The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Sherifu

Xavi6 wrote: »

Aren't we all?! I see we both got mentioned on Nerin's one.

*runs off to embrace the big time and celebrity status*

Cake Lover and Quote Rustler.

Xavi6

[rant]

So every day I go for lunch in one of the delies around work. I mix it up depending on what I'm in the mood for. Anyway, I'm quite a fussy eater. Basically I eat nothing but meat and cheese so my order goes something like this -

Me - "Can I've a long white roll please?"
Her - "Butter?"
Me - "Yes please"
Her - "Ok what would you like?"
Me - "Just chicken and grated cheese please"
Her - "Salad?"
Me - "No thanks"
Her (puzzled look) - 'Mayonnaise?"
Me - "No thanks"
Her (astonished look) - "Salt/pepper?"
Me - "No thanks"
Her (disapproving look) - "Cut in half?"
Me - "No thanks"
Her (disgusted at this stage) - $5.40

Now what the f*ck is with all the faces? I don't like that sh*te on my sandwich. Every day I'm made feel small by some poxy deli worker just because I don't want their bloody rabbit food tarnishing my roll. The Subway crew actually look at me like I've got ten heads. Plus every time I ask for a 'white' roll in there I get a f*cking 'wheat' one cause they don't understand me! Aaaaarrrrggh!

To make things worse, they keep the utensils of the deli sitting in the lettuce bowl so when they cut the roll I get little pieces of grass stuck in amongst my cheese. If I wanted f*cking lettuce I'd have f*cking asked for it!

Anyway, it's Friday, where's the pub?

[/rant]

MrJoeSoap

Sweet Onion Chicken Teryaki, toasted, lettuce, tomato, southwest sauce.

Boo yah!

eZe^

You bastards, I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday and cant have delicious rolls for another few days... Count yourselves lucky . It was pretty funny yesterday though, it felt like they botoxed half my face. At least its an excuse to not study for my exams in may.



Procrastination makes the world go around.

gucci

~Rebel~ wrote: »

Oooooh ya lucky bastrd, would love to see Down live!

it was absolutely savage, really enjoyed it. my neck is killing me from all the jumping around i was doing, oh it was great........

gucci

Not exactly off topic, but im going to Wolves V West Brom tomorrow night in the West Midlands derby, presently working over in Birmingham so few of us decided to go. Hoping we dont get our heads kicked in!!

ibh

Xavi6 wrote: »

[rant]

So every day I go for lunch in one of the delies around work. I mix it up depending on what I'm in the mood for. Anyway, I'm quite a fussy eater. Basically I eat nothing but meat and cheese so my order goes something like this -

Me - "Can I've a long white roll please?"
Her - "Butter?"
Me - "Yes please"
Her - "Ok what would you like?"
Me - "Just chicken and grated cheese please"
Her - "Salad?"
Me - "No thanks"
Her (puzzled look) - 'Mayonnaise?"
Me - "No thanks"
Her (astonished look) - "Salt/pepper?"
Me - "No thanks"
Her (disapproving look) - "Cut in half?"
Me - "No thanks"
Her (disgusted at this stage) - $5.40

Now what the f*ck is with all the faces? I don't like that sh*te on my sandwich. Every day I'm made feel small by some poxy deli worker just because I don't want their bloody rabbit food tarnishing my roll. The Subway crew actually look at me like I've got ten heads. Plus every time I ask for a 'white' roll in there I get a f*cking 'wheat' one cause they don't understand me! Aaaaarrrrggh!

To make things worse, they keep the utensils of the deli sitting in the lettuce bowl so when they cut the roll I get little pieces of grass stuck in amongst my cheese. If I wanted f*cking lettuce I'd have f*cking asked for it!

Anyway, it's Friday, where's the pub?

[/rant]

I'm exactly the same. I don't eat any of the 'extras' that are used to pad out the ol John Rambo's.. I always have to ask in a takeaway for a burger with no onions or just ketchup please.
In Sydney i went to a takeaway and asked for a cheese burger with no dressing, just ketchup and the idiot said "no cheese on it??". I had to explain to him that i considered cheese to be one of the fundamental items that make up the cheese burger along with the burger and the bread...

I go to a coffee shop near where i work (in de nort..) and they do a delicious triple decker hot beef sambo. But when i order it, i say, "Hot beef triple, just butter and cheese, nothing else thank you".
To which they reply and also write on their notepad, "no onion? no mayo? no tomato? no lettuce? no mustard?" Makes me want to hit someone.

A work colleague didn't believe me that this was how mu friday lunchtime conversations go and had to come and witness it himself. Right on cue the waitress proceeded to list everything i didnt want instead of just writing the 2 items i did want.

Sherifu

I thought I lost my usb stick, but I didn't. Should start backing this stuff up...

Xavi6

ibh wrote: »

I'm exactly the same. I don't eat any of the 'extras' that are used to pad out the ol John Rambo's.. I always have to ask in a takeaway for a burger with no onions or just ketchup please.
In Sydney i went to a takeaway and asked for a cheese burger with no dressing, just ketchup and the idiot said "no cheese on it??". I had to explain to him that i considered cheese to be one of the fundamental items that make up the cheese burger along with the burger and the bread...

I go to a coffee shop near where i work (in de nort..) and they do a delicious triple decker hot beef sambo. But when i order it, i say, "Hot beef triple, just butter and cheese, nothing else thank you".
To which they reply and also write on their notepad, "no onion? no mayo? no tomato? no lettuce? no mustard?" Makes me want to hit someone.

A work colleague didn't believe me that this was how mu friday lunchtime conversations go and had to come and witness it himself. Right on cue the waitress proceeded to list everything i didnt want instead of just writing the 2 items i did want.

I feel your pain brother. The people I go to lunch with in work piss themselves laughing every day when I go to order. Bastards.

Sherifu wrote: »

I thought I lost my usb stick, but I didn't. Should start backing this stuff up...

The porn?

Sherifu

Xavi6 wrote: »

The porn?

Hardly, it's only 2 gigs.

Xavi6

Sherifu wrote: »

Hardly, it's only 2 gigs.

True. I've got me one of them external hard drive thingys. 150 gigs she is.

Sherifu

Xavi6 wrote: »

True. I've got me one of them external hard drive thingys. 150 gigs she is.

Even at that, it wouldn't be long filling up. Few weeks.

estebancambias

TUNA + Hot sauce from the Mosque=HEAVEN

eZe^

I was planning on going into college early today and get a good 5 hours of study done today, exams coming up in may. Havent started yet, how hard could physics exams be eh?

Xavi6

eZe^ wrote: »

I was planning on going into college early today and get a good 5 hours of study done today, exams coming up in may. Havent started yet, how hard could physics exams be eh?

Well I failed it in the Leaving so don't ask me!

Necronomicon

I'm taking today off study because it's my birthday :pac:

I wish exams didn't fall so close to it, I've done nothing but drink and play Mario Kart all weekend.

Mr Alan

Happy Birthday Necromomicon

Necronomicon

Thanks Mr. A!

eZe^

Happy birthday fellow Corkonian.



Ok, does anyone bloody remember Richard Blackwood on mtv? Hahahahahah, they just showed his old song on MTV as one of the worst songs ever. What a man, loved him as a child, he was the English version of Will Smith, until he literally disappeared off the edge of the world. Turns out he went super super bankrupt. :p:p:D:D:D


http://youtube.com/watch?v=M5d0SXcXtq8

Hahahahahahahahah, the good old days eh!

MrJoeSoap

I'll never forget the Richard Blackwood reference in The Office, sheer genius.

invincibleirish

eZe^ wrote: »

he was the English version of Will Smith

Was that what he was aiming for? it all makes sense now.

kerash

eZe^ wrote: »

Happy birthday fellow Corkonian.



Ok, does anyone bloody remember Richard Blackwood on mtv? Hahahahahah, they just showed his old song on MTV as one of the worst songs ever. What a man, loved him as a child, he was the English version of Will Smith, until he literally disappeared off the edge of the world. Turns out he went super super bankrupt. :p:p:D:D:D


http://youtube.com/watch?v=M5d0SXcXtq8

Hahahahahahahahah, the good old days eh!

half brother of Naomi Campbell? Or am i nutz....

happy Birthday Necromomicon, here one for you to enjoy

Xavi6

I never liked that tool. Used to piss me off every day when I got home from school and flicked on Select. Plus they only ever played half of the feckin song.

Donna Air wrecked my head as well. Actually did Select ever have any decent presenters (Kelly Brook aside obviously)? Our Emma Ledden wasn't bad but in general they were all sh*te.

_blank_

Donna Air : So, how did you all meet?
The Corrs : :eek:

gucci

did she really ask that? Legendery.....the corrs obviously, not donna air....

in seperate news did you see Peter Cechs face guard last night? For anyone who didnt

:):)

Sherifu

Rain, rain, rain today.

_blank_

Sherifu wrote: »

Rain, rain, rain today.

Not here, it's a lovely sunny day.

Sherifu

Started last night and it's still bucketing down today. A change from the sunshine anyway.

Mr Magnolia

DesF wrote: »

Not here, it's a lovely sunny day.

Yes it sure is. Damn this work malarky and it's interfering ways.

Xavi6

Beautiful sunset for me here.

patmac

Anyone else getting a lot of database errors when they try to access a thread?

Sherifu

patmac wrote: »

Anyone else getting a lot of database errors when they try to access a thread?

http://twitter.com/boards_ie

Mr Magnolia

There's a site-wide problem at the moment. Check out feedback.

Mr Magnolia

Sherifu wrote: »

http://twitter.com/boards_ie

I'll check that out when I get home, I can't access it from here. What exactly does it detail?

Sherifu

Mr Magnolia wrote: »

I'll check that out when I get home, I can't access it from here. What exactly does it detail?

Status of boards, at the moment the last message is:

Trip to the datacentre planned for tomorrow for some physical maintenance. Site is still unstable.

about 17 hours ago from web

Charlie

Where did that crappy Avram Grant in Star Wars thread disappear to??

Nalz

INVENTION

A TOILET SEAT WITH A SHOWER AND A FOOTSPA AND A SINK\ATNI FOGUP MIRROR ALL-IN-ONE


I'm gonna be a millionaire!

Sherifu

Trilla wrote: »

INVENTION

A TOILET SEAT WITH A SHOWER AND A FOOTSPA AND A SINK\ATNI FOGUP MIRROR ALL-IN-ONE


I'm gonna be a millionaire!

Welcome to Asia.

Sherifu

New balls please.

kerash

I lol'd at how Doni slaps Panucci's hand away - like a lady!!!:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLj0-Y27Zjs&feature=bz302

Nalz

Sherifu wrote: »

Welcome to Asia.

yeah well, i tell u who wrote it

Sherifu

Trilla wrote: »

yeah well, i tell u who wrote it

Who?

kerash

Sherifu wrote: »

Who?

Wha?:pac:

estebancambias

kerash wrote: »

I lol'd at how Doni slaps Panucci's hand away - like a lady!!!:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLj0-Y27Zjs&feature=bz302

Doni just looks funny at all times. He always looks like he hasn't a clue whats going on in the world around him.


This summer is going to be great.....GTA IV....MGS 4, EURO 2008..all in the space of a month.:D:D

Mr Alan

really are ridiculously good.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8oy0nR1Nhw

queue Des saying-"BORING!"

:cool:

but i dont care

Xavi6

FFS you could have at least named who it was in your post. I actually watched 10 seconds before I realised it was them clowns. UNCLEAN!

Mr Alan

Xavi....i used to be like you.....open your mind.....seriously, you'll be suprised at how good they actually are

Unearthly

estebancambias wrote: »

This summer is going to be great.....GTA IV....MGS 4, EURO 2008..all in the space of a month.:D:D

When you put it like that :cool:

I'll also have a job, and money to actually spend on stuff :eek:

kerash

jus to get away from the AH, what sport would you ban thread:mad:
apparently all "soccer" is fully of sissys who are overpaid, saying "eircom league" does not register.....:(

I give up

Unearthly

Topics like that really bring out the ignorant. Majority I bet have never even watched 1 bit of the sport they are bitching about.