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The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Sorry Mr. Alan, I didn't know you were hitting on her!


    It is still only 4pm for me. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    dont worry GuanYin.

    I only hit on you ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭corcaighcailin9


    Loooooove Goodfellas. Super show.

    It's true GY - I could never compete with you :)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    dont worry GuanYin.

    I only hit on you ;)

    Get a Room....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    its alright Dub13, just cause you feel left out! i love you too! you've provided me with a few nice nights out in the tram ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,109 ✭✭✭ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV


    ooh emirates cup tomorrow :) but on a side note, ooh bank holiday weekend! but its so quiet this year.... f'in recession


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    its alright Dub13, just cause you feel left out! i love you too! you've provided me with a few nice nights out in the tram ;)

    I am fine here with a few bottles of miller.Its a great price a box of miller in Tesco for 19.99.

    Speaking of the legends nights its 90% confirmed that King Kenny will be over some time in Oct.Keep that between us....;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    dont worry GuanYin.

    I only hit on you ;)

    Don't remind me, I'm still dealing with the resulting nausea.
    It's true GY - I could never compete with you

    Just say you like the Counting Crows, he'll never leave you alone then!

    Dub13 wrote:
    Get a Room....

    I suggest one with pads on the walls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    that would be ****ing amazing Dub13

    super play


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    GuanYin wrote: »
    I suggest one with pads on the walls.

    What kind of kinky talk is that.....:eek:

    **Dub13 wonders off to google this new sex crazy thats sweeping the states.**


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    GuanYin wrote: »
    Don't remind me, I'm still dealing with the resulting nausea.

    There you go being mean again.
    GuanYin wrote: »
    Just say you like the Counting Crows, he'll never leave you alone then!

    speaking of them, they just launched a new website where you can download all there shows within 72 hours. first show free, thank you :)
    GuanYin wrote: »
    I suggest one with pads on the walls.

    kinky.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Dub13 wrote: »
    What kind of kinky talk is that.....:eek:

    **Dub13 wonders off to google this new sex crazy thats sweeping the states.**

    I meant a padded cell. That is where we put our insane weirdos (unless they're dark skinned, then we ship them out to Cuba).

    Don't encourage him, my revulsion threshold is at it's limit.

    I have a big party tonight and a game at 10 am tomorrow. I'm conflicted. I was out til 2am last night too. what to do.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    GuanYin wrote: »
    I have a big party tonight and a game at 10 am tomorrow. I'm conflicted. I was out til 2am last night too. what to do.

    Drink straight through.....its the only way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    As I said in Dublin city forum, I was going to the Drogheda game on Tuesday and my mate stopped in a costcutter in town to get a drink. out of nowhere he picked red bull cola to my amazement...''are you actually serious...its so bad''

    Cue an Asian guy packing drinks t turn around and go ''''Yahhhh....its ****ing horrible man'....legend I must say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,909 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    So did the beers happen then yeah? Who all went?


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bounty Hunter


    Me, IB, Des (got in a fight with Dimitri, we had to drag him away), Neil1984 (damn him! me and him could be at the same house now with 2 women we were scoring but for his... cousin;)) and that was it of note


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,909 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Ah cool. I would've defo been there if I wasn't on the other side of the world! Have to sort one for Feb.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    Des got in a fight with Dimitri, we had to drag him away

    you can take the boy out of coolock, but you cant take coolock out of the boy

    :D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Me, IB, Des (got in a fight with Dimitri, we had to drag him away), Neil1984 (damn him! me and him could be at the same house now with 2 women we were scoring but for his... cousin;)) and that was it of note

    Ah Dimitri, what a proper tosspot he was! In fairness, he was very hittable!!

    Des and IB? U guys did a runner without sayin goodbye! :(

    And dude, sorry! i woke up well pissed off about that one!:mad::mad: God damned "cousin".....to think, that was the most solid excuse we could have thought of as well!! i thought it'd be bulletproof! Disaster.


    Good night though, low turnout but thats ok cos it meant we got a good chat without havin too many (user:pac:)names to remember!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,529 ✭✭✭Im_No_Superman


    Ah Dimitri, what a proper tosspot he was! In fairness, he was very hittable!!

    Des and IB? U guys did a runner without sayin goodbye! :(

    And dude, sorry! i woke up well pissed off about that one!:mad::mad: God damned "cousin".....to think, that was the most solid excuse we could have thought of as well!! i thought it'd be bulletproof! Disaster.


    Good night though, low turnout but thats ok cos it meant we got a good chat without havin too many (user:pac:)names to remember!
    Whos Dimitri?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    some **** who Des was got in a row with at the beers.

    keep up to speed lad! ;)


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bounty Hunter


    Ah Dimitri, what a proper tosspot he was! In fairness, he was very hittable!!

    Des and IB? U guys did a runner without sayin goodbye! :(

    And dude, sorry! i woke up well pissed off about that one!:mad::mad: God damned "cousin".....to think, that was the most solid excuse we could have thought of as well!! i thought it'd be bulletproof! Disaster.


    Good night though, low turnout but thats ok cos it meant we got a good chat without havin too many (user:pac:)names to remember!

    no worries mate, tbh think we took a whole 2secs coming up with the cousin thing, coulda worked brilliantley though.

    Id say your right might have actually been better that there were less people had a good laugh with the crew who did go, and yeah Des and IB did dissapear without a word although maybe we were busy downstairs, i dunno.
    Whos Dimitri?
    Think IB reported him to the bouncers as a pimp:D twas a funny night


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Whos Dimitri?

    Our Ukrainian "friend". Basically this W@nker that came over to our table on his own and wouldnt leavee. We're pretty sure he was a pimp cos he kept tryin to get us to hook up with every girl sittin near us then he got REALLY pissed off at Des because he wouldnt go to a group of girls with him.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bounty Hunter


    Our Ukrainian "friend". Basically this W@nker that came over to our table on his own and wouldnt leavee. We're pretty sure he was a pimp cos he kept tryin to get us to hook up with every girl sittin near us then he got REALLY pissed off at Des because he wouldnt go to a group of girls with him.

    TBH he thought Des was single and IB was your misses, only reason we wasnt all over you too.

    was funny when we had the boards poll when he walked away for a bit on if he was

    A) Gay............... 1vote
    B) Bi.................. 1vote
    C) Straight.......... 2votes
    or D) Atari Jaguar


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    no worries mate, tbh think we took a whole 2secs coming up with the cousin thing, coulda worked brilliantley though.
    Yea but it was pretty fool proof! Only problem was I wasnt sure how to send my "cousin" on her way without ruinin that one....:(
    Id say your right might have actually been better that there were less people had a good laugh with the crew who did go, and yeah Des and IB did dissapear without a word although maybe we were busy downstairs, i dunno.
    Last time I saw them they were on the top floor.....
    Think IB reported him to the bouncers as a pimp:D twas a funny night

    Yea she did!! :D:D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    TBH he thought Des was single and IB was your misses, only reason we wasnt all over you too.

    was funny when we had the boards poll when he walked away for a bit on if he was

    A) Gay............... 1vote
    B) Bi.................. 1vote
    C) Straight.......... 2votes
    or D) Atari Jaguar

    Hahaha! Ah yes, i defo think he was bi. He was too much of a creep to be fully gay but he was a bit too friendly with us to be straight!


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bounty Hunter


    sure there will probably be a picture of us and Dimitri (thats his name now its decided) on here later when Des and IB surface.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,529 ✭✭✭Im_No_Superman


    sure there will probably be a picture of us and Dimitri (thats his name now its decided) on here later when Des and IB surface.
    So was there many boardies there? Those pics should be interesting! :)


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bounty Hunter


    nah just the four that have been mentioned tbh(me, Neil, Des & IB), quite a few cried off or blamed it being on a friday for not going. Still a good night though

    hmmm....Boards Beers Mark 2 this day forthnight?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    hmmm....Boards Beers Mark 2 this day forthnight?

    if its humanly possible for me to be there i will. pissed off about last night


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bounty Hunter


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    if its humanly possible for me to be there i will. pissed off about last night

    well its only something i just thought of/decided on/made up, but if like yourself our stories of Demitri the pimp, scoring women and Neil's cousin;) that wants to "give him a spanking" aswell as the change to a saturday make people wanna do Soccer Beers Rd2 then hell yeah!








    (hopefully its obvious she wasnt actually his cousin)


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    well its only something i just thought of/decided on/made up, but if like yourself our stories of Demitri the pimp, scoring women and Neil's cousin;) that wants to "give him a spanking" aswell as the change to a saturday make people wanna do Soccer Beers Rd2 then hell yeah!








    (hopefully its obvious she wasnt actually his cousin)

    Its always the same, 1 wants to bring u home, 1 wants to spank u but for some unreasonable reason they wont if they know about the other! damn it anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Alright lads.

    :o:o:o

    Decent night up until Dimitri came along. Wanker.

    Can't do 2 weeks from today, have a wedding on.

    Week after?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Des wrote: »
    Alright lads.

    :o:o:o

    Decent night up until Dimitri came along. Wanker.

    Can't do 2 weeks from today, have a wedding on.

    Week after?

    Story Des, where's yourself and IB get to last nite? last time we saw u u guys were upstairs then myself and Bounty hunter were dancin with that hen party n u lads were then gone?!

    I cant do another one till after the exams so antime after September 12th suits me!! :pac:

    What I dont get is why the bouncers saw it fit to instruct the bar staff to stop serving us (he told me it was because we had broken loads of glasses!!!) and yet they werent arsed dealin with Dimitri O'dipsh1t.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Would have loved to have been there, but unfortunately I had to hand in a repeat examination yesterday. Have more exams coming now, but anything after 19 August and Im there!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,589 ✭✭✭✭Necronomicon


    Morning all. How were the beers?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,648 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    I'm incredibly hungover,
    watching chelsea on chelseatv live against milan commentary is ridiculous.
    I'm probably going to throw up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    no posts for an hour... i hate it when this place is dead. :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,008 ✭✭✭delija_sever029


    Than we can start yelling and make some noise


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    No.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,008 ✭✭✭delija_sever029


    What no? Whos gonna stop us?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    i'll stop it......anyone into these? Fleet Foxes, from Canada I think, bought there album a little while ago and quite like it. Lovely harmonies on some of the songs.





  • Registered Users Posts: 3,008 ✭✭✭delija_sever029


    Ok ok you boring people,just stay in that silence:D


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bounty Hunter


    Ok ok you boring people,just stay in that silence

    well what do you mean by yelling and make some noise? its a lazy quiet sunday not much happening for people to talk about.

    O and Soccer Beers Mark 2 was just an idea but I doubt itl be soon from the limited responses including mine now as the date Des suggested for example is the last weekend im in Ireland and Id be expected elsewhere.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,008 ✭✭✭delija_sever029


    well what do you mean by yelling and make some noise? its a lazy quiet sunday not much happening for people to talk about.

    I mean joking,thats all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭ibh


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    i'll stop it......anyone into these? Fleet Foxes, from Canada I think, bought there album a little while ago and quite like it. Lovely harmonies on some of the songs.





    Yea i think there very good. Tom Dunne has been playing qiute a bit of them. I don't really know the names of any songs but i've liked what i've heard so far.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Sex.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,082 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Sex.

    yes please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Sex.

    Well Ok then.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,008 ✭✭✭delija_sever029


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Sex.


    Shame you for offering your self so public....


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