Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

dlofnep

A nice smile from a girl could win me over everytime. But it has to be a genuine smile, with soft eyes to boot. You know the type.

PullMyFinger!

dlofnep wrote: »

A nice smile from a girl could win me over everytime. But it has to be a genuine smile, with soft eyes to boot. You know the type.

If the eyes are the window to the soul whats the vagina?

allabouteve

Don't really have much of a shopping list of requirements, don't care if a guy is bald, wears spec's, has a hairy back etc. as long as the following apply.....

Offs~
Poor hygiene, aversion to reading, gruesome feet, problem with tall women, mean spirited or unnessarily tight with money.

Ons~
Nice smile, likes science, reads, a 'ahem' generous lover, geeky/nerdy, likes to spoon......

CuLT

PullMyFinger! wrote: »

If the eyes are the window to the soul whats the vagina?

The window to an accidental lifelong commitment.

:pac:

Edit:

I'm a guy

Ons:
Bit of a nerd
Great smile
Confident
Shortish
Wicked sense of humour

Offs:
Overweight
Smoker
Self identifies as a drug user
Takes womens lib into the realm of male oppression!
Too wacky/zany
Predatory

an_dorchadas

I'm female

Turn-ons:
A good bit of hair (preferably darker)
Piercings/tattoos (ooh lovely)
A bit grungy - but good hygiene
Friendly
Easy going
Interesting

Turn offs:
Bad hygiene/bad breath
The preppy, 'suit' types
Sleazy
Stupid
Ignorant/racist
Liars or sneaky types

af_thefragile

Thought i'll add my bit to this
I'm a dude
and what i look for in a gal:

Basically its a checklist of Looks, Personality and Attitude.
A girl needs to pass in all 3 aspects to be eligible. =]

ON's:
- Into music. Preferably in a band or something. That'll drive straight home!
- Pretty, cute (don't care bout hot)
- Looks after herself physically (though not too physical and diet conscious. I like girls who don't think before eating chocolates and all).
- Emotionally stable (had a bad experience with an insecure, emotionally unstable girl... said never again!)
- Into extreme sports and adventurous lifestyle (likes to travel to cool places)
- Doesn't drink or somke
- Caring and approachable/accessable even if its the middle of the night.
- Nice eyes and nose. Alternate chick (not mainstream).

Off's:
- Ugly (c'mon i'm being honest!)
- Bitchy, snobby, manupilating, lying (thats an instant no no!)
- Orange D4 type (won't mind a bit of preppyness but not orange)
- Dumb, Stupid, ignorant (has no clue bout world issues and stuff)
- Too tall (i'm sorta short )
- Not adventurous, boring, can't keep up with my spontanious (and extreme) personality and adventuruos lifestyle.
- Party girls who go out and get smashed every other night.
- mainstream girls who just follow the crowd.

Yeah, thats quite it.
No wonder why i have an incredibly hard time finding the right girl!!
and why i'm single.....:(

PullMyFinger!

CuLT wrote: »

The window to an accidental lifelong commitment.

:pac:

StormWarrior

I'm female.

Offs:
Machismo. I HATE macho men! It is such an unattractive quality.
Smokers.
bad personal hygiene.
totally unchivalrous.
blokes who won't take no for an answer!
bald heads - urgh!


Ons:
A pretty face with a masculine muscular body.
Smells nice.
Chivalrous.
Not up his own arse.
Doesn't try and talk me into doing things that I have told him I don't want to do.

Saskia

StormWarrior wrote: »

bald heads - urgh!

I love them! They are an indication of a hot virile love machine! Grrrr

stink_fist

Main turn off - Can't have a conversation that doesn't involve a tv show, bebo, an actor, sports or drink!

StormWarrior

I love athletic, handsome men who are willing to wear tight leather and makeup and do gay things with other men and let me watch or better yet join in. Yes please!

I hate macho men because it makes me think they are insecure about their masculinity.

StormWarrior

Saskia wrote: »

I love them! They are an indication of a hot virile love machine! Grrrr

I get enough eggs at breakfast time. And it is not flattering, I like men with pretty faces and pretty hair.

<-Ste->

Turn on
Nice curvy body
Intelligent
A bit of a wild side
Thongs
Smaller than me
Girls who drink pints of beer

Turn off
D4 type
Big flappy fanny
smokers
No sense of humour
Fake tan

Beanmachine

Biggest turn off ever woman who cycle bikes.

BeatNikDub

Im a laaady

On's
Into music and films and quirky stuff
Sense of humour - GOT to be funny
Not too much of a mangler, all up for a bit of fun and getting mashed but not going overboard
Good with kids - makes me weak at the knees
Easy going

Off's
Arrogant
Bit too into their looks
Extremely sporty
Being into hard house or country music would be a problem too
Still living at home

IvaBigWun

BeatNikDub wrote: »

Being into hard house or country music would be a problem too

From one extreme to another eh? :pac:

IvaBigWun

Moonbaby wrote: »

5: Accountants and most all other suits.

Why?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

My technical title according to male friends is "boy with tits and vadge"

turn ons
1. Nice flat tummy, visible hip bones, I've something of a fetish :cool:
2. Funny
3. Hippyish/surferish/indie-kid in appearance
4. Good hugger
5. Piercings

turn offs
1. clingyness/jealousy/over-protectiveness
2. overweight
3. townie/scumbag/metal-head in appearance
4 takes themselves seriously
5. noisy eating

Captain Darling

I'm a male.

Ons:

Yore ma.


Offs:

Not yore ma.

Thank you for asking.

Pepe LeFrits

Turn offs:

1. “You’re bored…”
2. “You’re distant…”
3. “You don’t like me…”
4. “You aren’t into this…”
5. “You’re pissed off with me…”

I’ve been hearing variants on this theme from a number of wimmins lately, and it drives me f**king bananas. Don’t tell me what I’m feeling, woman! Instant mood killer.

gaeilgegrinds

I'm female.

Ons- Tall,
Motivated,
Funny,
Athletic,
Sensitive,
Solvent,
Suits

Offs-Smokers,
Dirty finger-nails,
Rude,
Inability to hold a conversation,
Overweight or unfit.

Duggy747

Hmm......*taps chin*

Turn ons:

A pulse
Nice figure
A bit of pisazz /quirkiness with their fashion (not too wild though and definitely no hippy style)
Funny with a nice slice of dark humour.
Intelligent
Gotta love movies
Likes to go out on the piss but not in a "off me face, boy-eee!"
Have to have at least 1 cute feature (eyes, nose, etc)

Turn offs:

Hippies with stupid ideals ("Can't we just get rid of cars and replace them with public transport?" Bleuuuurrgh!)
Come out with silly things like "smokers are jokers, drugs are bad, Bush, corporate America, I listen to Rage Against The Machine so I MUST be against the system.....yeah!!......fvck you I won't do what you tell me, fvck you I won't....."
Jump-on-the-band-wagon mentality ("But it's all the rage now")
Daft Galwegian humour (Y'know, quotes Monty Python or Family Guy every 2 minutes)
Rancid lookin'
Wouldn't know what a good movie is even if they starred in it.
And, most importantly, they don't get on their knees and start bowing when I enter the room.

Wazdakka

Duggy747 wrote: »

And, most importantly, they Must get on their knees when I enter the room.

Fyp.

taidghbaby

Major turn off: transsexuals who get lesbians pregnant everywhere now!!!!

MIN2511

taidghbaby wrote: »

Major turn off: transsexuals who get lesbians pregnant everywhere now!!!!

very funny.... I haven't noticed any

IvaBigWun

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Why?

I have lived with some and consequently socialised with dozens of accountants.
99.9% rub me up the wrong way. It is the focus on penny pinching, to the point where you lose common decency and courtesy.



I don't find suits attractive, but I wouldn't really about turn. If I came across a good one.

gcgirl

Infononymous wrote: »

I'm a male.

Ons:

Yore ma.
Offs:

Not yore ma.
Thank you for asking.

Should be Yore Da

ShaneU

Turn-ons

Friendly
Funny
Intelligent
Easy to talk to
And black tights with a skirt


Turn-offs

Bitchiness/Jealousy of other women.
Excessive Fake Tan/ Make-up
Girls who are texting 24/7.
Feminists
Annoying over-the-top high-pitched laughs.
And girls that drink pints of lager *shudder*

MissHoneyBun

Bendihorse wrote: »

No offence meant lads, just an opinion, no reflection on who you are as a person or anything. Im sure there are plenty of girls that like it and its relatively uncommon so happy days for you

Looks like im out of bounds with everyone so far too because i smoke.

Umm slightly off topic but talk about double standards...
The very wan there putting people who smoke cannabis in the same breath as "wasters" is a smoker herself :eek:
Sure, there are differences between smoking tobacco and cannabis cigarettes but the surely the concept is similar.

Cuddlesworth

Moonbaby wrote: »

I have lived with some and consequently socialised with dozens of accountants.
99.9% rub me up the wrong way. It is the focus on penny pinching, to the point where you lose common decency and courtesy.



I don't find suits attractive, but I wouldn't really about turn. If I came across a good one.

Odd, I work with about 2000 of them and I could say that about 3 I have met. I think you have just met a tightwad rather then a normal accountant.