The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Des

Des wrote: »

Fúcking government cúnts.

+ 1.

car tax
car parking levy
petrol increase


Fúck you! But they're so noble. They took a pay cut...ahhhhh....:rolleyes:

By the by, anyone here who voted them in has no right to moan!


At least they left the bier alone.....

Charlie

Gummi venus de milo Simpsons on Sky 1 now! Favourite episode.

'Homer, this is God.....frey Jones'

'dramatizationmaynotofhappened'




See you in hell, Candyboys!!!

monkey9

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Gummi venus de milo Simpsons on Sky 1 now! Favourite episode.

'Homer, this is God.....frey Jones'

'dramatizationmaynotofhappened'

Ha ha. Yeah love that scene. The way Homer answers the phone nervously thinking that it may be God. Seriously, i love funny sh!t

~Rebel~

Xavi6 wrote: »

Evening girls. Just in from a work sports day. Bolloxed.

Man, you seem to work in the best place ever! Sports days, free drink nights...i want

DeadSkin

Best Homer quote ever "I hope I didn't brain my damage"

Charlie

Des wrote: »

Fúcking government cúnts.

Personal abuse. Reported.

invincibleirish

Cheer up guys, everyone knew it was going to be a tough budget that was going to hit the wallet, tbh it probably didnt go far enough imo, Budget 2010 will play out like a grim musical moment from reeling in the years.

Im_No_Superman

Is youtube down for people? I hope it wasnt cut in the budget! :pac:

~Rebel~

I got cut in the budget. Theres blood everywhere.

DeadSkin

DeadSkin wrote: »

Best Homer quote ever "I hope I didn't brain my damage"

I am so smart, I am so smart..... S-M-R-T!


My favourite is Ralph Wiggum....."Me fail English, that's unpossible"!

I'm officially no longer single lads....I await the onslaught of abuse...particularly from Des!

ITT-Pat...they haven't announced it officially yet in that no ticket info has been released but it's a definite as its on ufc.com

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm officially no longer single lads....I await the onslaught of abuse...particularly from Des!

Welcome to the dark side

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

Welcome to the dark side

LOL now now dude...turn that frown upside down! :pac: It's not all bad....is it? (been a long time since I wasn't single!)

Xavi6

Ah yeah it is great tbh. Sex on tap is a massive plus, and you can go out and get as hammered as you like yet still go home with a bird!

Charlie

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm officially no longer single lads....I await the onslaught of abuse...particularly from Des!

If I could find an appropriate .gif to sum up my disappointment in you, I would post it. Alas, you'll will have to settle for being called a

This comes from the bitter man who **** himself to sleep at night, whimpering with self pity.

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ah yeah it is great tbh. Sex on tap is a massive plus, and you can go out and get as hammered as you like yet still go home with a bird!

Ah yes there it is! Noice! Regular sex again = I knew the relationship buzz had the advantages!

Rephrase that to "you can get as hammered as you like yet still go home with a bird that you know you're not gonna regret in the mornin! :pac:

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

I if I could find an appropriate .gif to sum up my disappointment in you, I would post it. Alas, you'll will have to settle for being called a

Not tonight charlie, you can call me "w@nked"! :P:pac:

Yes i know man what can I say, I'm, eh, getting old! :pac:

estebancambias

went for the biggest emotional cycle today into town cause i was bored and wanted to go gym and didn't want to waste 95 cent each way on the bus.....the way back was torture really, my jumper and t-shirt were drenched and were so heavy which meant cycling was so tough. The hot chocolate when i got in though with a nice marshmellow made it all worth it.

Some goon nearly ran me over in Donnybrook though...I shouted at him at the traffic lights and I think I made him cry... also got a jones appled flavour can. delish.

Charlie

Deleted User wrote: »

Not tonight charlie, you can call me "w@nked"! :P:pac:

That makes two of us. And at least mine was done by a pro. Me.

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

That makes two of us. And at least mine was done by a pro. Me.

you're hardly a pro....more like a third degree master!

estebancambias

estebancambias wrote: »

went for the biggest emotional cycle today into town cause i was bored and wanted to go gym and didn't want to waste 95 cent each way on the bus.....the way back was torture really, my jumper and t-shirt were drenched and were so heavy which meant cycling was so tough. The hot chocolate when i got in though with a nice marshmellow made it all worth it.

Some goon nearly ran me over in Donnybrook though...I shouted at him at the traffic lights and I think I made him cry... also got a jones appled flavour can. delish.

ugh, cycling to and from town without a gym session in the middle of the 2 would kill me....why don;t you go to a local gym!? (says the man who's gym is in Sandyford!:pac:)



Jesus lads Ive to be up at 7....wtf am I doin online! I will bid you all adieu....until next time!



Stay in school.

Charlie

Deleted User wrote: »

you're hardly a pro....more like a third degree master!

Aye.

Seriously though, best of luck with the bint, hopefully she is not a snake with tits.

Gonna hit the scratcher lads, so I bid you a goodnight.

Xavi6

Este, what the feck is an 'emotional cycle'?!

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Aye.

Seriously though, best of luck with the bint, hopefully she is not a snake with tits.

Gonna hit the scratcher lads, so I bid you a goodnight.

you could make money givin w@nk seminars!! :pac;

Cheers dude, nah she's bang on...... not high maintenance, good lookin, and up for the banter. My kinda girl tbh.

Yea I'm outies this time as well!


Pat Rafters

estebancambias

ah i see the term wasnt used in your day. cant really describe what i mean tbh, i guess if the term was to be taken seriously it would mean being out of your comfort zone and giving it loads, but thats a fairly **** explanation so there xavi.

GuanYin

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ah yeah it is great tbh. Sex on tap is a massive plus,

Yes because that is all women are good for.

estebancambias

I really want to be banned.

Xavi6

GuanYin wrote: »

Yes because that is all women are good for.

Did I say that? Nope.

One Cold Hand

GuanYin wrote: »

Yes because that is all women are good for.

Not true at all. Some are good at cooking and ironing also.

ShiverinEskimo

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm officially no longer single lads....I await the onslaught of abuse...particularly from Des!

In about 2 months time you'll regret that and look back and wonder "why did I do that" and then you'll live with it because your guilt couldn't take breaking her heart, before you know it you'll be walking up an aisle looking for exits but because you don't want to make a scene you'll go through with it and pretend to yourself that it'll work out in enough time then BAM!! She's pregnant and that playboy lifestyle, martial arts, posting on boards - that all goes out the window because you'll be struggling to buy nappies after this recession turns into a depression and your finance job goes out the window when it's outsourced to the south asia and you're drawing the dole and using the child support to feed your drug habit you developed to take your mind off the wife you never loved.

Bad move dude.

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Deleted User wrote: »

I'm officially no longer single lads....I await the onslaught of abuse...particularly from Des!

Back with an ex?

:rolleyes:

Deleted User wrote: »

Rephrase that to "you can get as hammered as you like yet still go home with a bird that you know you're not gonna regret in the mornin! :pac:

But you ARE going to regret getting back with an ex in a month/three months/year.

Personally, I don't see it lasting much longer than just after Xmas, tbh.

Deleted User wrote: »

Jesus lads Ive to be up at 7....wtf am I doin online! I will bid you all adieu....until next time!

Did you make it to work?

Mr Alan

can i just say i ****ing love raotl (liverpool fansite)

best **** place on the internet
(after here of course)

morning gents

ShiverinEskimo

Mr Alan wrote: »

can i just say i ****ing love raotl (liverpool fansite)

best **** place on the internet
(after here of course)

morning gents

Fair enough.

Morning Al.

Xavi6

Mr Alan wrote: »

can i just say i ****ing love raotl (liverpool fansite)

best **** place on the internet
(after here of course)

morning gents

I hear it has the highest number of ghey users on teh internetz.

Mornin

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Neil still hasn't surfaced.

Does anyone know where he works? We should send his boss a link to this thread, pointing out the 2.30am drunken posts.

Xavi6

Ha ha Al must know. Do it!

Mr Alan

I'm not sure tbh.

give him a text des.

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Mr Alan wrote: »

I'm not sure tbh.

give him a text des.

PM pr text me his number, I don't have it in my phone.

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Message sent.

"Hey Neil,the lads in the Off Topic thread are worried about you,are you ok?Des,xxx"

Actually, Xavi, I sent that via online webtext, if your Irish number is still in use, you might get that message too, by mistake.

Mr Alan

Neil just text me asking for your number Des....i think he has you sussed!

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I hope you didn't give it to him.

It's ok Des, game over! Wasn't posting cos i'm workin (Aye right - good post Eskimo btw!)

Made it in on time-ish. Knackered this mornin though. Nah Des tbh I regret nothin. We get on real real well and it's a fairly complicated story as to what happened the first time. Xmas? Hmmmm harsh tbh. I'll remember to dig this up if you're wrong! :pac: I know people who've broken up and got back without a bother. It's not ALWAYS the wrong thing to do (i agree it usually is)


Nice text Des, NOT A CHANCE I'm tellin ya where I work though, this thread is enough evidence to justifiably fire my ass (and many other peoples)!

Charlie

Neil, if you're lurking, tell the missus that it's too early to put you under the thumb. Tell her you needs teh internetz!!!

Edit: Talk about bad timing on my behalf.

Perhaps Neil you can keep this on the iPod, just incase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZhoF9Isf0o

Charlie

Anyone here have any decent experiences with Recruitment Agencies, ones that are decent for graduates?

Mr Alan

DesF

The Boards text stalker

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

DesF

The Boards text stalker

Oh yea touché dude, you owed me one tbh!

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Mr Alan wrote: »

DesF

The Boards text stalker

Who?

Mr Alan

DesF.....legendary boards.ie poster.

Uberfan extraordinaire?

you never heard of him?

just as well, bloke is a tosser.

Des

Des wrote: »

Who?

i dunno man, apparently some lad called millersangel got stalkked by some chap called DesF!

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Free Sim cards are available from o2, so I got one, and started texting my flatmate, pretending to be an ungly munter who had a crush on him ten years ago or more.

He was freaked out, because I was pretending to have seen him going to and from work and stuff like that. Telling him she was in love with him, and had this whole relationship built up with him over texts. Proper bi-polar behaviour in the texts. It was great, he'd come into the pub after work and show us all his new messages from her, one day I even managed to get another friend in on it, and he got a text from his stalker while I was sitting in the pub watching football with him.

This started last October, and we ran it until Xmas Eve.

We pretended one of us had seen her in the pub, and had given us a card for him.

He was absolutely freaked out when he turned to the back page of the card and saw our two names on it.

It was beautiful.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

Free Sim cards are available from o2, so I got one, and started texting my flatmate, pretending to be an ungly munter who had a crush on him ten years ago or more.

He was freaked out, because I was pretending to have seen him going to and from work and stuff like that. Telling him she was in love with him, and had this whole relationship built up with him over texts. Proper bi-polar behaviour in the texts. It was great, he'd come into the pub after work and show us all his new messages from her, one day I even managed to get another friend in on it, and he got a text from his stalker while I was sitting in the pub watching football with him.

This started last October, and we ran it until Xmas Eve.

We pretended one of us had seen her in the pub, and had given us a card for him.

He was absolutely freaked out when he turned to the back page of the card and saw our two names on it.

It was beautiful.

Excellant stuff, that's how you do it. Build the rib up good and slow.