The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

GuanYin

Lads, this isn't AH. The abuse rules still apply in this thread. Its Friday evening and I'm too lazy to clean up the thread, but if I go through it tomorrow and I find anything violating the charter, I'll be enforcing the rules.

That includes NSFW images, abuse or any of the other fun stuff we don't let you do.

Don't confuse off topic with AH.

Xavi6

Right lads looks like the boss has spoken. Time for some swift editing

Mr Alan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o1fgn8MZZQ

definately still my perfect woman though

Xavi6

Mr Alan wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o1fgn8MZZQ

definately still my perfect woman though

:eek: Ah man you need to get out more. She is unforgiveable for that version of 'Sweet Child O' Mine'.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Does Lillies dad Keith still cut her hair too ? Looks like she has got the classic bowl fringe.

Oah and what Psi said.

Mr Alan

Xavi6 wrote: »

She is unforgiveable for that version of 'Sweet Child O' Mine'.

sheryl is super :mad:

perfect woman might be a bit ott, but shes up there

Thanx 4 The Fish

If ye have nothing to do tonight try this online game, it is rubbish.

And so is massively addictive.

http://s2.thewrestlinggame.com/new/index4.html

Xavi6

Mr Alan wrote: »

sheryl is super :mad:

perfect woman might be a bit ott, but shes up there

You're right, perfect woman is OTT. That title is reserved solely for Lucy Pinder. Mmmmmm

MrJoeSoap

Xavi6 wrote: »

You're right, perfect woman is OTT. That title is reserved solely for Lucy Pinder. Mmmmmm

Great taste in football clubs anyway. Good start.

Thanx 4 The Fish

TBF gents the perfect woman has to be able to cook and like footy so it has to be.....

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:9l2gC1Y85rvn0M:http://uktv.co.uk/images/standarditem/L1/530914_L1.jpg

Looks ok in that pic too.

Xavi6

Thanx 4 The Fish wrote: »

TBF gents the perfect woman has to be able to cook and like footy so it has to be.....

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:9l2gC1Y85rvn0M:http://uktv.co.uk/images/standarditem/L1/530914_L1.jpg

Looks ok in that pic too.

ROFL "Let's be 'avin ya" and then Robbie Fowler nicks a winner late on. Love it.

Mr Alan

Thanx 4 The Fish wrote: »

TBF gents the perfect woman has to be able to cook and like footy so it has to be.....

....PSI?

Xavi6

Mr Alan wrote: »

....PSI?

Oh what have you done?

MrJoeSoap

In before the lock!

Mr Alan

i was serious!

Xavi6

No use tryin to edit it or cover your arse now

MrJoeSoap

Mr Alan wrote: »

i was serious!

Xavi6 wrote: »

No use tryin to edit it or cover your arse now

Go down in a blaze of glory man! Criticise everything and anything!

Mr Alan

****ing hell lads! the words mountain and molehill come to mind!

MrJoeSoap

Mr Alan wrote: »

****ing hell lads! the words mountain and molehill come to mind!

Oooh, thats fighting talk, we want more!

Thanx 4 The Fish

Mr Alan wrote: »

****ing hell lads! the words mountain and molehill come to mind!

Well over the course of your time on the soccer forum I have come to regard you as somebody I haven't met. Enjoy your time on RAWK

Come on PSI, let's be 'avin youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. You can do it, cut his head off, now where do I remember seeing that Schneider lads picture recently....

Mr Alan

i ****ing HAAAATE Rawk, dont get peoples obsession with that place!

Xavi6

What's Rawk?

MrJoeSoap

Xavi6 wrote: »

What's Rawk?

Liverpool shrine.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Is it just that it's late and I am having trouble with basic comprehension, or has your sentence construction disimproved further?

@ Xavi - Red and white Kop

MrJoeSoap

Thanx 4 The Fish wrote: »

Is it just that it's late and I am having trouble with basic comprehension, or has your sentence construction disimproved further?

I blame scoops for that, plus his overly aggressive attitude tonight.

Mr Alan

not sure, i did leave out an "s" in that last post, but u got the jist.

i've not been drinking.

MrJoeSoap

Mr Alan wrote: »

not sure, i did leave out an "s" in that last post, but u got the jist.

Noooooo!

Thanx 4 The Fish

Mr Alan wrote: »

not sure, i did leave out an "s" in that last post, but u got the jist.

i've not been drinking.

I didn't actually, it was the apostrophe "s" missing that threw me.

Xavi6

Mr Alan wrote: »

not sure, i did leave out an "s" in that last post, but u got the jist.

i've not been drinking.

Down with text speak!

MrJoeSoap

Xavi6 wrote: »

Down with text speak!

Careful now.

Mr Alan

sorry about that! just slipped out i guess! not a fan of the text lingo myself. takes me about 20 minutes to translate messages i get from my little brother. the youth of today!

MrJoeSoap

So who is turning off the lights tomorrow evening for this "Earth Hour" lark?

Don't forget the clocks tomorrow either!

Thanx 4 The Fish

Have heard nothing about it, i will be turning off the pc soon mind, will save the planet that a bit I suppose.

MrJoeSoap

Thanx 4 The Fish wrote: »

Have heard nothing about it, i will be turning off the pc soon mind, will save the planet that a bit I suppose.

I'm switching on every light in the house to counter-act that pathetic act of selfishness.

kerash

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

So who is turning off the lights tomorrow evening for this "Earth Hour" lark?

Don't forget the clocks tomorrow either!

Why do we have to turn off the clocks?

MrJoeSoap

kerash wrote: »

Why do we have to turn off the clocks?

To stop time for an hour, to balance out those Daylight Saving Time folks.

kerash

spring forward i shall!;)

MrJoeSoap

kerash wrote: »

spring forward i shall!;)

They probably go backwards in Longford. Everything else does! Zing! 1-0!

Xavi6

Wooo go clocks! Only 7 hours time difference and Premiership at a decent hour!

kerash

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

They probably go backwards in Longford. Everything else does! Zing! 1-0!

Yes, i am currently in 2004, enjoying the heady days of cup finals etc... (warm shelter from the cruel future):):):)

bohsman

Did I just lose an hour without noticing?

GuanYin

I'm very drunk and something here was said about me that I am probably not happy about.

I will say that I'm an excellent cook (I have been told) and rode through collage on a soccer scholarship. I hate that Norwich woman though. And I'm not posting a picture ever.

Sherifu

Mr Alan wrote: »

is it wrong that i fancy this little bint?



http://www.clunkyrobot.com/images/lilly_allen.jpg



she's not my type, but something about her!

It's not wrong. Just strange

Xavi6

PSISED: Las Vegas wrote: »

I'm very drunk and something here was said about me that I am probably not happy about.

I will say that I'm an excellent cook (I have been told) and rode through collage on a soccer scholarship. I hate that Norwich woman though. And I'm not posting a picture ever.

You're the token drunk on here now every week!

Sherifu

Xavi6 wrote: »

You're the token drunk on here now every week!

No wonder she wanted to shut this thread down. :pac:

lordgoat

Lily allen, total fox.

Thanx 4 The Fish

lordgoat wrote: »

Lily allen, total fox.

Yes indeed, wiry haired and if she bit you you would probably catch something

Peyton Manning

My posts from here on in may get stranger and stranger, but we can attribute this to vodka. i hope you all have a lovely evening as i try to get over my failings with super hot blonde (see page 17 of this thread) by getting under slightly less but still very hot brunette. although i did find super hot blondes bebo with the help of homerjay, so that may not be buried, we'll see once i return to belfast.

Adeu. (sp?)

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Archimedes wrote: »

homerjay

Who?:D

estebancambias

TBH I think Text speak is very good, as long as it doesn't make the sentence impossible to understand.