Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

spiritcrusher

I'm a male (long haired too, nice to see a few pro-long hairs out there!)

In a female:

Turn ons:
Modesty,
Good kisser
Intelligence (air heads drive me insane, need to be able to hold a proper conversation)
Humour (possibly with a dark edge)
Attractive (an interesting pair of eyes and a nice nose seem to be the first things I notice)
Good fun/willingness to do new things and a bit of a wild streak
Maybe a small bit eccentric
Tall I suppose but it's not vital (makes things easier though when you're 6+ ft)
Shyness (but not extreme shyness, the cute shyness)
Romance
Passion

Turn offs:
Girls that have the muffin look,
Girls that ALWAYS end up a mess and getting sick on a night out (that's not to say don't go out for a nice session every now and again),
Prostitute-esque clothes i.e. clothes that could be underwear, have some dignity...please,
Stupidly LOUD!
Chain smoker,
Hippies (I may have long hair but I'm not goddamn hippy),
No ambition/drive,
Being booooring,
No sexual enthusiasm

Eric Cartman

Offs (in female)
1: Phone Calls
2: Women that cost money
3: Women always fishing for compliments (thin women saying "im fat... etc...")
4: Fake Tan, Uggs, Face Piercings (metal mole's) , abercrombie, baseball caps, big sunglasses
5: Virgins (too hard to deal with) or women with kids (even worse)

Ons
1:No-Strings Sex
2:Makes me a sandwich
3:Laughing at terrible jokes (anything from jew jokes to maddie mccanne)
4:Thin with decent tits
5:accepting of my shovanistic male-centric ways (a slap on the ass followed by "make me a sandwich")

Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman wrote: »

Offs (in female)

3: Women always fishing for compliments (thin women saying "im fat... etc...")

I don't think that is fishing for compliments.
Poor self esteem can mean that some women have a skewed perspective of themselves and their physical appearance.
Often these people will deflect compliments by putting themselves down.

Kold

Moonbaby wrote: »

I don't think that is fishing for compliments.
Poor self esteem can mean that some women have a skewed perspective of themselves and their physical appearance.
Often these people will deflect compliments by putting themselves down.

Poor self-esteem is a turn off, just under high self-esteem.

Ginny

Turn offs:
Ignorant.
Drug user.
No Sense of Humour.
Stupidity.
Spending more time on their looks then I do on mine.
Not interested in sports.
No motivation, be it personally or professionally.
Mammy's boys.
Possessiveness.
Clinginess.

Turn ons:
Intelligence.
Good sense of humour.
Honesty.
Laidback.
Confidence, that confidence that doesn't need to be shown, so more self assured, comfortable in their own skin.
Passionate.
Affectionate but not clingy (see turn offs)
Tall.


But then again you can't always quantify what attracts you to a particular person.

Wibbs

Me male ugh.

Turnoffs
Needy
overly emotional
Game players
Neurotic
small eyes


Turnons
Funny
Stylish
Kind
Intelligence
Adventurous
Tight ass and small waist

sullivk

Turm ons/offs in men...

Turn ons:
Sense of humour
Intelligence
Confidence (although not in an "i love myself" way)
Has goals in life
Romantic (but not soppy)
Tall
Brown/black hair
Nice smile
Wears a suit/snickers trousers/uniform (as in fireman, not schoolboys!)
Stubble


Turn offs:
Long hair
Too skinny
Too muscular (i like an inbetweeny!)
Clingy
Possessive
Really hairy chest/back
Moobs (man boobs)
Blonde hair

:rolleyes: I dont ask for much!

MIN2511

Me = female and in no particular order
Turn on
• Tall, dark, blue eyes, nice arse
• Intelligent
• Athletic, sporty(Soccer, Rugby) maybe support Man Utd
• Ambitious
• GSOH
• Cocky yet nice
• Good dresser(can do casual and smart where applicable)
• Not necessarily romantic but makes an effort
• Honesty
• Confidence
• A bit wild, naughty and always up for trying new stuff


Turn offs
• Liars, cheats
• Long hair, hairy men(chest, back)
• Un kept nails, hair, stubble, don’t like dirty men
• Smoker
• Mammy’s boys
• Stingy men
• Metrosexuals…. I hate competing for the mirror
• Clingy guys, jealousy(it’s healthy but no OTT)
• Rude men

With a list like mine, no wonder am single….
Goes back to re evaluate list

Bunnywabbit*

spiritcrusher wrote: »

I'm a male (long haired too, nice to see a few pro-long hairs out there!)

In a female:

Turn ons:
Modesty,
Good kisser
Intelligence (air heads drive me insane, need to be able to hold a proper conversation)
Humour (possibly with a dark edge)
Attractive (an interesting pair of eyes and a nice nose seem to be the first things I notice)
Good fun/willingness to do new things and a bit of a wild streak
Maybe a small bit eccentric
Tall I suppose but it's not vital (makes things easier though when you're 6+ ft)
Shyness (but not extreme shyness, the cute shyness)
Romance
Passion

Turn offs:
Girls that have the muffin look,
Girls that ALWAYS end up a mess and getting sick on a night out (that's not to say don't go out for a nice session every now and again),
Prostitute-esque clothes i.e. clothes that could be underwear, have some dignity...please,
Stupidly LOUD!
Chain smoker,
Hippies (I may have long hair but I'm not goddamn hippy),
No ambition/drive,
Being booooring,
No sexual enthusiasm

Your just perfect

flanum

flanum wrote: »

actually, no insult or anything intended here, just honesty, but i would LOVE to have a craic at a traveller lass.

see:

All travellers!

Kold

flanum wrote: »

see:

All travellers!

And apart from the bottom left they all have that 'inbred' look about em.

SprostonGreen

I'm male

Turn ons:

Biggish arse
Black hair
Tan
Dresses sexy
Dresses casual
Good taste in music
Interested in whats going on in the world
Brains
Beauty
Sexually adventurous
Interested in fitness, takes care of herself

Turnoffs

Poor femine hygene
Wearing GAA jerseys
Up her own hole
Soap addict
Gets slaughtered all the time
Cries a lot
Wont let you see her naked, even during sex
Textual harrassment
Puts way too much emphasis on career
Lack of wit
Subjugating controlling freaks

MrsRoundy

In men
Offs: 1. Bad teeth
2. Skinny
3. White socks with bad shoes
4. Posers
5. Not knowing when they have had enough drink.
6. greasy hair
7. Neglected Skin.

Ons: 1. Makes you laugh
2. Strong arms
3. Plays with your hair
4. Clean shaven and well groomed
5. Can Sing or play an instrument

I am surprised that so many men like "big eyes" and I'm curious as to what makes a woman unhygenic.

Volvoboy

Moonbaby wrote: »

I'm curious as to what makes a woman unhygenic.

A dirty skip



-VB-

TPD

Volvoboy wrote: »

A dirty skip



-VB-

Ah, funny.

Piste

I'm a girl.

Turn ons
1)Thoughtfullness
2)A sexy smile, especially if it's a little cheeky. Oh my.
3)Musical (can sing or play an instrument like Mrs. Roundy said)
4)Strong arms and a nice upper body. Strong arms are very sexy.
5)Clear skin (I dont think I could ever score a guy with acne)

Turn offs
1)Very long hair ESPECIALLY if it's grasy, matted or in dreads, but then if it's perfectly straight and smooth and ilky it looks girly, so no.
2)Body Odour- ew.
3)Bad breath- ew.
4)Loudness/being attention seekers. I find that so irritating.
5)Being really really jocky. Jocks are very hot in general, but when they really overdo it it's so annoying.

RoyalMarine

Susannahmia wrote: »

Pics? If its floppy (yeah yeah In your endo!) I find it a turn off but yours doesn't sound like that.

not floppy at all

erm.... pics.... hmmm....

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1143/dscf0117bq6.jpg

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2680/dscf0119si9.jpg

usually a lot neater... kinda a rush job

misslt wrote: »

Noo, I like that

good stuff so

Toots

I'm female

Turn ons:
Long Hair
Nice smile
Kind
Sweet
Funny
Genuine and honest and faithful
Romantic but not overly soppy
Strong upper body (then wander around the house wearing snickers and no top)

Turn Offs:
Smelly/bad personal hygiene
Stuck up
Lazy
Inconsiderate
Overly opinionated
Boring

flanum

i cant understand this thing women hav about snickers. im a maintenance spark, i wear overalls and climb over machines all day long repairing them. most lads i know that own snickers never wash them, theyr usually minging. i at least get new overalls whenever mine are totally fecked(usually every 2 days.

Gillybean72

Im Female so...

Turn OFFS
1) Bad breath
2) Lazy
3) Thinks they always right
4) Poor Hygiene
5) Smoking


Turn ONS
1) Good kisser
2) Nice butt
3) Adventurous in bed
4) Affectionate
5) Spontanteous

indieJones

in ladies...

Turn Offs:
1) Being boring. Seems like a large proportion can't feel passionate about anything beyond celebrity gossip, shoes and bags.
2) The whole fake tan, ugg boots, oversize sunglasses, abercrombie etc. thing. You'd think after school they'd stop wearing a uniform.
3) Smoking
4) Insecurity/Neediness
5) Posh girls. Hate the accent, hate the attitude.

Turn Ons:
1) Interesting. Have a hobby, play an instrument or a sport, be interested in culture. Anything!
2) Look after yourself. Healthy diet and a toned body is much better than make up.
3) Narrow minded. Some one whos willing to go to strange places and try different things.
4) Can take a joke, can make a joke.
5) Genuine people. I hate mind games and having to read people. Just act the way you feel.

Petey2006

Turn-offs:

1. Selfishness
2. Bad hygiene (seriously, there's no excuse for this)
3. Self-absorbsion
4. Prudishness
5. Too much make-up

Turn-ons

1. Intelligence
2. Confidence
3. Big, beautiful eyes
4. Nerdiness
5. Unconventional beauty

p~b

This is what i lookfor in a girl !!!!!

Turn Ons:
1. Happy and smiling
2. Easygoing
3. Normal cute looking girl (no model)
4. Playful and a little bit crazy
5. Affectionate


Turn Offs:
1. Bossy
2. Takes life to serious
3. Makes big issues out of nothing
4. Not trusting me
5. Not listening to me

togster

I am a male

Turn on's

blond hair
blue eyes
nice smile
nice boobeez
nice ass
high maintenance
a little bit bossy
funny
kind
out going

Turn off's

Too much hair on her body
crooked teeth
shy
annoyingly intelligent
bendy legs
crap in bed
spits in your ear

FunkZ

I'm a guy.

Turn Ons.

Nice smile
Eyes
Glasses
Lovely arse and rack
Physically fit
Great personality

Turn Offs.

Overweight, a bit is grand though
Ugg boots
Too much make up
Bad hygiene
Hardcore drug taking, obviously!

Drummo

I'm a guy

Turn Ons

• Long hair
• Physically fit
• Tattoos (decent tattoos, not sh1tty "fashionable" ones on wrists, small of back etc)
• Heels
• Independance! Independance! Independance!

Turn Offs

• Fat
• Skinny
• Ugly
• Doesn't like racist jokes
• Doesn't like Xbox
• Doesn't like tattoos/piercings

ShooterSF

Hmm....
Im a guy so...

Turn On's
Being able to take as well as give some stick
Sexually Adventurous
Easy Going
Dimples when they smile
Long legs (which tends to make them taller than me!:D)

Turn Offs
Short Hair (Sorry no, it does make you look like a guy)
Smoking
Women who get extremely plastered EVERYTIME they're out
Strong catholic beliefs (you know what I mean )
Women who think Im rude for not acting like a walking ATM machine.

http://www.officiallybetterthanwork.com

azezil

I find it amusing that so many guys / gals are specifying their own sex but not which sex they're attracted to! *grin*

My top 5 turn offs and ons for a potential male partner:

Offs:
Poor hygiene
Unemployed / waister
A regular drug user, drug use at all is a bit of a turn off
To quiet / shy
Fat

Ons:
Adventurous and outgoing
Chatty
Emotionally aware, both of themselves and those around them (caring)
Finds sarcasm amusing
Physically fit (but not to fit, I don't want to be made to look like a fat bastid ;P)

Balmed Out

Couple of people have highlighted how annoying it is that so many girls dont have any real interests and hobbies outside of celebrity gossip and soap operas. Cant stand that its really annoying.