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The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

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  • #9602
    Nalz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,846 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    you sick bastard.

    toasted cheese and ketchup aint far off a pizza

    pizza - cheese, bread and tomato sauce/puree

    sambo - cheese, bread and tomoto sauce/ketchup


  • #9603
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    ibh wrote: »
    I thought ever smoker in Dubluin was on JPB...:confused:

    I smoke Camel, or cheap Marlboro from Eastern Europe.


  • #9604
    ibh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭ibh


    Des wrote: »
    I smoke Camel, or cheap Marlboro from Eastern Europe.

    You're obviously a fordiner.....;)

    Carroll No1, all the way..


  • #9605
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,908 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Smokin's for gheys tbh


  • #9606
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    ibh wrote: »
    Carroll No1, all the way..

    There is a scale of scobiness and cigarettes.

    Cardles are just slightly above Jonnie Blew on it.


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  • #9607
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    JPB are actually the nicest fags though.


  • #9608
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Kold wrote: »
    JPB are actually the nicest fags though.

    They taste like shíte to me.


  • #9609
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Des wrote: »
    They taste like shíte to me.

    They're the only fags I'd buy. Don't really smoke, just a lot of weed so I buy tobacco most the time. However if I'm down the pub and someone offers me a Blue, it's the only fag that actually feels nice.


  • #9610
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Malboro lights ftw


  • #9611
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    man, I wish there was a place on Boards where we could talk about smoking, a dedicated smoking forum....


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  • #9612
    Charlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Smokin's for gheys tbh

    This.

    Just remembered, the Esso round the corner is doing a special, 3 bags of Johnny Onion Rings for a yoyo. (Grabs a fiver) later dudes.


  • #9613
    ibh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭ibh


    Des wrote: »
    man, I wish there was a place on Boards where we could talk about smoking, a dedicated smoking forum....

    Nah, it'd get really old, really fast....


  • #9614
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Smokin's for gheys tbh

    + 1

    Nasty habit.


  • #9615
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,908 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Just got my tickets for the Big Day Out 09! :D


  • #9616
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    People still smoke?

    I thought it was just veterans and homeless people doing that. Ugh!

    It is the number 1 turn off for me.


  • #9617
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    GuanYin wrote: »
    It is the number 1 turn off for me.


    *stubs out fag*


  • #9618
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Just got my tickets for the Big Day Out 09! :D

    Don't forget you have a job to do on the Ting Tings.
    GuanYin wrote:
    People still smoke?

    I thought it was just veterans and homeless people doing that. Ugh!

    It is the number 1 turn off for me.

    Apparently so. It wouldn't turn me off a girl altogether but she'd want to have some seriously attractive redeeming features.


  • #9619
    ~Rebel~
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,077 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    yeah, really not a fan of kissing a smoker. Its like licking an ashtray.


  • #9620
    ibh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭ibh


    GuanYin wrote: »
    It is the number 1 turn off for me.

    Yea but if you have other really bad qualities it takes the focus off them.
    I'm a typical social smoker. Having a few drinks or at the football and i'll puffing away on a fag or a cigar. Rest of the time, i don't bother with it.

    Love smoking in the company of people who hate it. Probably doesn't shine me in a positive light, but i do take pleasure from p'ssing off anti-smokers.


  • #9621
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,908 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    ibh wrote: »
    Love smoking in the company of people who hate it. Probably doesn't shine me in a positive light, but i do take pleasure from p'ssing off anti-smokers.

    Yeah I know what you mean. I love asking smokers for a ciggie then snapping it in half right in front of their eyes. It's like murdering one of their family.


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  • #9622
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Des wrote: »
    *stubs out fag*

    Ha! Yeah! Like you'd want to impress me :p
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Apparently so. It wouldn't turn me off a girl altogether but she'd want to have some seriously attractive redeeming features.

    Nah, it is a dealbreaker for me. I could have the hottest celebrity on the planet come up to me and I'd still say no if they smoked.
    ~Rebel~ wrote: »
    yeah, really not a fan of kissing a smoker. Its like licking an ashtray.
    It is worse if they come for a "sleepover" and you have the smell of cigarette smoke on your pillow and sheets.

    It takes forever to clear away the smell.

    ibh wrote:
    Love smoking in the company of people who hate it. Probably doesn't shine me in a positive light, but i do take pleasure from p'ssing off anti-smokers.

    You're exactly the type of guy I like to throw drinks over ;):p


  • #9623
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Yeah I know what you mean. I love asking smokers for a ciggie then snapping it in half right in front of their eyes. It's like murdering one of their family.

    Haha quality! Gonna try that next time I'm out!


  • #9624
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    GuanYin wrote: »
    Nah, it is a dealbreaker for me. I could have the hottest celebrity on the planet come up to me and I'd still say no if they smoked.


    Celebrities are just people! No hotter! :pac: But I know what you mean. For me it knocks her back a long way but if everything else is good I can get past it (and get to work on talkin her into quittin! :pac:)


    GuanYin wrote:
    You're exactly the type of guy I like to throw drinks over ;):p
    That's the spirit!!


  • #9625
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Haha quality! Gonna try that next time I'm out!

    Black eye tbh.


  • #9626
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    Smokings cool anyone who doesn't smoke is just a square man. A SQUARE!

    There I said it, now get over it.


  • #9627
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Des wrote: »
    Black eye tbh.

    I have one at the moment so could care less!


  • #9628
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,908 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Des wrote: »
    Black eye tbh.

    Same thing a smoker would get if they blew their cancer cloud in my face tbh.


  • #9629
    Charlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Des wrote: »
    Black eye tbh.

    sssshhhhhhhhh.


  • #9630
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Ohhhhh all the testosterone.

    It's like watching male bonobos hump.


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  • #9631
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,908 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    GuanYin wrote: »
    Ohhhhh all the testosterone.

    It's like watching male bonobos hump.

    I had to google it

    bonobos.gif


  • #9632
    ibh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭ibh


    GuanYin wrote: »
    Ohhhhh all the testosterone.

    It's like watching male bonobos hump.

    You've seen Bono humping??:eek:


  • #9633
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    ibh wrote: »
    You've seen Bono humping??:eek:

    Thankfully no. I find him repulsive.


    Des!!!! You BANNED me from the Smoking forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :eek: :(


  • #9634
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    I had to google it

    bonobos.gif

    LOL
    GuanYin wrote: »
    Thankfully no. I find him repulsive.


    Des!!!! You BANNED me from the Smoking forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :eek: :(

    Deserved ! :p


  • #9635
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    GuanYin wrote: »
    Thankfully no. I find him repulsive.


    Des!!!! You BANNED me from the Smoking forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :eek: :(

    Better idea....FEEDBACK THREAD! :pac:


  • #9636
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    GuanYin wrote: »
    Des!!!! You BANNED me from the Smoking forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :eek: :(

    No, I didn't.

    It's private access.


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  • #9637
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    can i have access please betty, i love smoking :)

    (although i do kinda wanna quit lately)


  • #9638
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    can i have access please betty, i love smoking :)

    (although i do kinda wanna quit lately)

    If another mod can give me the link to modutils, I'll do it now, otherwise you'll have to wait until I get home later on this evening, my computer in work doesn't have my bookmarks or favourites on it.


  • #9639
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Des wrote: »
    No, I didn't.

    It's private access.

    Ohhhhh. Why?

    I better delete that Feedback thread ;)


    Can I have access? I promise I'll be good!

    *hides lung cancer website pictures and links*


  • #9640
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    i love smoking :)

    I guessed you were the smoking type.


  • #9641
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    See my above post regarding allowing access. :)


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  • #9642
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Fight the power Al....quit!!


    Des can I have access?! for the craic like! Promises not to troll.....:pac:


  • #9643
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    GuanYin wrote: »
    I guessed you were the smoking type.

    funny, cause i figured you'd be type would moan about it all the time, guess we were both right ;)


  • #9644
    DeadSkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,904 ✭✭✭DeadSkin


    I'm a quitter.
    Used to be fond of the rollies. Ah the memories, standing in a bus shelter on a real sh!tty day trying to make a schmoke.


  • #9645
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    funny, cause i figured you'd be type would moan about it all the time, guess we were both right ;)

    You're wrong, I don't moan about smokers. I quietly try to hide the mix of pity and revulsion I feel for them.

    Maybe thats why I knew you were a smoker!


  • #9646
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    funny, cause i figured you'd be type would moan about it all the time, guess we were both right ;)

    GY's a moaner?

    Nnnniiice


  • #9647
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    GuanYin wrote: »
    You're wrong, I don't moan about smokers. I quietly try to hide the mix of pity and revulsion I feel for them.

    Maybe thats why I knew you were a smoker!

    You and Al should get a room ;)

    Watch out though, he's a sad elephant :p


  • #9648
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    GuanYin wrote: »
    I quietly try to hide the mix of pity and revulsion I feel for them.

    Moan probably wasnt the right word, more that you would adopt that patronising condescending ****e you do, as evidenced above :)

    its alright though, i still love you.

    14.jpg


  • #9649
    delija_sever029
    Registered Users Posts: 3,008 ✭✭✭delija_sever029


    Everyone stop writing or the old OT thread will be in the shadow of this one when they bring it back:eek:


  • #9650
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Man goes to shop, with knife.

    Man intends to rob shop.

    Man holds knife to shop girl's throat.

    Shop girl's boyfriend takes knife from man.

    Boyfriend stabs man.

    Man dies later in hospital.

    Hero.


  • #9651
    Charlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Des wrote: »
    Man goes to shop, with knife.

    Man intends to rob shop.

    Man holds knife to shop girl's throat.

    Shop girl's boyfriend takes knife from man.

    Boyfriend stabs man.

    Man dies later in hospital.

    Hero.

    Agreed. I was only up there shopping a few hours before all that sh/t kicked off. Scum of the earth those folk. Live by the sword, die by the sword.


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