Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

Terry

I see.
I'd imagine that would come from eating ass.

funloving

Terry wrote: »

I see.
I'd imagine that would come from eating ass.

or maybe talking sh1t....

fuzzywiggle

Quality wrote: »

Turn Ons
1 Tall
2 Dark
3 Handsome
4 Loaded
5 Only has eyes for me..




Turn Offs.
1 Infidelity
2 Laziness
3 Red hair
4 Skinny lads
5 Mean fellas

I second this. Good taste, good taste!

Sgt Hartman

TEDDYBEAR90 wrote: »

Here are my criteria for men:

Offs

• Guys who buy you presents for no reason
• Cokeheads or guys who smoke hash/general wasters
• unhygienic -i.e the- I - couldn't -be- bothered- to- wash-look
• Pretentious materialistic guys
• controlling guys who wont let you see your friends

Ons

• Well groomed unstubbly look
• guys who are interested in other things than drinking the whole time or getting high
• good listener, takes a genuine interest in you and lets you have some space for your friends
• Funny
• Nice teeth

Your turn-ons describe me to a tee (hint hint!):D

Here's my turn-ons/turn-offs

ONS

• Long black hair, cute brown eyes, a warm smile and nice white teeth.
• Curvy with nice big hips and a good meaty arse (a good arse beats big breasts any day for me).
• Good personal hygene and keeps herself well.
• Intelligent and open-minded. Willing to understand both sides of an argument rather than fire insults at the side she doesn't agree with.
• Easy-going, good fun, friendly, bubbly with a great sense of humor.

People might think I'm shallow because of my first two points. Good looks are great but to be honest I find that having a good, friendly personality is much more important.

OFFS

• High-maintenence sh!theads who know that they're good-looking and are up their own hole as a result.
• Selfish materialists.
• A deep crow's voice or a shrill seagull's voice.
• Girls who put on stupid false accents.
• Ice Queens/Drama Queens.
• Overly-sensitive airheads e.g ones where you always have to watch your "ps and qs". Say the wrong thing and she'll think you're the second coming of Hitler.
• Scumbags, slobs and skangers.
• And finally, smoking-the biggest turn-off in the world.

Sully

Very interesting to see the amount of dislike towards smokers, yet the country is full of them

Female..
Turn On:-
1) Nice clothes.
2) Good personality
3) Nice smile
4) Friendly
5) Good laugh

Turn Off:-
1) Smokers.
2) Certain piercings (mainly by the lip)
3) Over weight
4) American (the voice makes me want to scream!)
5) Tracksuits (the nacker ones)

Obvious the general rules apply, but the above is my main pointers.

PullMyFinger!

Orizio wrote: »

I'm male.

Turn Off's[/B]

Janus faced

Eh?

useful_contacts

Im bi so ill have to put both

TURN OFFS (men)

1.Bad Teeth/ Breath
2.When they wear more jewellery than me
3.Smoking
4.Cant Hold their Drink
5.Mummys Boy who hates any kind of sport
6.Boring in bed


TURN OFFS(women)

1.Vanity
2.Smoking
3.Hairy Muff
4.Bad Teeth/Breath
5.Squeaky Voice(Ya know the 1 girls put on the "Oh my God! one)
6.Boring in bed

TURN ONS (men)

1.Long Hair
2.Tattoos.
3.Sense of Humour
4.Good dress sense
5.Likes Sport
6.Likes adventerous sex

TURN ONS (women)

1. Tattoos
2. Nice Rack(ha ha)
3. Likes Sport
4. Someone who doesnt talk about their problems all the time
5. Good Dancer
6. Likes adventerous sex

buckieburd

buckfast4me wrote: »

Offs:
1) girls who are intolerant of drug use (especially hash), and think because its illegal it is dangerous - the same types who drink 10 double vodkas at the weekend and think thats alright. Well I have news for yas - its none of your f**kin business! and if you dont like that you can Geeeeeettttout.

Ons:
1) girls who are tolerant of drug use, and join in the fun (not many of them on this thread)

thats it really.. :eek:

Your my soul mate.....

thelordofcheese

Orizio wrote: »

Turn Off's
Janus faced

PullMyFinger! wrote: »

Eh?

I imagine he means two faced, what with Janus being a roman god usually depicted as having two faces looking in the opposite directions.

Or he could just be mental.

useful_contacts

thelordofcheese wrote: »

I imagine he means two faced, what with Janus being a roman god usually depicted as having two faces looking in the opposite directions.

Or he could just be mental.

lol thought it said jaundice
face lol

Acid_Violet

thelordofcheese wrote: »

I imagine he means two faced, what with Janus being a roman god usually depicted as having two faces looking in the opposite directions.

Or he could just be mental.

I thought he meant Janice from friends.......

Mr.Plough

male

ons

Good looking

offs

Ugly

GrumPy

I'm Male

Turn off's women

All about pleasing themselves
poor hygiene
idiotic
untrustworthy
deceitful

Turn on's

good sense of humour
easy to talk to
intelligent
kinky
pretty with good eyes and nose is important too

Anti

Obviosly im a bloke...

Offs,

1. Badly packed kebab. ( bulldog eating mayo )
2. Hairy bush
3. Poor Hygiene
4. Weird nipples that point in fucked up directions
5. Drinkers in kielyes ( that place near the stadium )
6. Women who try to be posher then what they are
7. low sex drives
8. Ass to mouth ( its never okay to do it, ever ! )
9. Bad dress sence.
10. A sheep ( follows the crowd )

Ons

1. good sence of humor
2. A nicely packed kebab
3. Eyes
4. dosent mind me playing wow
5. Curves
6. Gives good head
7. Can think for herself and make her own decissions.
8. Ambitious
9. Hasn't got her head up her hole about drug usage ( obviously not heroin or meth )
10. Brunette

PullMyFinger!

Anti wrote: »

Obviosly im a bloke...

Offs,

1. Badly packed kebab. ( bulldog eating mayo )

:eek:

I havent heard it put that way before :pac:


lol!

timeshoes

In women

ONs

1. not a girl not yet a women

2. Nice smelly bum

3. not afraid to poke herself

4. not pushed about me beatin off

OFFs

1. smelly mouth

2. sharp teeth

3. over opinionated

4. boreing

5. weird teeth generally ugly

CallMeMiss

Turn on's:

• Makes me laugh
• Little bit cheeky
• Nice body.. broad shoulders, well built ... yummy
• A little bit of stubble can be hot!
• Quite confidence

Turn me off:

• BAD TEETH
• Skinny guys
• Wasters ... all talk and no action
• Cocky guys that have a way to high opinion of themselves!
• Bad hygiene ... euwwwww

mondeo

I'm a guy,

Turn off's

1> Liers! I hate them
2> Excuse makers all your life
3> Best friends with your ex boyfriend....Nooooooo thankyou
4> Gets drunk every weekend
5> Has too many guy friends ( makes things complicated especially if she
is really good looking, you know what I mean )
6> Bi Sexuals, eh yes she will cheat on you lad I promise you!
7> Unfaithful, cocky, immature, arragant and too argumentive.
8> Moody, she loves you one minute, hates you the next.

Turn ons

1> Great smile
2> quiet
3> Honest
4> Black hair and dark skin
5> poetic
6> Clumbsy in a funny kinda way
7> Always there when you need them
8> Hygenic

Are you American Mondeo?

grahamjudge

im a guy and the whole d4 look is a major turn on in my opinion

qz

Are you a 'D4 guy' grahamjudge.

grahamjudge

nope from the northside

qz

Lock up the silver

grahamjudge

haha

Riddle101

I'm a guy

Turn Offs
(1)Older Women
(2)Bad Hygiene
(3)Too fat
(4)Bossy
(5)Stuck Up or Scangers

Turn Ons
(1)Nice Pretty Face
(2)Personality which can match up to my own
(3)Watches her figure
(4)A nice smile
(5)Humourous and nice

gearoidc

Please wtf, does "arse like a chisel" mean???

Need help on the whole "bulldog eating mayo" business also.

Chunky Monkey

Flat and hard? I dunno that's what I thought a chisel looks like...

PullMyFinger!

gearoidc wrote: »

Need help on the whole "bulldog eating mayo" business also.

Im laughing again at it. What an image when compared to the bodypart its been, er, compared to

Canis Lupus

Turn on:

Must be alive

Turn off:

Dead.... Takes too long to warm the body up nevermind the hassle of finding a big enough oven.

PullMyFinger!

Forgot one:

Turn Off

Needs a team of friends to evaluate her reletionship and boyfriend on a weekly and sometimes daily basis.





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