The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

delija_sever029

Wait a min,are we now talking serious or still joking?:D

leninbenjamin

delija_sever029 wrote: »

Wait a min,are we now talking serious or still joking?:D

i don't think anyone knows at this stage...

estebancambias

delija_sever029 wrote: »

Wait a min,are we now talking serious or still joking?:D

I knew without an icon you were going to think that. It sounded a bit serious.

delija_sever029

Say you didnt mean it for serious or i will smack you again:D

estebancambias

I didn't mean it........
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.......................or did I?
No I didn't mean it Delija.

delija_sever029

I know you didnt:D

Just need to make you feel some scare of this mighty fist:D

estebancambias

*leaves off topic thread in tears*

Kold

Catch 22 is on. How could such an awesome book make for such a ****ty movie?

delija_sever029

estebancambias wrote: »

*leaves off topic thread in tears*

Thats it,you are banned coz of being desperate and arguing about being ignored, dont try to PM me and open thread in feedback:D

Sherifu

Fritzl Friday is here again mofos \o\ /o/

Fritzl Friday?! Thats about right, its dark, miserable and dirty in Dublin this morning

I dont even have that Friday feeling because Ive classes all weekend :mad::(

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Morning friends.

Sherifu

Deleted User wrote: »

Fritzl Friday?! Thats about right, its dark, miserable and dirty in Dublin this morning

Are you in a cellar? >.>

Mr Magnolia

Sherifu wrote: »

Are you in a cellar? >.>

Nah, he's in Ireland. Fairly dull here today.

Also, morning all!

Sherifu

Sherifu wrote: »

Are you in a cellar? >.>

Me and a few others yea, feels like I havent seen the sun in ages.

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Mr Magnolia wrote: »

Also, morning all!

.o/

Xavi6

And with that the working week was done \o/

Necronomicon

Morning all. Not raining yet, but looks threatening. Who cares though, it's friday!

Des

Des wrote: »

Morning friends.

Mornin Dessie! How's the form? Got that Friday feeling?

Sherifu

Deleted User wrote: »

Me and a few others yea, feels like I havent seen the sun in ages.

Pretend to be sick and escape from the hospital! Godspeed .o/

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

And with that the working week was done \o/

Oh yea rub it in why don't ya! Its probably sunny there with babes everywhere u look rubbin sun lotion on their almost naked bodies......:( Only 8 hours to go

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Deleted User wrote: »

Mornin Dessie! How's the form? Got that Friday feeling?

Actually, I do now, I'm listening to Chris Moyles on the BBC R1 Breakfast Show, and it's The Golden Hour.

He's played Swamp Thing, and is just now after finishing Crocodile Shoes.

Plus, I have a top of the table clash to look forward tonight.

Des

Des wrote: »

Actually, I do now, I'm listening to Chris Moyles on the BBC R1 Breakfast Show, and it's The Golden Hour.

He's played Swamp Thing, and is just now after finishing Crocodile Shoes.

Plus, I have a top of the table clash to look forward tonight.

Good stuff. Ive been up since half 6 and on the road since 7 (had to deliver some things by hand in town and get back to Sandyford by 9) so I had a nice listen to the 1st Kings of Leon album as well as some....Daft Punk!! I SHOULD have the Friday feelin but poor weather + weekend classes =


Thats the top of the table clash that you are attending alone isnt it!! :P

Mr Magnolia

I'm off to listen to the latest boards podcast.

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh yea rub it in why don't ya! Its probably sunny there with babes everywhere u look rubbin sun lotion on their almost naked bodies......:( Only 8 hours to go

Nope it's actually been chuckin down all weeks. However we did have a stunning nude Colombian bar maid serving us drinks after training. No pics though before you ask.

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Deleted User wrote: »

Thats the top of the table clash that you are attending alone isnt it!! :P

:(:(

Mr Magnolia wrote: »

I'm off to listen to the latest boards podcast.

It's absolutely brilliant.

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Nope it's actually been chuckin down all weeks. However we did have a stunning nude Colombian bar maid serving us drinks after training. No pics though before you ask.

Nude, as in NO clothes at all?

I can't imagine Jacintha down the local here would look too good nude, for some reason though.

Mr Magnolia

Des wrote: »

It's absolutely brilliant.

Sounds good so far. I was reading the 'Liverpool S*n' thread too but it was all too much, I'll read it later.

Xavi6

Des wrote: »

Nude, as in NO clothes at all?

I can't imagine Jacintha down the local here would look too good nude, for some reason though.

Yep nude as in nude. She starts off topless and if we throw in enough money the whole lot comes off. Last night's was an absolute stunner but we've had some shockers recently.

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

Yep nude as in nude. She starts off topless and if we throw in enough money the whole lot comes off. Last night's was an absolute stunner but we've had some shockers recently.

:eek::eek:


***Books plane ticket

ibh

Des wrote: »

Plus, I have a top of the table clash to look forward tonight.

Top of the table clash indeed. But i don't fancy our chances. I was going to ask you about the best way to get from Connolly station to Tolka but I have a Cup semi Final tonight so i'm going to miss the game.
Don't fancy us to get anything from Tolka. A point would be v welcome.

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ibh wrote: »

Top of the table clash indeed. But i don't fancy our chances. I was going to ask you about the best way to get from Connolly station to Tolka but I have a Cup semi Final tonight so i'm going to miss the game.
Don't fancy us to get anything from Tolka. A point would be v welcome.

We've both been beaten 2-0 at home by Limerick in recent times, are both shíte at the moment. Should be a cracker of a match :rolleyes:

ShiverinEskimo

Indeed - the Girlfriend is headin up - she's a season ticket holder here in Dundalk and frankly puts me to shame when it comes to attendance at Oriel. Should be a decent match indeed.

There's 50 off us here in work going to south Dublin/North Wicklow for paintballing tomorrow. Can't wait. Las time I went I shot someone in the neck - rough stuff.

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ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Indeed - the Girlfriend is headin up - she's a season ticket holder here in Dundalk and frankly puts me to shame when it comes to attendance at Oriel. Should be a decent match indeed.

Tell her to come in to the bar and say hello to me.

Everyone knows me, I'm kind of a big deal around Tolka. :pac:

ibh

Des wrote: »

Tell her to come in to the bar and say hello to me.

Everyone knows me, I'm kind of a big deal around Tolka. :pac:

You're like the Shels version of Maxi McAllister......:pac:

Mr Magnolia

ibh wrote: »

You're like the Shels version of Maxi McAllister......:pac:

rofl

ShiverinEskimo

How will I tell her to recognise you? "the guy in the pink dressing gown"*


*last time, I promise

Sherifu

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

*last time, I promise

Skeptical cat is fraught with skepticism.

IrishMike

Des wrote: »

Tell her to come in to the bar and say hello to me.

Everyone knows me, I'm kind of a big deal around Tolka. :pac:

Do you have many leather bound books and does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?

Morning all by the way

pvt.joker

Morning all . Friday \o/

Handed in my notice yesterday in work. Great feeling

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pvt.joker wrote: »

Morning all . Friday \o/

Handed in my notice yesterday in work. Great feeling

Finally.

:rolleyes:

Now, we can't be friends anymore.

Im_No_Superman

Afternoon all. Going to get a cyst removed from eye now in an hour, so that friday feeling wont kick in for awhile! Going to be like a freaking pirate all weekend wearing a fecking patch on my eye! Could be funny in the pub tomorrow night though, going up to some American tourist and start rambling "There be treasure in them thar hills"! :pac:

Dub13

Morrning ladies.

pvt.joker

Des wrote: »

Finally.

:rolleyes:

Now, we can't be friends anymore.

don't be like that Des, I won't be calling up to your house all hours of the day & night like in that other thread

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It's NOT my house.

It's me mate.

Mr Alan

Im_No_Superman wrote: »

Going to be like a freaking pirate all weekend wearing a fecking patch on my eye!

JOKE TIME!

Q: How do you know you're a pirate?
























A: You just aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree.

Thank you. Thank you.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

JOKE TIME!

Q: How do you know you're a pirate?


A: You just aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree.

Thank you. Thank you.

6/10



Pirate walks into a bar walking awkwardly and uncomfortably with a ship steering wheel protruding from his pants.


Barman says, "sir are you aware there's a ship steering wheel sticking out of your pants"


Pirate looks sheepishly at the ground and says "Yarrrr i know, its drivin me nuts"




***gets coat.

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I dressed up as a Pirate last hallowe'en.

Mr Alan

Des. Stop it. You're scaring the children.

If you're putting up pics here, there is only one "the people" wanna see!

ShiverinEskimo

Priceless - good job Des.