Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

PullMyFinger! · 10-03-2008 5:38pm

togster wrote: »

Turn off's

Too much hair on her body

She shouldnt have any hair except the ones on her head

flynnser19 · 10-03-2008 5:42pm

im a woman so in my men
ons:
5. good hair and teeth
4. goodlooking
3. good dress sense
2. good personality
1. funny person

offs:
5. bad dress sense
4. bad breath/teeth
3. ugly
2. bad hair
1. big headed, snobby, just bad personality in general!!

i dont ask for much really

:D

MIN2511 · 10-03-2008 5:42pm

PullMyFinger! wrote: »

She shouldnt have any hair except the ones on her head

Same goes to the men, if we have to wax so do ye....

PullMyFinger! · 10-03-2008 5:48pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

Same goes to the men, if we have to wax so do ye....

Hairless men?! I didnt think girls went for schoolboys

The Hoff says No!

AARRRGH · 10-03-2008 5:51pm

I'm male.

Turn offs:

1. Complains about X, Y, Z but does nothing about it
2. Thick
3. Watches TV programmes like "Friends"
4. Boring
5. Aggressive
6. Smelly vagina
7. Unable to self-reflect

Turn ons:

1. Wild streak
2. Mentally challenging
3. Glasses
4. Has the same sort of look as Patricia Arquette in True Romance (not sure of the name for that look.)
5. Educated
6. Open minded
7. Liberal

PullMyFinger! · 10-03-2008 5:57pm

dublindude wrote: »

4. Has the same sort of look as Patricia Arquette in True Romance (not sure of the name for that look.)

"Lesbien"?

AARRRGH · 10-03-2008 5:58pm

I think it's more kind of psycho billy or something like that.

30txsbzmcu2k9w · 10-03-2008 5:59pm

im a guy

TURN OFFS

1) Agree with alot of what is been said here- There are A LOT of ladydrones with no interest in anything except watching friends and living for the weekend so they can go out with their 'girlies' and dance to horrible r&b. Big big turnoff.

2) full of themselves

3) feminists.

4) women who frequent coppers/flanneries

5) Clean freaks

TURN ONS

1) Indie chicks

2) brown eyes

3) cute face

4) politically incorrect/ up for a laugh

5) petite with nice curves

Nalz · 10-03-2008 6:00pm

im a man

pet hates

1) being a meme - me me me me me
2) moles, ugghhhh moles
3) being 5f 8/9, im scared of tall women
4) lies
5) telly tubby wubby chubbys

PullMyFinger! · 10-03-2008 6:41pm

dublindude wrote: »

I think it's more kind of psycho billy or something like that.

ok we'll let you away with that

St Bill · 10-03-2008 7:36pm

Me woman.
Me want man (although I'd like him to fulfill the following criteria)

1. Be kind
2. Should be able to laugh at stupid things, including himself ; p
3. Realise that money isn't the be all and end all, 'cos it ain't
4. Doesn't need to get rat-arsed to enjoy himself
5. Has confidence in himself
6. Nice shoulders and arms

Turn-offs
1. Bad manners
2. Selfishness
3. Smells bad
4. Which reminds me, smokers
5. Thinks money will get him everywhere and gets ticked off when it doesn't
6. Which reminds me, lack of confidence in himself

Chunky Monkey · 10-03-2008 7:58pm

In guys...

Turn ons
-Silly sense of humour
-Don't mind chubby as long as he's not hugely insecure about it
-Lots of energy
-Adventurous
-Kind hearted
-Doesn't talk all the time
-Doesn't mind if I don't always text/call back (I don't like phones)
-Nerdy

Turn offs
-Hayden Christensen
-Regular cannabis users (it's the lack of energy more than anything)
-Clingyness
-Guys who like to belittle others to make themselves feel better
-Beards (they can look cool but I don't like hair in my mouth)

MIN2511 · 10-03-2008 8:03pm

PullMyFinger! wrote: »

Hairless men?! I didnt think girls went for schoolboys

The Hoff says No!

Hell no!!! I would freak out, he probably has a hairy back as well...
Not looking for a school boy and definitely not looking for HAIRY MONSTERS:D

Marksie · 10-03-2008 9:50pm

Me Male

Turn ons:

Longhair

Big eyes (again)

Intelligent

Sense of Humour

Sexually aware/ energetically open (or at least willing to learn)

Turn offs:

Excessively loud (i.e. full volume 24/7)

Close mindedness

Too much make-up

Too much Bling

Not willing to listen

Arrogance (as opposed to confidence)

St Bill · 10-03-2008 10:44pm

Marksie wrote: »

Sexually aware/ energetically open (or at least willing to learn)

Are you offering lessons?

And on a side note....Sting, is that you?

Acid_Violet · 10-03-2008 10:55pm

Rivka Rancid Zenith wrote: »

im a guy

TURN OFFS

3) feminists.

What do you define as feminist?

Chunky Monkey · 11-03-2008 1:24am

Women who think they deserve more rights than men? That's how I picture it anyway. Personally would like to see equal rights for both sexes. But anyway, sorry for the diversion

invincibleirish · 11-03-2008 4:16am

Woah i never realised so many women had drug taking as a turn off, but girls spliffs are fun!

orestes · 11-03-2008 4:48am

I'd just love to know how many people are sending pm's about because of this thread

Xavi6 · 11-03-2008 4:54am

orestes wrote: »

I'd just love to know how many people are sending pm's about because of this thread

Check your inbox

Nerin · 11-03-2008 5:16am

Xavi6 wrote: »

Check your inbox

aww.beaten to it lol

:pac:

Turn ons
Individual
Smart
Gothyness- i love gothy type ladies,although its not limited to just gothy girls
Open minded
A little bit eccentric

turn offs
bad hygiene
ignorant
arrogant
selfish
no sense of humor

MIN2511 · 11-03-2008 8:18am

orestes wrote: »

I'd just love to know how many people are sending pm's about because of this thread

Hehehe.... still waiting but then i my list is long

Got one though....

LadyJ · 11-03-2008 10:20am

Chunky Monkey wrote: »

Women who think they deserve more rights than men?

Can I add another turn off? Men who throw around words like "feminism" without actually having a clue what they're talking about.

Marksie · 11-03-2008 11:53am

St Bill wrote: »

Are you offering lessons?

And on a side note....Sting, is that you?

No i am not that gob****e Sting.

. Its irritating that you hear everyoine say..ahh tantra... sting lol.

Totally different focus.

Marksie · 11-03-2008 12:15pm

St Bill wrote: »

Are you offering lessons?

I will have to check my appointments book so PM, i may have some gaps in august.

Though you may be lucky with a cancellation, or perhaps don't mind doubling up?

Acid_Violet · 11-03-2008 12:21pm

LadyJ wrote: »

Can I add another turn off? Men who throw around words like "feminism" without actually having a clue what they're talking about.

Nicely done Lady J.

Drummo · 11-03-2008 12:40pm

LadyJ wrote: »

Can I add another turn off? Men who throw around words like "feminism" without actually having a clue what they're talking about.

Acid_Violet wrote: »

Nicely done Lady J.

....and they're off!!!

30txsbzmcu2k9w · 11-03-2008 1:01pm

Acid_Violet wrote: »

What do you define as feminist?

My definition of feminism? Girls with a complex about their sex.

It's the kind of bird that gets angry when you open a door for them i try to stay way from. i got serious hairdry treatment before by a female flatmate before when i told i'd take the bins out coz it wasn't a ladies job
Call me old fashioned but with those type of girls its like stepping on eggshells all the time--no thanks.

unreggd · 11-03-2008 1:01pm

Sorry, had to post this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7ZrBCY9ipI

AARRRGH · 11-03-2008 1:19pm

Rivka Rancid Zenith wrote: »

My definition of feminism? Girls with a complex about their sex.

It's the kind of bird that gets angry when you open a door for them i try to stay way from. i got serious hairdry treatment before by a female flatmate before when i told i'd take the bins out coz it wasn't a ladies job
Call me old fashioned but with those type of girls its like stepping on eggshells all the time--no thanks.

They're not feminists; they're unstable, depressed morons.

Feminists recognise men and women are different, but want equality where there should be equality (like in the workplace.)

Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

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