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Couple Of Jokes

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  • 09-03-2008 1:15am
    #1
    rocky25
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    Gypsy takes his wife to casualty; she has no teeth +, two black eyes.

    Doc says, “What’s happened”.

    Gypsy replies, “She was going through the change”.

    Doc says, “That doesn’t happen with the change”.


    Gypsy replies, “It does if it’s in my f**king pocket”.
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    A female dwarf goes to doctors and says she has a sore vagina.

    Doc takes a look and says,”pass the scissors”.

    After snipping away for a few minutes the doctor asks
    ,”is that better”?

    ”that feels great says the dwarf, what did you do”

    to which the doc replied,”I cut the tops off your wellies”


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    #2
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    rocky25 wrote:
    A female dwarf goes to doctors
    It's not big and it's not clever


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    passive
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    It's not big and it's not clever

    Harsh... Who're you to say the dwarf's not intelligent?


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    rocky25 wrote: »
    Gypsy takes his wife to casualty; she has no teeth +, two black eyes.

    Doc says, “What’s happened”.

    Gypsy replies, “She was going through the change”.

    Doc says, “That doesn’t happen with the change”.


    Gypsy replies, “It does if it’s in my f**king pocket”.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A female dwarf with learning difficulties goes to doctors and says she has a sore vagina.

    Doc takes a look and says,”pass the scissors”.

    After snipping away for a few minutes the doctor asks
    ,”is that better”?

    ”that feels great says the dwarf, what did you do”

    to which the doc replied,”I cut the tops off your wellies”

    There you go, fixed it for ya.
    I lked the first one best


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    #5
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The person didn't realise how big the boots were, we're talking left hand edge of the bell curve.

    Guy goes in the the doctor complaining about a sharp stabbing pain in his eye each time he drinks a cup of tea. So the doctor tells him to take the spoon out.


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    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users Posts: 10,643 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    rocky25 wrote: »
    Gypsy takes his wife to casualty; she has no teeth +, two black eyes.

    Doc says, “What’s happened”.

    Gypsy replies, “She was going through the change”.

    Doc says, “That doesn’t happen with the change”.


    Gypsy replies, “It does if it’s in my f**king pocket”.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A female dwarf goes to doctors and says she has a sore vagina.

    Doc takes a look and says,”pass the scissors”.

    After snipping away for a few minutes the doctor asks
    ,”is that better”?

    ”that feels great says the dwarf, what did you do”

    to which the doc replied,”I cut the tops off your wellies”

    PMSL @ the second one.:D


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    passive wrote: »
    Harsh... Who're you to say the dwarf's not intelligent?
    Its female

    /ducks

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    rocky25 wrote: »
    Gypsy takes his wife to casualty; she has no teeth +, two black eyes.

    Doc says, “What’s happened”.

    Gypsy replies, “She was going through the change”.

    Doc says, “That doesn’t happen with the change”.


    Gypsy replies, “It does if it’s in my f**king pocket”.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A female PORG(Person Of Restricted Growth) with learning difficulties goes to doctors and says she has a sore vagina.

    Doc takes a look and says,”pass the scissors”.

    After snipping away for a few minutes the doctor asks
    ,”is that better”?

    ”that feels great says the dwarf, what did you do”

    to which the doc replied,”I cut the tops off your wellies”

    FYP


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