

Guys who are saps and think that because I have pale skin and am wearing black that I am a goth/must be weird and also into heavy metal.

Turn ons:

Guys who aren't saps and who get that some people who live in Ireland don't have a tan and just because someone is wearing a black dress and has pale skin does not make them a goth/weird/into heavy metal music.

Not shallow.

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

Wow you have really low standards.

Hot.

Not really.
She seems to have quite good taste if you ask me.

buckfast4me wrote: »

Turn offs:

1) doesnt do E
2) doesnt do speed
3) doesnt do acid
4) doesnt do hash
5) doesnt do coke
6) doesnt drink

Turn ons:

1) good sense of humour
2) attractive physique
3) educated & intelligent
4) non-cigarette smoker

Best of luck with that relationship and the complete skank that you end up with.

Nightwish wrote: »

Top turn offs in guys

*Obsessed with sport
*Lack of personal hygiene
*No sense of humour
*Do drugs
*Obsessed with job

Turn ons
*Sense of humour (not toilet humour)
*Good taste in music
*Affectionate
*Intelligence with a good knowledge of politics and current affairs
*Someone who's idea of a date is a metal gig

I can rage against the machine with the best of them, my darling.

[standard AH reply: off]

• Not Polish
• Irish
• Not fat
• Not skinny
• Skanger
• Not a virgin

[/standard AH reply: off]

[standard AH reply: on]

1. Polish
2. Not Irish
3. Not fat
4. Not skinny
5. Willing to break the law, but still not a skanger
6. Looks like Hollywood's flavour of the month

[/standard AH reply: on]

Personally; as long as she's not mordibly obese and is intelligent, I'm happy.

Acid_Violet

I'm female, like men, here's me list:

Turn offs

• Shallowness
• Bitchiness (guys are a lot more harsh than girls when it comes to bitchiness from my experience)
• Gets pissed every single weekend
• Overt laddishness (overt being the key-word)
• Very, very unappealing physically
• Bad personal hygeine

Turn ons

• Tall and big broad shoulders which practically stop him walking through doors
• Empathy (I don't get why guys object so much to women wanting 'sensitive' men, I don't know any girls who expect their partners to be like counsellors, just not to be emotionally retarded!)
• Very very intelligent
• Similar interests to me (music, singing, sport, amongst other things)
• Very very very very witty

Acid_Violet

Terry wrote: »

I can rage against the machine with the best of them, my darling.

They're not quite metal love....

Volvoboy

I've a flute/ hetro;


Turn ons;

1. Sense of humor (dosent have to be a good one)
2. Appreciates all types of music
3. Drives
4. Has ambitions
5. Be independant
6. Tattos, piercings
7. Resonable set of knockers
8. Be part psyco
9. Dosent need alcohol to have a dance and generlly have the craic
10. Smoker - I KNOW!
11. Gets sarcasim

Turn offs;

1. Uses the words ''Like'' or ''Oh my god'', more than twice in a conversation
2. Dosent know anything about politics
3. Uses drugs
4. Drinks to excess where she cant stand
5. A dry shyte

-VB-

Terry

Acid_Violet wrote: »

They're not quite metal love....

Read the post I quoted again and then read my reply again.

upmeath

I'm male

Offs

• Girls who text constantly
• Girls who know they're attractive
• Daddy's girls i.e. Daddy's car, Daddy's credit card, not just D4 girls
• Strong Munster accents, particularly from South Tipp/Limerick City I'm finding lately, I don't know why but neither is ringing well on my ear!
• Conservatives
• Loud girls
• Oompa loompas, girls who would probably look better with no makeup but think they have to cake themselves in the stuff.
• TONGUE PIERCINGS

Ons

• Good musical taste
• Older than me
• Northern accents
• Passionate about music, film, photography, etc. Arty I suppose!
• Pixie-features. Cute girls.
• Quiet enough but easy to talk to and get along with.
• Discreet, tasteful tattoos/piercings (but NOT tongue piercings)
• Smile
• Sense of humour
• Eyes

Nightwish

Terry wrote: »

Read the post I quoted again and then read my reply again.

w00t, I got it first time round. Even at 1:45 am.