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Peyton Manning

> Heres a nifty thread to discuss all this summers transfer activity

> I think Rafa needs to bring in another midfielder, can never have too many

> Yes but the priority is on the wings, you need more wingers

> Gerrard can play on the wing, its his best position

> No its not

> Yes it is

> No its not

> Yes it is

> And thats why you cant win the league, playing a natural centre midfielder on the wing.

> Well he's better than Ronaldo

> No hes not

> Yes he is

> No hes not

> Yes he is, Ronaldo is a diving puffter

> So does Gerrard, look, heres a youtube video

> That was more than 2 years ago so its ok now. Heres a youtube video of Ronaldo diving 5 minutes ago

> But hes a free scoring winger and the best player in the world

> Not a patch on Messi, Kaka, Bramble etc.

> Serie A is the best in the world. De Rossi is ace. Timothy McVeigh is inspirational. I could have played for Roma.

> OMG WTF? Hes the best in the world, FIFA are just bitter

> Youre all a shower of bastards. Support you local club for f*cks sake...

> Heres another youtube video of him diving

> Well Gerrard is scum

Moderator: Well done lads. Thread closed.





Did I miss anything?

Eirebear

Could you fit this in somewhere?
Rangers fans do Nazi salutes...theyre evil
;)

Xavi6

No mention of Roy Keane?

For shame.

Xavi6

Archimedes wrote: »

> Serie A is the best in the world. De Rossi is ace. Timothy McVeigh is inspirational. I could have played for Roma.

Post of the month by the way!

estebancambias

Archimedes wrote: »

> Heres a nifty thread to discuss all this summers transfer activity

> Serie A is the best in the world. De Rossi is ace. Timothy McVeigh is inspirational. I could have played for Roma.

Its true...its true...its true.

That whole thread made me laugh.

MrJoeSoap

****in rofl at that post. Genius.

Xavi6 wrote: »

No mention of Roy Keane?

For shame.

And the token Le Tissier hijack.

kryogen

great thread

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Call that comprehensive?

You missed:

Liverpoiol fans are scumbags and they're always stealing stuff

I fvcking hate England - they always go on about winnign the 66 world cup.

We're signing Kaka next summer - yeah!

You'd be **** without Gerrard/Torres

How come you've lost all gamnes when Rooney hasn't played?

Chelsea would be in the second division if it wasn;t for Abramovitch

Go Dunphy!

I fvcking HATE Hansen/Lawro/Sheerer/guy who introduces champs leagur on RTE 2 and why the fvck do they only show United/Liverpool on RTE anyway?

PHB

Archimedes wrote: »

> Serie A is the best in the world. De Rossi is ace. Timothy McVeigh is inspirational. I could have played for Roma.

> Youre all a shower of bastards. Support you local club for f*cks sake...

Those two are very good

_blank_

I've never called anyone who posts here a bastard.

Vokes

Archimedes wrote: »

> Serie A is the best in the world. De Rossi is ace. Timothy McVeigh is inspirational. I could have played for Roma.

Absolute genius, tbh

Mr. Presentable

Nice work, but you missed

That's not the real Ronaldo

English supporters are all hooligans

Glory hunting band-wagon jumper-ons

Mr. Presentable

DesF wrote: »

I've never called anyone who posts here a bastard.

Maybe you should

_blank_

nipplenuts wrote: »

Maybe you should

You bastard.

Mr. Presentable

DesF wrote: »

You bastard.

:eek: He fell for it! Reported

LuckyLloyd

I approve of this thread.

Mr Alan

me too.

although there should be at least one, "FACT" in there.

Tusky

Rotation rotation rotation zonal rotation zonal marking zonal marking zonal marking Rotation

Mr Alan

Tusky wrote: »

Rotation rotation rotation zonal rotation zonal marking zonal marking zonal marking Rotation

richard?

Nalz

Man Utd > Liverpool

Liverpool < Man Utd

Man Utd = Liverpool

Man Utd >= Liverpool

Liverpool <= Man Utd

I like Custard

Man Utd ≠ Liverpool

Man Utd == Liverpool

Torres + Gerrard > Rest of Liverpool

Rooney + Ronaldo > Rest of Man United

Xavi6

Xavi is great

Mr Alan

2 words.

"The Viper"

"We're" better than "you"

No "you're" not

Face it "we've" won more than "your shower"

"We" play better football

Your manager cant even get out of a CL group with Celtic, Copenhagen and Benfica FFS, go home to your gaff and lock the door/

Least I have a gaff

Then use it

I would but your fans keep robbin it

Thats because of rotation, different people at home every week

no its not, its cos gerrards a diver

no, ronaldo is the worst

Eh, you;re both sh1t cos we beat you in the derby

Lads, cut it out, on a lighter note, my hopes for this year: "WE" win the league....England to lose every game they play...............






.....................And so on

Xavi6

2 more words

"Il Trap"

(see also - John Delaney)

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

2 words.

"The Viper"

And Anderson Is God - AIG


At least thats funny/clever............V7pur just sucks!

Mr Alan

Deleted User wrote: »

And Anderson Is God - AIG

Not funny, nor clever Neil.;)

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

Not funny, nor clever Neil.;)

:eek::eek:

Goes with the sponsor on the shirt, funny and clever Alan:p:p




FACT:D

Mr. Presentable

Deleted User wrote: »

And Anderson Is God - AIG


At least thats funny

Well it always gets a guffaw from me when I read it

Mr Alan

is ti a boards thing or a general manc nickname?

Unearthly

"I'm a better fan than you, you are imitations :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:"

"go away"

":rolleyes:"

"comment that gets me warned"

~Rebel~

Bravo Archimedes. Bravo.


Ill also throw in "Ole Ole'ers" and "Barstoolers".

Tusky

REALITY IS KAKA