The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Mr Alan

This forum is full of children!

Xavi6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo

:pac:

Mr Alan

cant view that video, am in work.

Xavi6

Use a proxy

Or just google the link. That'll tell you all you need to know.

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Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound

And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look in your eyes

Mr Alan

I'm afraid!

i'll wait till i get home

Sherifu

Mr Alan wrote: »

I'm afraid!

i'll wait till i get home

Ahahahahahaha


Damn pornography.

KdjaCL

DesF wrote: »

Mr Alan has a new gf

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055287911&page=3

It will never work the language barrier is too much.



kdjac

Mr Alan

Language barrier would be the least of my worries.....

****ing corkonian keanite!

for crying out loud, i thought you's would have given me more credit than that

Sherifu

The best part is she's a manc. Opposites attract...

Xavi6

I say we set them up. First soccer couple forum to have relations.

Sure I'll get the ball rolling and drop her a PM now.

Mr Alan

yous realise if she reads this board again.........

(which i doubt she will, part-time bint Utd fan only checking out the climax of the season i reckon!:))

........ she is gonna be scared the **** away by you nutcases!

Xavi6

Ah now stop tryin to act cool in front of your mates.

PM sent.

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Has anyone else got this bleedin' cold that's goin around?

Jaysis, I was smothered over the bank holiday weekend, couldn't even enjoy the sun. :mad:

Xavi6

Ha hate that. No sniffles for me!

Back up to 27 degrees today. Sun splittin the stones. And this is meant to be late Autumn!!!

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Back up to 27 degrees today. Sun splittin the stones. And this is meant to be late Autumn!!!

Cúnt.

That is all.

Xavi6

DesF wrote: »

Cúnt.

That is all.

Trained for the first time in 5 weeks yesterday so I'm off home in a few to grab the football and head onto the green to do kick ups in the sunset. Beautiful.

Mr Magnolia

No sniffles here either.



/touches wood




<ahem>

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Trained for the first time in 5 weeks yesterday so I'm off home in a few to grab the football and head onto the green to do kick ups in the sunset. Beautiful.

Actually, this time two years ago I was camping out in Kakadu.

Have you been up there yet?

If not, take a week off and go and do a tour of the place, absolutely breathtaking it is.

Check out this snake on my head.

But be careful you don't get bitten :eek:

Oh good times indeed, I met this tall, blonde lass from The Isle of Man, who was a stripper.

Man, she was gorgeous.

Necronomicon

Xavi6 wrote: »

Trained for the first time in 5 weeks yesterday so I'm off home in a few to grab the football and head onto the green to do kick ups in the sunset. Beautiful.

You really enjoy rubbing our noses in it don't you!

It's actually really nice here right now, which of course can only mean my exams started yesterday.

*sigh*

At least when the Leaving Cert starts we should get that blistering sun we get every year when it's on :pac:

ibh

Playing football in the sun last night for the first game of the season, just reminded me of playing in Sydney. Nothing like the good weather for encouraging the team to get the ball down and play it instead of the long ball game that most of the teams play.

BTW lucky bastard Xavi for being able to rely on the weather being good for a kick around in the park. Were having our summer right now. Blink and you'll miss it!!

Xavi6

DesF wrote: »

Actually, this time two years ago I was camping out in Kakadu.

Have you been up there yet?

If not, take a week off and go and do a tour of the place, absolutely breathtaking it is.

Check out this snake on my head.

But be careful you don't get bitten :eek:

Oh good times indeed, I met this tall, blonde lass from The Isle of Man, who was a stripper.

Man, she was gorgeous.

Fuck man those bites look nasty!

No haven't been there. Haven't done much travelling at all tbh. Damn job holding me back. Planning a weekend over east for the International Rules whenever it gets announced.

Oh and eh, pics of that stripper one?

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I remember taking a motely crew of lads from a hostel in San Diego down to a park there (actually, the same park is featured in Anchor Man). Yanks, Aussies, Canadians, Mexicans, Irish, English.

It was so bleedin' warm that day.

gucci

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ha hate that. No sniffles for me!

Back up to 27 degrees today. Sun splittin the stones. And this is meant to be late Autumn!!!

I have moved to the UK and it was 32 degrees in MY FRICKING OFFICE yesterday, air con is broken.........man i dunno how long il last in this place

Sherifu

Air con got done in the office today. \o/ We are almost ready for 40 degrees...

gucci

Sherifu wrote: »

Air con got done in the office today. \o/ We are almost ready for 40 degrees...

i hate you......

Xavi6

Just decided that I'm gonna go see Elton John on Saturday with some of the lads from the football team. How gay is that?! Anyone been?

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Xavi6 wrote: »

How gay is that?!

Very.

http://www.pinchukartcentre.org/images/novosti/Elton.jpg

Xavi6 wrote: »

go see Elton John...with some of the lads

wtf?

Xavi6

Ah now Des he's a bit of a legend in fairness. Some crackin choons. Plus it'll be MILF/GILF central :cool:

gucci

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ah now Des he's a bit of a legend in fairness. Some crackin choons. Plus it'll be MILF/GILF central :cool:

Still not enough reason to go. Essentially you have to ask yourself the question, if i were given free tickets to this, would i go? The only concert i would imagine would attract more ghey people to might be cher?

DesF wrote: »

Very.
http://www.pinchukartcentre.org/images/novosti/Elton.jpg
wtf?

In fairness those spectacles are practical at least....while also being gay

Mr Alan

Xavi; i'm with you all the way. Elton John is quite excellent!

Daniel,Tiny Dancer,Border Song i could continue.

I'd go and see him.

Des ya big homophobe!(sp?)

Sherifu

Arses to the wall!

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Mr Alan wrote: »

Des ya big homophobe!(sp?)

I'm not a homophobe in the slightest.

I have many gay frineds.

Xavi6

Does it make it worse that I'm paying $150 for the ticket?

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Does it make it worse that I'm paying $150 for the ticket?

You're making your hole bigger with every post.

Xavi6

DesF wrote: »

You're making your hole bigger with every post.

Insert butt sekz joke here......

ibh

Xavi6 wrote: »

Insert butt sekz joke here......

You said 'Insert'..:)

Mr Alan

This is definately my favourite thread on boards

gucci

Xavi6 wrote: »

Does it make it worse that I'm paying $150 for the ticket?

Sweet Jeebus....all that walking around upside down in Oz has got you going crazy.

Xavi6

Mr Alan wrote: »

This is definately my favourite thread on boards

Should be stickied imo

gucci wrote: »

Sweet Jeebus....all that walking around upside down in Oz has got you going crazy.

Well I was offered the ticket so meh whatever. Just to see him once will be great.

Can't wait to see 'Rocket Man'. All I'll be able to picture is Stewie's version in Family Guy!

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Can't wait to see 'Rocket Man'. All I'll be able to picture is Stewie's version in Family Guy!

Legendary tbh, and the full clip isn't on the 'tube.

:mad:

gucci

I see elton is playing in Birmingham in November, if you need a garden to camp in, give me a call.

MrJoeSoap

Xavi6 wrote: »

MILF/GILF central :cool:

I'm wondering if the G there stands for something other than grandmother?

It's gotta be at least 85 degrees celsius outside. I'm off to play some hurling, go for a cycle then back to the beer-garden of the local for some much needed nectar.

MrJoeSoap

gucci wrote: »

I see elton is playing in Birmingham in November, if you need a garden to be camp in, give me a call.

Ficksed.

patmac

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

I'm wondering if the G there stands for something other than grandmother?

It's gotta be at least 85 degrees celsius outside. I'm off to play some hurling, go for a cycle then back to the beer-garden of the local for some much needed nectar.

Proper manly stuff non of that girly Elton John messing from you.

MrJoeSoap

patmac wrote: »

Proper manly stuff non of that girly Elton John messing from you.

Now ya have it!

Xavi6

patmac wrote: »

Proper manly stuff non of that girly Elton John messing from you.

Yep so manly in fact that he'll probably be listening to 'Umbrella' by Rihanna while he does it.

MrJoeSoap

Xavi6 wrote: »

Yep so manly in fact that he'll probably be listening to 'Umbrella' by Rihanna while he does it.

Tune.

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ella-ella-ella-ella-ey-hey-hey

Rihanna.

Oh yes.

I definitely would.

Xavi6

Shit tune, overrated woman.