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A Maidens Prayer

[Deleted User] · 2008-03-11 09:23:25

Before I layed me down to sleep I prayed for a man who would not be a creep One who is both handsome and strong One whose willy is thick and long One who will make love till my body is twitching In the loo, the garden, or in the kitchen I pray that this man will love me no end And never attempt to shag my best friend And…

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11-03-2008 10:23am

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Before I layed me down to sleep
I prayed for a man who would not be a creep
One who is both handsome and strong
One whose willy is thick and long
One who will make love till my body is twitching
In the loo, the garden, or in the kitchen
I pray that this man will love me no end
And never attempt to shag my best friend
And now as I kneel and pray by my bed
I look at the wánker you sent me instead....

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