The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Mr Alan

thanks Des, i'd say thats it.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

i find that guitar hero game a lot more difficult than learning to play basic guitar tbh.

Yea me 3. Its good craic if you're bored. Playin real guitar is more fun though.

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Is the girl who asked you hot?

Mr Alan

I reckon so

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

I reckon so

Do I know her?! :pac:

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You reckon?

Either she is, or she isn't.

How did she end up asking you anyway.

And are you unable to use google?

Mr Alan

yes Neil, you know her.

I googled it, but just got mumbo jumbo back.

Des

Des wrote: »

And are you unable to use google?

Boards is one of the very few sites we could access in that place....get a new job like I did Al, unlimited browsing FTW!

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

yes Neil, you know her.

PM me which one it is and I'll confirm for Des whether she's hot! :pac:

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Mr Alan wrote: »

yes Neil, you know her.

I googled it, but just got mumbo jumbo back.

Your google skills are shíte so.

Mr Alan

i have full internet access in here now neil-got Mark to sort it out for me

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Even YouTube?

Mr Alan

not Youtube, or gambling/dating sites etc.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

i have full internet access in here now neil-got Mark to sort it out for me

solid! All im not allowed on is youtube, facebook, bebo and yahoo mail! Thats it!



Des, to answer the question you asked, yes, but I hesitate to say that cos herself and Al are in love, they just havent realised it yet! :P

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You don't need dating sites.

How did last night go, btw?

Did you do a KaG?

5starpool

you've been websensed!!!

Des

Des wrote: »

You don't need dating sites.

How did last night go, btw?

Did you do a Deleted User?

Huh huh?

Mr Alan

Deleted User wrote: »

Des, to answer the question you asked, yes, but I hesitate to say that cos herself and Al are in love, they just havent realised it yet! :P

its ridiculous the amount of people who say that. its not true-she hates me.

Des wrote: »

You don't need dating sites.

How did last night go, btw?

Did you do a KaG?

the only reason i know about "dating sites" being block is cause they class facebook as one.

Last night was grand, just watched a few episodes of house, nothing happened, still havent made up my mind yet.

ps: KaG should be arrested.

5starpool wrote: »

you've been websensed!!!

tell me about it

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Mr Alan wrote: »

its ridiculous the amount of people who say that. its not true-she hates me.

Then why was she asking you to get the name of a song for her?

Hmmmmmm?

Mr Alan

she doesnt hate me, shes not into me though....she asked cause i am her friend.

you know just cause a girl talks to you doesnt mean she wants to mount you?

Necronomicon

Working in a small office was great, websense was unheard of.

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Mr Alan wrote: »

she doesnt hate me, shes not into me though....she asked cause i am her friend.

you know just cause a girl talks to you doesnt mean she wants to mount you?

Yeah, I know that.

I have plenty of female mates.

Ah now Al, your and her "banter" was very flirty in fairness.....at least it was when i was workin there!!


House is a class show, your man is deadly in it.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

ps: KaG should be arrested.

I resent that!

Have you never done the sad elephant to a girl either Al?

The ol pockets inside out and the fly open !

LOL

Mr Alan

ha ha ha ha sad elephant, never heard that before, class.

i'm only joking neil, you're right we are very flirty, we quite different, dont think it'd work.....we've mooched a few times though, excellent kisser. nice tits too.

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Mr Alan wrote: »

ha ha ha ha sad elephant, never heard that before, class.

i'm only joking neil, you're right we are very flirty, we quite different, dont think it'd work.....we've mooched a few times though, excellent kisser. nice tits too.

Then, you aren't "just friends". :rolleyes:

You've even seen seen her lady lumps.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

i'm only joking neil, you're right we are very flirty, we quite different, dont think it'd work.....we've mooched a few times though, excellent kisser. nice tits too.

I didnt know that till u admitted it but Im not in the least bit suprised!!

I dunno Al, opposites attract n all that.

And yea, great fun bags! :P

Mr Alan

was quite some time ago Des.

(i sent her the link for this thread to have a read:))

Des

Des wrote: »

Then, you aren't "just friends". :rolleyes:

You've even seen seen her lady lumps.

My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.


You have reminded me of that song now it'll be stuck in the head all day.


Just like one of the lads in work havin me remind him of Peter Griffins classic line "More tea Mr Bike" earlier today, he can't stop sayin it!

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Some food combos I cannot stand, but other people love.

Mint + Chocolate. Gag city.

Fish + Garlic. Just wrong.

My flatmate is a chef in a very high class Dublin restaurant. I recently got some Chili Chocolate Fudge, and had him taste it. He said the combination was abhorrent to him, but I love Chilli and Chocolate together. Green and Blacks do a nice Chilli Drinking Chocolate.

But those two I mentioned above, I can't eat either. They disgust me.

Des

Des wrote: »

Mint + Chocolate. Gag city.

:eek:

Nothing beats an ol mint crisp tbh.

You think that **** is wierd.....hear this..

I knew this kid when I was younger that put ketchup on his ice cream....I wanted to get sick on his face.

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Deleted User wrote: »

Just like one of the lads in work havin me remind him of Peter Griffins classic line "More tea Mr Bike" earlier today, he can't stop sayin it!

I get that when someone reminds me of the episode Stewie Loves Lois, the part where Stewie runs into the bedroom "Mom, mamma, mom, maw, mommy"

:D

Charlie

Des wrote: »

Some food combos I cannot stand, but other people love.

Cinema popcorn + Malteasers lobbed in the bucket =

My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.

Cheers Neil, for you have now gotten that song in my head. :mad:

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

Cinema popcorn + Malteasers lobbed in the bucket =

Minstrels ftw.


Lads, yiz should try Sausage on toast with marmalade.

De-fricking-licious.

Mr Alan

thats sounds ****ing rotten tbh

the minstrels/malteesers with popcorn combo is all good, but sausage and marmalade!? wtf?

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Mr Alan wrote: »

thats sounds ****ing rotten tbh

the minstrels/malteesers with popcorn combo is all good, but sausage and marmalade!? wtf?

Just try it.

Charlie

I'm quite partial to dipping me chips in a McFlurry/Sundae when in Mc'ers.

Mind you, that sausie/jam combo Des is talking about sounds vile.

Nalz

stewed apples and banana sandwiches ftw

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

Mind you, that sausie/jam combo Des is talking about sounds vile.

Yeah, and you do THIS??

charlie mchugh wrote: »

I'm quite partial to dipping me chips in a McFlurry/Sundae when in Mc'ers.

I've only ever seen sharrens in pjs doing this tbh.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

Yeah, and you do THIS??


I've only ever seen sharrens in pjs doing this tbh.

I'm a man of the people, what can I say.

Kold

I sprinkle sugar on my bacon and sausages so it wouldn't phase me except I'm not too fond of marmalade.

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

I'm a man of the people, what can I say.

Man of the people my arse.

You probably smoke john player blue too.

Mum, mummy, mamma, mum...........WHAT...................hi tee hee hee!

excellent Des!


My mate mixed things such as hot chicken and egg mayo (delish) and pretty much any combo of meats! Some of them are sick tbh. Ketchup and cheese on toast......

Mr Alan

Des wrote: »

You probably smoke john player blue too.

hey :mad:

Xavi6

Eh what's wrong with ketchup and cheese?

Nothin at all, I eat that tbh. Was just addin it to the list of odd combos!

Mr Alan

ketchup and cheese?

sure most burgers will have that, nothing wrong with it (as long as their is something cooked in the mix)

Nalz

Mr Alan wrote: »

ketchup and cheese?

sure most burgers will have that, nothing wrong with it (as long as their is something cooked in the mix)

on its own is okay too

Mr Alan

you sick bastard.

ibh

Des wrote: »

Man of the people my arse.

You probably smoke john player blue too.

I thought ever smoker in Dubluin was on JPB...