The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Nalz

Lads what do yee work at!!!

Mr Alan

"who is your daddy and wat does he do!"

i am a secret agent. Xavi is a lap dancer.

Nalz

Mr Alan wrote: »

"who is your daddy and wat does he do!"

i am a secret agent. Xavi is a lap dancer.

lol nice

One Cold Hand

Mr Alan wrote: »

Xavi is a lap dancer.

And a damn good one at that. Apparently.

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One Cold Hand wrote: »

And a damn good one at that. Apparently.

I've seen him in his pants. He'd be a good dancer, no doubt.

And yes Al, Get Blown Away is a deadly song.

Xavi6

One Cold Hand wrote: »

And a damn good one at that. Apparently.

Source?!

Charlie

And there was me nearly forgetting why I hate that man-girl she is married to.

Smegball

charlie mchugh wrote: »

And there was me nearly forgetting why I hate that man-girl she is married to.

Anyone else bookmark that thread after clicking on the link :pac:;)

Charlie

Smegball wrote: »

Anyone else bookmark that thread after clicking on the link :pac:;)

Aye.

Funny all this golf talk, I played golf on saturday...hungover...and enjoyed myself!!

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Hate Golf

Necronomicon

Ah, I miss logging into Off-Topic at work. I don't miss work though.

Des

Des wrote: »

Hate Golf

Me too but I had fun on sat. Maybe cos I wasnt studyin in a library!





Heads up lads, Metallica and Kings of Leon are on Jools Holland at 10 tonight on BBC 2, thats gonna rule!!

Charlie

Stolen from 365, but check out what the wimmins be talking about on their [edit]NONONONNO! JUST NO! No NWS links here thanks - GY

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Stolen from 365, but check out what the wimmins be talking about on their [edit]NONONONNO! JUST NO! No NWS links here thanks - GY

Baffling!!



new Kings of Leon album = excellent. absolutely excellent. 2 favourites so far are "Closer" and "Use Somebody"

~Rebel~

Im off to Rome for a week for my brothers wedding! Best man so all important and stuff. Will be the first time in my life people HAVE to listen to me. Might throw in a few comments on the merits of the 4-2-3-1 system and the falicies of Rafa's Rotation while im at it...

Charlie

Out of curiosity, does anyone know whether the bloke who appears on SSN, and radio shows etc. as 'Paddy Power' giving the latest odds on whatever is current interest (e.g. next Newcastle manager), is actually the bloke who founded, and presumably owns the company, or is he some run of the mill pr guy that is simply referred to as Paddy Power.

Nalz

Des wrote: »

Hate Golf

Ah its not that bad. Hate Rugby and Cricket though


and marmite and licorice and brussel sprouts

Mr Alan

i like whiskeytown.

ibh

Mr Alan wrote: »

i like whiskeytown.

I've never been. It's sounds promising though.

yea Charlie he seems a bit young to be THE Paddy Power doesnt he?

Sherifu

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Out of curiosity, does anyone know whether the bloke who appears on SSN, and radio shows etc. as 'Paddy Power' giving the latest odds on whatever is current interest (e.g. next Newcastle manager), is actually the bloke who founded, and presumably owns the company, or is he some run of the mill pr guy that is simply referred to as Paddy Power.

A question I too have pondered.

"Paddy Power was founded in 1988 by the merger of three existing Irish high street bookmakers. The company also markets its services in the UK and is a publicly quoted company, listed on the Irish and UK stock exchanges."

I always assumed he was just a pr frontman.

Sherifu

Sherifu wrote: »

A question I too have pondered.

Assume u mean Pompesi Popopescu on Romanian SSN yea?!

Sherifu

Deleted User wrote: »

Assume u mean Pompesi Popopescu on Romanian SSN yea?!

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Sherifu

Sherifu wrote: »

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Yea was pretty much a fail wasnt it!!

Anyone seen Pineapple Express?

Necronomicon

I did. Some good laughs, but overall I didn't think it was brilliant.

I thought some of the gags were great and there were some real subtle p1sstakes of action movies there too. definitely better than anything Will Ferrell has done since Anchorman.


The trailer for the new Ben Stiller movie looks like itll be fun but BIZARRE!

Nalz

cam sex is overrated

Charlie

Deleted User wrote: »

Anyone seen Pineapple Express?

No, meaning to see it though. Massive fan of Seth Rogen. Somewhat letdown by Superbad, but Knocked Up is the best comedy I have seen in the last five years. Epic lolz to be had in that film.

Mr Alan

Neil-stop giving my mobile number out to boardsies!

getting texts during the game last night and today....just found out who it was.....****ing Des!

Charlie

Am I the only one who wants to give Ricky Hatton a good slap when he is sporting those ghey hats of his.

Mr Alan

lost any respect i had for him when he got Rooney to carry his belt into the ring for one of his fights. Man City fan my arse.

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

No, meaning to see it though. Massive fan of Seth Rogen. Somewhat letdown by Superbad, but Knocked Up is the best comedy I have seen in the last five years. Epic lolz to be had in that film.

Didnt think klnocked up was THAT funny. Good but not brilliant. thought Superbad was epic!!

Trilla wrote:

cam sex is overrated

Pics or GTFO!!

Mr Alan wrote:

Neil-stop giving my mobile number out to boardsies!

getting texts during the game last night and today....just found out who it was.....****ing Des!

It had to be done, sure it was only Des!! Wouldnt have given it to anyone else. Also just to clarify, he asked for it, I didnt just volunteer it!!


What ya think of Jools Holland last night?!

And wats wool!?!

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

lost any respect i had for him when he got Rooney to carry his belt into the ring for one of his fights. Man City fan my arse.

And he wanted us to win in Moscow!! He's mates with Rooney though....he wasnt exactly wearin a United jersey or anything. Plus Rooneys a scouser!

Nalz

Mr Alan wrote: »

lost any respect i had for him when he got Rooney to carry his belt into the ring for one of his fights.

You lost the respect you had for him because of that!!!!!!!!?

Charlie

Deleted User wrote: »

Didnt think klnocked up was THAT funny. Good but not brilliant. thought Superbad was epic!!

Not a chance. Superbad was the kiddies version of Knocked Up.

Charlie

Am I the only one who would hit the fcuk out of this Katy Perry wan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoKPi8xtyjA

Nalz

Just got caught (again) staring at one of our sexy project managers... oh what I would do to her

Charlie

Trilla wrote: »

Just got caught (again) staring at one of our sexy project managers... oh what I would do to her

sneaky low res mobile pics, or GTFO!

patmac

Trilla wrote: »

Just got caught (again) staring at one of our sexy project managers... oh what I would do to her

Pics please. Heading to Munich beerfest for my Godson's stag(yes I'm that old) funny the last time I was considering going, there was a recession on and couldn't afford it this time... ah well feck it I'm looking forward to it.

Trilla

Trilla wrote: »

Just got caught (again) staring at one of our sexy project managers... oh what I would do to her

Pics of GTFO

charlie mchugh wrote: »

sneaky low res mobile pics, or GTFO!

Beat me to it!!

Mr Alan

Deleted User wrote: »

It had to be done, sure it was only Des!! Wouldnt have given it to anyone else. Also just to clarify, he asked for it, I didnt just volunteer it!!!

was only joking, i dont mind, just dont give it to Boggles i actually had a little feeling it was him.

What ya think of Jools Holland last night?!

And wats wool!?!

Thought jools holland was good. really like the french chick actually. Thought KOL were decent. would have liked more than that tune. guitarists new hair cut is a joke. Metallica are ****e. Lemar should be shot.

and you're a wool

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

was only joking, i dont mind, just dont give it to Boggles i actually had a little feeling it was him.

Why would I have anything to do with boggles?

Mr Alan wrote:

Thought jools holland was good. really like the french chick actually. Thought KOL were decent. would have liked more than that tune. guitarists new hair cut is a joke. Metallica are ****e. Lemar should be shot.

and you're a wool

Haircuts are irrelevent, its all about the music, thats somethin a girl would say!! Metallica are teh awesome and u bite your tongue....they rocked! The crowd loved them too....seriosuly, how can u NIOT like that song? Funny u say that, I said to Des "shoot this fcker" when Lemaar came on....... Des called me a snob for sayin that.... i think he probably wanted to say that to me since he met me cos it wasnt really the word!! I thought that guitar chick (names deserted me) was real sexy.


So what is a wool? Cos I had a different definition of wool I think to you! :P

Charlie

A question I saw posed on 365:

Which would you rather; a filthy bird, one who is an absolute dirtbox in the sack, or a gorgeous bird, who you'd happily bring round to the 'rents for the Sunday roast?

Melissa all the way. But are we talkin one night or girlfriend material here?

ITT-Pat

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Out of curiosity, does anyone know whether the bloke who appears on SSN, and radio shows etc. as 'Paddy Power' giving the latest odds on whatever is current interest (e.g. next Newcastle manager), is actually the bloke who founded, and presumably owns the company, or is he some run of the mill pr guy that is simply referred to as Paddy Power.

PP was founded in '88 by 3 irish bookmakers who pretty much merged. that Paddy Power guy IS really high up in the company tho and his name really is Paddy Power. I think he just bought into the company a few years ago after he made his fortune in construction

Charlie

Deleted User wrote: »

Melissa all the way. But are we talkin one night or girlfriend material here?

Girlfriend, but the two ladies I linked, were only examples. Its more about the concept.

Girlfirend then its option B


reminds me of the saying "we all want a sirloin steak, but every now and then theres nothing better than a greasy burger"


A - greasy burger

B - steak

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Trilla wrote: »

Hate Rugby and Cricket though

The Limited Overs and Twenty/20 versions of Cricket are bleedin' great fun.

Trilla wrote: »

Just got caught (again) staring at one of our sexy project managers... oh what I would do to her

Oh my jesus, I just started a new job today and there's a deadly chick in the training class. I seated myself near her so I'd be on her "team" if any of them group thingies cropped up.

Worked a charm

Mr Alan wrote: »

Thought jools holland was good. really like the french chick actually.

Carla Bruni, wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Google her.

Do it.

Mr Alan wrote: »

Metallica are ****e.

gtfo.

They are bang back on form with this new album.

Mr Alan wrote: »

and you're a wool

I'm still hurt you called me that.