Chelsea

jackdaw

Absolute shít of the highest order .. absolute shít ...

Grant ... piss off you are shít not a cup manager ...

BARNSLEY !!! BARNSLEY !!! ??????

and we are supposed to be challenging for the CL !!

please ....

as soon as Barnsley scored I just left .. knew it would finish 1-0 ...

I can't understand how shít Chelsea are these days...

maybe me watching the matches has something to do with it,
everytime i watch a game, they lose or draw .. and when i miss a game they seem to play really well and win ..

.. in the 2004/2005 season i only saw them play live once ...
at the Man City stadium .
This year from Barcelona i have seen the united game, arsenal game,
carling cup final, todays joke, the 0-0 home draw to Liverpool ,
i think the only game i saw them win was at home to spurs ..

. I rest my case .. I have jinxed Chelsea .. i apologise to other Chelsea fans ..
and will ignore all the CL games this season .. so maybe they will win it then ..
So my predictions :
Prem League : Man United (hopefully - if there is justice - they deserve it way more then Ars)
FA cup - Who cares ?
CL - Liverpool (another FARCE like 2005 )

eZe^

So how goes supporting your new club Espanyol? Hahahahah.

An Citeog

That was quick!

I think we should have a "jackdaw rant" thread!:p

Don't worry anyway, your adopted team are 1-0 up.

jackdaw

quite good actually , they are leading 1-0 at madrid, but they are only doing Barça a favour ....so not so good ..

eirebhoy

You're a worried man.

Threads Started By: jackdaw ;

Steve Staunton to manage Chelsea
Terry ???
Mourinho leaving ?
Chelsea .. no money !!???
Chelsea fans how do you feel ??
Roman Abromovich
what do you seriously think will become of CHELSEA..
last nail in the coffin for Chelsea..
An open email to the Chelsea podcast
Avram Grant to be found out..

cson

Out of curiosity, what age are you? I'm betting;

<12yrs: 5/1
12-14yrs: 5/2
14-16yrs: 5/4
16-18yrs 9/4
18yrs+: 20/1

jackdaw

another thing , how am i going to handle if Barça draw Chelsea

you don't know what its like to be in this fúcking city when Barca play your team ...
book a flight home me thinks for the london leg, try to get tickets for the nou camp leg,

but wait .. **** ill only jinx them then ..

Melion

Hilarious as always, you just love to see glory boys ending up like this

jackdaw

I'm 30 !!!!

XD !!!

I know it sounds stupid, but it really seems like i fúcking jinx them

I rarely see them play well .. and then when i miss a match they play well and win easy... like i missed the 4-0 win at west ham and the 3-0 win at stamford bridge ..

StickyMcGinty

its 1-1 in the espanyol game now jackdaw, wanna pick a different team to support?? quick you could prob edit your original post now. :rolleyes:\

your "prediction" was that liverpool are going to win the champions league, eh, they were also beaten by Barnsley AT HOME a month ago.

Im_No_Superman

Could you do me a favour and watch the Arsenal game tomorrow and see if you could jink them too!

cson

jackdaw wrote: »

I'm 30 !!!!

You can't bet yourself you know. You can't seriously be over 18 let alone 30. And if you are... :eek:

eZe^

jackdaw wrote: »

3-0 win in Greece..

They won 3-0 at the Bridge, it was 0-0 in Greece right?

jackdaw

Melion wrote: »

Hilarious as always, you just love to see glory boys ending up like this

hey!
Im no glory hunter , i was a chelsea supporter since 1997 , my brother got me into them , before that i didn't really like football , just played a lot of tennis ...

eirebhoy

cson wrote: »

You can't bet yourself you know. You can't seriously be over 18 let alone 30. And if you are... :eek:

I'm just trying to imagine a 30 year old posting "I'm 30 !!!!" in reply to your post. I'm picturing Robin Williams in Jack.

jackdaw

eZe^ wrote: »

They won 3-0 at the Bridge, it was 0-0 in Greece right?

sorry yes ...

my point being .. i missed it ..
and they played well and won ..

Melion

jackdaw wrote: »

I'm 30 !!!!

XD !!!

I know it sounds stupid, but it really seems like i fúcking jinx them

I rarely see them play well .. and then when i miss a match they play well and win easy... like i missed the 4-0 win at west ham and the 3-0 win in Greece..

When did they win 3-0 in Greece?

eddiehead

So all this time Ive been blaming Grant for nothing!:eek: Damn you jackdaw;)

jackdaw

Really I am , i get like this when im pissed off , its my way of getting in a good mood by being ridiculous, I know logically it's impossible, but its nice to rant ..

Melion

But you're 30? And you post like that?

I wanna see some ID

jackdaw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO1rXhHkH2I



well that cheered me up !!

sorry for going of topic .. but maybe that should give you an idea of my maturity ..

el rabitos

Fairweather-icus Maximus

FunkZ

eirebhoy wrote: »

I'm just trying to imagine a 30 year old posting "I'm 30 !!!!" in reply to your post. I'm picturing Robin Williams in Jack.

I couldn't stop laughing at that for at least three full minutes!

Anyway, I agree with the OP, Liverpool will win this years CL!

KdjaCL

jackdaw any chance you can stop supporting teams we would like to win?


kdjac

cson

I'm finding it increasingly hard to understand how this thread has not been moved to PI. :eek:

eZe^

KdjaCL wrote: »

jackdaw any chance you can stop supporting teams we would like to win?


kdjac

Hahahah!!! Quality!

Vokes

eirebhoy wrote: »

Threads Started By: jackdaw ;

Steve Staunton to manage Chelsea
Terry ???
Mourinho leaving ?
Chelsea .. no money !!???
Chelsea fans how do you feel ??
Roman Abromovich
what do you seriously think will become of CHELSEA..
last nail in the coffin for Chelsea..
An open email to the Chelsea podcast
Avram Grant to be found out..

jackdaw, you are a legend

By far the most pessimistic fan to have ever graced boards.ie!

jackdaw

FunkZ wrote: »

I couldn't stop laughing at that for at least three full minutes!

Anyway, I agree with the OP, Liverpool will win this years CL!

But this is the biggest joke!!!!
all due respect to Liverpool .. but this year it looked like they would be out
in the group stages .. (just like in 04/05) so when they got out of the group stages with that 4-0 win ?? over Porto ?? thats when i knew they would win it again this year ...

in fairness to them (a bitter pill to swallow) an amazing cup team ...

and if they play Barça ill certainly cheer them ...

therecklessone

jackdaw wrote: »

hey!
Im no glory hunter , i was a chelsea supporter since 1997

Wow, all the way back that far? :rolleyes:

You don't deserve to see your team win IMO.

cson

therecklessone wrote: »

Wow, all the way back that far? :rolleyes:

You don't deserve to see your team win IMO.

In fairness, its not beyond the bounds of possibility that he's only 11

Pepe LeFrits

SofaK wrote: »

jackdaw, you are a legend

Would have used a less complimentary word myself

shane86

jackdaw wrote: »

FA cup - Who cares ?

You seem to have cared up until the first goal went in.

CL - Liverpool (another FARCE like 2005 )

Lol

MrJoeSoap

jackdaw wrote: »

West Ham 0 4 Chelsea !!!

I never doubted ye lads for a second !!!!!!



really hotting up now, thats 4 pts Ars have dropped in last 2 games ..

we have a 3 horse race ...

:rolleyes::D

jesus_thats_gre

Can we rename this guy to 'slackjaw'?

Smegball

Jackdaw deserves his own tv show haha

AARRRGH

I think the point of this thread is: "My name is jackdaw and I go watch lots of live games".

PHB

This thread ain't going nowhere.