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  • 10-03-2008 3:10pm
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    h57xiucj2z946q
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    Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides,
    and everywhere that Mary went, the boys could see her thighs. Mary had
    another skirt, 'twas split right up the front ...But she didn't wear
    that one often.


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Mary had a little Lamb,
    who's foot was full of soot.

    And into Mary's Bread and Jam,
    His sooty foot he put.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Mary had a little Lamb,
    Her Father shot the Shepherd.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Mary had a little Lamb,
    full of trick's and trollox.

    One day it tried to jump a fence,
    and fell and broke it's Tibia.


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    mathew
    Registered Users Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭mathew


    Mary had a little lamb,
    she also had a duck
    she put them in the farmyard pen,
    to see if they would..... get along together


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    Hagar
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    churchsignyf7.jpg


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    whiskeyman
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    Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any wool?

    Yes Sir, Yes Sir, you honkie muthaf*cka...


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    byrner88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭byrner88


    Mary had a little lamb
    it ran into a pylon
    10'000 volts went up its ars*
    and turned the wool to nylon

    mary had a little lamb
    she also had a cat
    she brought the cat
    to tommy cooper and
    he killed it "just like that"


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    ericl
    Registered Users Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭ericl


    Mary had a smelly minge
    with pubes as dark as charcoal.
    So all the men went round the back
    and stuck it up her a***hole.


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    byrner88 wrote: »
    mary had a little lamb
    she also had a cat
    she brought the cat
    to tommy cooper and
    he killed it "just like that"

    Ha ha brilliant :D:D:D

    Mary had a little lamg,
    She thought it was quite silly,
    She threw it by the left leg and caught it by the Willy was a watchdog...


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    byrner88 wrote: »
    mary had a little lamb
    she also had a cat
    she brought the cat
    to tommy cooper and
    he killed it "just like that"

    Magic
    cooper.jpg
    Good one Byrner:)


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    5times
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭5times


    There was an old woman
    Who lived in a shoe
    She had so many children
    Her uterus fell out.


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    h57xiucj2z946q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭h57xiucj2z946q


    rocky25 wrote: »
    Mary had a little Lamb,
    full of trick's and trollox.

    One day it tried to jump a fence,
    and fell and broke it's Tibia.

    thats the best one


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    kev_s88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,638 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any wool?

    Yes Sir, Yes Sir, you honkie muthaf*cka...

    FTW


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    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    Mary had a little lamb,
    it's fleece was white as snow.

    She wound it up with a great big key,
    and that's what made it go!


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