The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Charlie · 10-10-2008 1:10pm

Dub13 wrote: »

Well its a 3 bed and I got the Attic converted,I am not sure what its called now a 3 or a 4.When we first moved in we had no kids,we bought young 21 and the dog had its own room.Now the dog is gone to 'be a police dog',and I am filling up the rooms with kids.MrsDub13 is pregnant again (a boards exclusive) so next year we will have 4 kids all 6 or under.So the house is full.

Ya randy feckers.

Oh and congrats btw.

10-10-2008 1:11pm

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Use it to provide us with some epic bewbs. Even GY won't begrude you that on your 5000th.

To do that ive to wait till i get home, I dunno if I have the patience tbh!

Charlie · 10-10-2008 1:14pm

Deleted User wrote: »

To do that ive to wait till i get home, I dunno if I have the patience tbh!

That is a pickle alright.

Perhaps a stealth photo of a bussomy young lady from the office would solve this problem? Work tits ftw!

_blank_ · 10-10-2008 1:14pm

Dub13 wrote: »

Well its a 3 bed and I got the Attic converted,I am not sure what its called now a 3 or a 4.

That's called Three and a Half, my parents have the same.

Dub13 wrote: »

Now the dog is gone to 'be a police dog',

We had a dog years ago, and he went to work on a farm. Wonder how he's getting on.

Dub13 wrote: »

MrsDub13 is pregnant again (a boards exclusive)

\o/

John Mason · 10-10-2008 1:15pm

Dub13 wrote: »

.MrsDub13 is pregnant again (a boards exclusive) so next year we will have 4 kids all 6 or under.So the house is full.

My god man, tie a knot in it :eek:

Give Mrs. Dub13 my sympathys (in a good way)

4 under 6 - oh, get it now, you are going to start selling them as a way to beat the recession. i like it.

Mr Alan · 10-10-2008 1:16pm

Dub13 wrote: »

MrsDub13 is pregnant again (a boards exclusive) so next year we will have 4 kids all 6 or under.So the house is full.

do you two know wat a condom is? or the pill?

only joking, congrats

*****************
onto more serious matters, my band needs a new name, my head is ****ing wrecked with it, cant get to sleep thinking about it, then when i do sleep-i dream about it! i've been reading the dictionary every night for the last month, scrolling through quote websites, waiting for divine intervention.....have a deadline of 28th Oct to come up with one and cant

i'm gonna jump out the window. bye.

Charlie · 10-10-2008 1:16pm

Des wrote: »

We had a dog years ago, and he went to work on a farm. Wonder how he's getting on.

Credit crunch is probably hitting him hard.

John Mason · 10-10-2008 1:18pm

Des wrote: »

We had a dog years ago, and he went to work on a farm. Wonder how he's getting on.

i bet you he is one of those feckers who havent spent their grants

ShiverinEskimo · 10-10-2008 1:20pm

The sister just arrived back from Italy after confirming the location for her wedding next year.

I just got slammed with a 2530 euro invoice for my place at the wedding next july.

You can tell who the successful sibling is of this family.

John Mason · 10-10-2008 1:23pm

Oh Def leopard on the radio LOL

having a little bop in office

Dub13 · 10-10-2008 1:23pm

Thanks for the kind words folks.I am aware of contraception but we decided to have the kids all together,I wanted all kids out of the way before we were 30 and MrsDub13 wanted 4.I am just gone 29 and she is 28 so hopefully the plan is working and we should be finished having kids by the time we are 30.Its been hard we have had a kid in nappy's for the last 5 years and maybe for the next 3 so that will be 8 odd years of solid nappy changing.I am a different man now.

She is now talking about me 'getting some work done,down below'.I have assured her this will not happen ever.

The dog going had nothing to do with the Credit crunch although she did eat a lot looking back on it she was a big dog.The kids could not use the back garden with all the dog **** so the dog or the kids had to go.

Charlie · 10-10-2008 1:25pm

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

The sister just arrived back from Italy after confirming the location for her wedding next year.

I just got slammed with a 2530 euro invoice for my place at the wedding next july.

Fcuking hell. There would want to be mandatory bridesmaid sex thrown in for that amount of wonga.

Mr Alan · 10-10-2008 1:26pm

Dub13 wrote: »

She is now talking about me 'getting some work done,down below'.I have assured her this will not happen ever.

Penis extentsion?

how dare she!:eek::mad:

_blank_ · 10-10-2008 1:26pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

onto more serious matters, my band needs a new name, my head is ****ing wrecked with it,

:eek:

So, what am I supposed to do with your stuff on my mp3 player?

My playlists will be all messed up.

Think of the fans man. Think of the fans.

(send me the new stuff btw, I can't listen to it here, but I will at home, I was actually listening to the other stuff on the bus this morning)

Mr Alan wrote: »

have a deadline of 28th Oct to come up with one and cant

Gig?

Where, we can have a Boards Soccer Beers at it.

BandName

Des And The Shoebox Mongrels.

Charlie · 10-10-2008 1:29pm

Heads up to anyone with SkyHD, Back To The Future is making its epic HD debut tonight in HD.

Xavi6 · 10-10-2008 1:30pm

Call the band 'Recession'.

John Mason · 10-10-2008 1:31pm

Dub13 wrote: »

Thanks for the kind words folks.I am aware of contraception but we decided to have the kids all together,I wanted all kids out of the way before we were 30 and MrsDub13 wanted 4.I am just gone 29 and she is 28

:eek::eek: you are not even 30 - good god :eek::eek:

I am older then you and have never had a dog :eek::eek

Mr Alan · 10-10-2008 1:35pm

Des wrote: »

(send me the new stuff btw, I can't listen to it here, but I will at home, I was actually listening to the other stuff on the bus this morning)

Gig?

Where, we can have a Boards Soccer Beers at it.

BandName

Des And The Shoebox Mongrels.

no ..... studio to record a couple of songs, followed by a couple of gigs after that which have yet to be arranged. i'll let you know when they are.

bet you HATE the next one i send

:pac:

Xavi6 · 10-10-2008 1:40pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

bet you HATE the next one i send :pac:

It's called 'An Ode to Sunderland' isn't it?

Mr Alan · 10-10-2008 1:45pm

my next one is for you Xavi, its called- "2 nil, and you ****ed it up!";)

yeoowwwwwww!

Nalz · 10-10-2008 1:48pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

my next one is for you Xavi, its called- "2 nil, and you ****ed it up!";)

yeoowwwwwww!

and you could do a cover of Alice

only it can be " 18 years in the shadows of United" instead of "17 years livin next door"

Edit: actually that sounded better when i was typing it. I'll get my coat so...

Necronomicon · 10-10-2008 1:50pm

LOL, I've been there with the dictionary thing Al. It's head wrecking!

Did you have to ditch your other name, or have you been nameless the whole time?

_blank_ · 10-10-2008 1:52pm

Yeah, what's wrong with the name you already have?

Are you going to be a "The" band?

Mr Alan · 10-10-2008 1:53pm

yea jog on trilla

_blank_ · 10-10-2008 1:53pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

jog on

You bleedin' culchie

Nalz · 10-10-2008 1:55pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

yea jog on trilla

18 years!

Mr Alan · 10-10-2008 1:56pm

at the moment, we are called "The Benns"

the reason for that is cause its the club where we played our first gig. it was grand while we were just knocking around locally playing cover gigs/parties etc, but we are starting to take it more seriously, moving into town with our own stuff.....new name is needed i think (although a couple of the lads dont think so incidentally).

wat are you called?
The Benns
Like the Radiohead album?
**** OFF!!!!!

DeadSkin · 10-10-2008 1:57pm

Dub13 wrote: »

MrsDub13 is pregnant again (a boards exclusive) so next year we will have 4 kids all 6 or under.So the house is full.

Congrats dude.
We just had our first four weeks ago. Think we'll stick with one for the time being. See how it goes :pac:

_blank_ · 10-10-2008 1:57pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

wat are you called?
The Benns
Like the Radiohead album?
**** OFF!!!!!

Aha.

That's fairly headwrecking I'd say.

Mr Alan · 10-10-2008 1:57pm

Des wrote: »

You bleedin' culchie

only reason i said it was cause some cheeky corkonian **** bouncer said it to me a while ago, and it pissed me off no end at the time.

John Mason · 10-10-2008 1:59pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

wat are you called?
The Benns
Like the Radiohead album?
**** OFF!!!!!

you know that's the first thing that came in to my head even though it was spelt differently, i would never go and see your band with a name like that

ibh · 10-10-2008 1:59pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

at the moment, we are called "The Benns"

the reason for that is cause its the club where we played our first gig. it was grand while we were just knocking around locally playing cover gigs/parties etc, but we are starting to take it more seriously, moving into town with our own stuff.....new name is needed i think (although a couple of the lads dont think so incidentally).

wat are you called?
The Benns
Like the Radiohead album?
**** OFF!!!!!

What about 'The Benny's'. Can't see any negative connotations attached to that..........

PFB: How the fcuk does someone get these damn grants?? Do you have to be a student?? Some dude told me before that you can get a grant for travelling a certain distance for work. Don't know if thats true, but if it is, i'm in like Flynn with my 100mile daily roundtrip.

John Mason · 10-10-2008 2:00pm

ibh wrote: »

What about 'The Benny's'. Can't see any negative connotations attached to that..........

PFB: How the fcuk does someone get these damn grants?? Do you have to be a student?? Some dude told me before that you can get a grant for travelling a certain distance for work. Don't know if thats true, but if it is, i'm in like Flynn with my 100mile daily roundtrip.

mine are kinda of like business set up ones - i cant really mention it here. everyone hates us

Dub13 · 10-10-2008 2:02pm

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

:eek::eek: you are not even 30 - good god :eek::eek:

I am older then you and have never had a dog :eek::eek

Get a move on....MrsDub13 has not worked for years it would not be financially viable to get 3 kinds minded.She is a 'kept' woman,looks like a great lifestyle to me.I have friends the same as you and they will have kids when we are getting our lives back.

DeadSkin wrote: »

Congrats dude.
We just had our first four weeks ago. Think we'll stick with one for the time being. See how it goes :pac:

Thanks and congrats,the first is the hardest.They get easer.

Xavi6 · 10-10-2008 2:02pm

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

you know that's the first thing that came in to my head even though it was spelt differently, i would never go and see your band with a name like that

First thing I thought of was Mr. Benn

_blank_ · 10-10-2008 2:02pm

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

you know that's the first thing that came in to my head even though it was spelt differently, i would never go and see your band with a name like that

Yes you would.

I'd tell you to go, and you'd do what your told.

Charlie · 10-10-2008 2:03pm

Jog on. Never would have associated that with those from bogland. Always more of a nawty boys phrase. No??

"Jog on you muggy little cnut"

ibh · 10-10-2008 2:03pm

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

mine are kinda of like business set up ones - i cant really mention it here. everyone hates us

If you're giving away money, then i can't see how anybody would hate you...
As for business start-ups, i'm trying to think of an idea but having no joy at the min.
My ideal business would be like that Irish company Glenisk that make organic yoghurt and butter etc. Just live on a farm and not worry bout travelling to work..

John Mason · 10-10-2008 2:05pm

Dub13 wrote: »

Get a move on....MrsDub13 has not worked for years it would not be financially viable to get 3 kinds minded.She is a 'kept' woman,looks like a great lifestyle to me.I have friends the same as you and they will have kids when we are getting our lives back.

Its a bit late now, i nearly past the breeding age now and i kinda hate kids so............

Des wrote: »

Yes you would.

I'd tell you to go, and you'd do what your told.

i will in my hole - dont you be telling me what to do, so you will be in sleeping in the airport tonight

10-10-2008 2:13pm

ibh wrote: »

What about 'The Benny's'. Can't see any negative connotations attached to that..........

Game. Set. Match.

ShiverinEskimo · 10-10-2008 2:15pm

Al - call your band 'The Boards' as a dedication to where you spend most of your time.

Xavi6 · 10-10-2008 2:17pm

Or 'The Bore-ds' seeing as it's Al.........

10-10-2008 2:20pm

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Al - call your band 'The Boards' as a dedication to where you spend most of your time.

Or as a really chav way of saying "the birds?"

ShiverinEskimo · 10-10-2008 2:30pm

Or 'The Bints' because of his fascination with calling certain members of the public by that name. Excusing the obvious conflict in gender.

monkey9 · 10-10-2008 2:38pm

If it was a boyband you were in Al, there'd be plenty of band name options, e,g TBH, IMO or FTW. But i think you should call yourselves The Trolls!!

10-10-2008 2:43pm

He could call his band "The Ryan Admas Experience" - yes I meant to spell it Admas!

Dub13 · 10-10-2008 2:43pm

Call them...'the Tools'

Mr Alan · 10-10-2008 2:48pm

you lot are about as much use as a wooden cunt.

John Mason · 10-10-2008 2:50pm

perfect

The wooden C U Next Tuesdays

DeadSkin · 10-10-2008 2:51pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

you lot are about as much use as a wooden cunt.

Mr Alan & the Wooden Cunts. That is, if you are lead vocalist.

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