The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Frisbee

Frisbee wrote: »

Mam and Dad were away over the weekend and got back this morning.
Their plane got hit by lightning as it was taking off. Thought that was fairly interesting

Mine were away over the weekend too... happy days!


My plane got struck by lightening flying to Thailand. Apparently it happens a lot.

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do you pair of gheys live with your parents?

Frisbee

Des wrote: »

do you pair of gheys live with your parents?

Yeah my part-time job won't quite pay for a house/apartment/cardboard box shelter

Xavi6

When I was in 6th year I was vored 'Most Likely To Be Living At Home When They're 30'. I showed them cunts.

Melion

Id love to be living back at home

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Answer me this.

How in the lamb of jaysis do some people not know their own phone number?

Fúcking tards.

Des

Des wrote: »

do you pair of gheys live with your parents?

I do. Can't afford to move out just yet Im afraid. Saving for travelling ya see! :pac:

Des

Des wrote: »

Answer me this.

How in the lamb of jaysis do some people not know their own phone number?

Fúcking tards.

I know a girl who gets a new phone every single month cos she normaly loses them on nights out.

But yes I agree. I know most phone numbers off that Id use with any regularity tbh.

ibh

Des wrote: »

Answer me this.

How in the lamb of jaysis do some people not know their own phone number?

Fúcking tards.

That is really annoying. I know every phone number that I regularly use off by heart. I have a good recall for numbers. Can remember phone numbers, bank acc number, social insurance number from years ago, and I used to work in a car dealers where all the parts are coded numerically.
Can’t remember to get milk in the evenings though, so I regularly have to skip breakfast.:o

Charlie

Deleted User wrote: »

I know a girl who gets a new phone every single month cos she normaly loses them on nights out.

I bet she describes herself as being 'sooooo random!'

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

I bet she describes herself as being 'sooooo random!'

I dunno how she describes herself, I just know I get regular enough group texts off her informing everyone of her new number!

I'd describe her as a muntered drunk myself, but thats just me!

Xavi6

Would she get it though?

Chong

Can anyone tell me what Top Top means when refered to the Jamie Knobknapp?

Just Curious

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

Would she get it though?

She'd let ya in a heartbeat I'll say that much. As for whether you'd give it, well they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and as far as I behold I'd say that there isn't enough alcohol in the world! That's a nice way of saying not at all!

Frisbee

Bill wrote: »

Can anyone tell me what Top Top means when refered to the Jamie Knobknapp?

Just Curious

That's a Top Top question Bill.

The truth is nobody knows, scholars maintain the meaning was lost millenia ago..

John Mason

Des wrote: »

Answer me this.

How in the lamb of jaysis do some people not know their own phone number?

Fúcking tards.

i have no idea of my landline phone number

GuanYin

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

i have no idea of my landline phone number

Who still has landlines?


What costume did you wear on Sat?

Gelio

GuanYin wrote: »

Who still has landlines?


What costume did you wear on Sat?

Come on have a guess . . .

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pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

i have no idea of my landline phone number

You don't have one, that's why.

ITT-Pat

Deleted User wrote: »

As for “babe” well there’s only one person any man should ever call babe!

wouldn't really call it a person tbh

DeadSkin

ITT-Pat wrote: »

wouldn't really call it a person tbh

That'll do pig, that'll do.

Dub13

Deleted User wrote: »

I know a girl who gets a new phone every single month cos she normaly loses them on nights out.

But yes I agree. I know most phone numbers off that Id use with any regularity tbh.

But you can still hold onto your number.

GuanYin

Who memorizes numbers?

Thats what phone address books are for.

ShiverinEskimo

How much does a cylinder of gas cost these days?

Dub13

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

How much does a cylinder of gas cost these days?

Do people still use them..?

ShiverinEskimo

I've got a super ser. My bedroom doesn't hold heat due to a combination of it being a 130 year old house and having 4 large windows you smell a fart through from the other side.

I figured I'd fire up the super ser again in an attempt to stall the onset of arthritis in my knuckles when using the PC.

themont85

Bout 30 quid i think if its a refill you have, otherwise 70ish.

Frisbee

One hour of intense physical training after being out for a month tonight.
Even my hair hurts

ShiverinEskimo

I feel your pain brother. I was playing 5-a-side tonight and went in for a challenge - my knee cap and his came together at full force.

I jogged on like I didn't care but really I was crying a little inside. It's all lumpy now.

Peyton Manning

Just back from the MGMT gig in Dublin.

Why so late you say?

F*cking bus broke down.
:mad:

Xavi6

I'd be more interested to know why you went in the first place. Awful band.

ShiverinEskimo

Do anything nice for the Melbourne Cup Xavi?

Morning girls.

Nice tagline Xavi.......EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS.........Its the only thing, that slowly stops the ache, If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it!


Quality stuff!



Went back to Muay-Thai last night after 2 weeks off training cos of the flu and alcohol abuse. First night back and we were doing bodyshot conditioning, my ribs and tummy are fairly tender today!

ShiverinEskimo

I picked up a few of the girls from work one night who were at a house party before a night out because I was finishing late and said I'd drop them into town and then follow them down.

I made sure I was playing Duality and started headbanging behind the wheel and going nuts. Needless to say I will not be on taxi duty for some time to come.

John Mason

Des wrote: »

You don't have one, that's why.

but i had one for 3 years and only got rid of it last month

as you well know and now i have no internet at home and NTL are muppets and wont connect me to the internet - god, i really hate NTL, they nearly made me cry in frustration yesterday, i had to go out for a smoke which i never do in work

the horror of it all

ShiverinEskimo

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

I picked up a few of the girls from work one night who were at a house party before a night out because I was finishing late and said I'd drop them into town and then follow them down.

I made sure I was playing Duality and started headbanging behind the wheel and going nuts. Needless to say I will not be on taxi duty for some time to come.

Such a quality tune that! Thats how you do it, though chauffeur to the girls is never a bad gig to have! :P:pac:

Charlie

Morning folks.

Tis looking might sh/tty outside.

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Morning folks.

Tis looking might sh/tty outside.

Big time. This is turnin out to be one of those days where Im just lookin forward to climbin into my bed. Feelin ropey and sleep deprived! I'm not even that fussed about the Champions League. :eek: I've to be up real early tomorrow so I reckon I'll be asleep real early tonight!

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Boardeaux playing tonight. In Blackrock.

Xavi6

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Do anything nice for the Melbourne Cup Xavi?

Nope spent the day in hospital as the missus was havin surgery today. I did back two feckin donkeys though :rolleyes: Duality ftw btw.

Hope her surgery went ok man.


I think i've got the winter blues or somethin. Just not really feelin it today at all.

Dub13

Hello ladies.

ShiverinEskimo

Xavi6 wrote: »

Nope spent the day in hospital as the missus was havin surgery today.

Nothing serious I hope?

Xavi6

No it's all sweet. There was a suspicion she may have something but the surgery has confirmed that it's not there so all good in the hood.

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Xavi6 wrote: »

No it's all sweet. There was a suspicion she may have something but the surgery has confirmed that it's not there so all good in the hood.

A willy?

Xavi6

Des wrote: »

A willy?

Normally I would laugh at such a jibe but after the amount of worry I had today i'll pass thanks.

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

No it's all sweet. There was a suspicion she may have something but the surgery has confirmed that it's not there so all good in the hood.

Good to hear mate. Glad it worked out ok. Nothing worse really. Can imagine it wasn't an experience you'll look back on with any fondness.


I've to go for a blood test tomorrow morning. Been getting real short of breath the last while for no particular reason so now they're gonna draw blood to try find out why. Fckin HATE being anywhere near hospitals. And the OH works in said hospital. Dunno how she sticks it to be honest, hospitals suck the life outta me.

Xavi6

Yeah I'm no fan of hospitals either. Within 5 minutes of being in there today the colour had gone from my face and I was feeling nautious. Same when I went to visit my mate a while back. Hate the places.

I've to go in for 8 in the bloody mornin. Only God knows how long I'll be waiting. I remember my Dad was in for a week one time and I was into him every day. I just remember the feeling of depression I had by the end of that week having been surrounded by such negativity all the time. Honestly dunno how anyone works as a nurse or otherwise. I'd lose my will to live.

Dub13

I am off today heading out to Howth in a while to get some fish,then I have to try and talk MrsDub13 into making it for me.